Sabre: Scotty Simms put up a good fight and almost pulled off the upset but in the end Sabre's size, strength and experience advantages proved to be too much and Sabre was able to pick up a hard fought victory.
Sabre looks up from the magazine
I'd say that was a pretty accurate report of what went down. Scotty did put up a hell of a fight, he had me worried for a few moments, but luckily for me I was able to dig deep and pick up the victory.
Sabre returns to reading from the text of the magazine.
Sabre: Team Real Deal successfully managed to pull off one of the biggest upsets in OCW history. No-one gave them a chance going into their match with Lethal Aggression, but somehow through a combination of luck, determination and Chris Kostoff interjecting himself into the match, they got the job done. At the end of the match J-Man showed us all why he is considered to potential future OCW champion when he hit Gator with the big f'n deal to set him up for the pinfall.
Sabre looks away from the text again.
Sabre: Well I didn't think it was an upset. I always thought Team Real Deal would win.
Sabre goes back to the magazine when he does he starts to laugh out loud. He laughs for a good thirty second. He then shows the camera why he is laughing, as he turns around the magazine and shows the camera a cartoon which has been made about J-Man pinning Gator.
Sabre: That cartoon is a very accurate rendition of what went down on Madness. Even I would struggle to sum it up better.
Sabre puts the magazine down as he does so there is a knock on the door.
Sabre: Come in.
The door opens and in walks Josh Landers.
Sabre: Oh Hi Josh, are you after an interview?
Josh Landers: Yes I am Sabre, I want to get your opinions on last week's events in OCW, and also your upcoming match.
Sabre: Well go right ahead then.
Josh Landers: Firstly I would like your reaction to that unprovoked attack Blade Helms made on you during Madness.
Sabre: I'm not sure what Blade is trying to achieve by those actions. Attacking me from behind will get him nowhere, as I proved when I was able to easily hold my own against him even though he got the first shot in, hell if it hadn\'t of been for security I would have kicked his @$$ yet again. If he was trying to get a title shot by attacking me then he failed, because he is still at the back of the queue for getting one, he has had his turn not once but twice, and he couldn't get the job done either time. There are far more deserving people to get title shots than him and I would much rather face them, than having to subject myself to another easy match with Blade. Far from provoking me into giving him a title shot all he succeeding in doing was showing me and showing all the fans that he is still bitter about the fact that he lost to me, and that he is so bitter that instead of his usual moaning and whining he is prepared to humiliate himself even more by trying and failing to attack people from behind.
Josh Landers: What is your opinion on the sensational upset that took place in the Lethal Lottery Tag Tournament when Team Real Deal beat Lethal Aggression.
Sabre: Well in my mind it was no upset. J-Man is a tremendous wrestler more than capable of beating anyone in the OCW, and Barbi is easily the best female competitor I have ever seen. I also think that Shea and Gator are so overrated, the only real weapon in their arsenals is intimidation. All they can do is hope people are scared by what they have done in the past, and then freeze through fear, but when they go up against opponents who aren't scared who won't freeze then they will inevitably fail. They failed last week when J-Man and Barbi didn't freeze, and Shea failed against me at Game Over because I didn't freeze, and he will fail again at No Limits when I yet again don't freeze and go on to retain my title in the glass house match which by the way Josh I'm still waiting on an explanation of what the match is.
Josh Landers: Well I still don't know either, but let's go back to the match between Lethal Aggression and Team Real Deal. I guess you're pretty happy with the result then?
Sabre: Of course I'm happy because now I have the chance to tell Chris Shea, I told you so. Didn't I say last week that by dropping me and replacing me with Gator that he had blew his chance of winning the tag team title.
Josh Landers: You said words to those effect at some point as I recall.
Sabre: Well I was proved 100 percent right wasn't I, and you just can't beat the feeling of being right. I said Lethal Aggression wouldn't win the tournament and they didn't. Shea must have so much egg on his face at the moment, I bet he is kicking himself and thinking what if I hadn't stabbed Sabre in the back and replaced him with that worthless piece of crap Gator. Well Josh I think it is pretty obvious what would have happened he would still be in t he tournament right now, only two matches away from what would have been a certain triumph because any team which has me in it has to be almost guaranteed to succeed.
Josh Landers: What do you think of the way your match with Scotty Simms went down last week?
Sabre: Well it went down very well, I was able to show once again that I am the premier competitor in OCW. I took my opponents best shots and I was able to fight back and pick up he win. I'm not going to deny the fact that it was a difficult match though. Scotty really put a lot of effort in and caught me with some good moves, if he keeps up that level of performance he has a good future here. But in the end he just didn't have enough to get past the ultimate fighting machine.
Josh Landers: Well let's move onto next week.
Sabre: Well I haven' t had time to see who my opponent is yet, so perhaps you could tell me who I will be facing.
Josh La nders: This week you will be wrestling on Monday Madness at the Gund Arena in Cleveland Ohio against Gator.
A broad smile appears on Sabre's face.
Sabre: Well that's must be the best news I've heard all day. Ever since I entered OCW I've wanted to face Gator and now finally I have that chance. When I first challenged him, he ducked me falsely claiming that I was not worthy of facing him. When we all knew it was really because he knew he would lose. But now after all these months I will finally be able to get my hands on him and show everyone how much better I am than him. I'm so excited about this match Josh, I just can't wait to get in the ring and beat the living daylights out of Gator, and show everyone yet again why I'm number one in OCW.
Josh Landers: Gator could provide a whole number of difficulties for you though.
Sabre: No he won't, this match is going to be so one sided. As per usual I will hold all the aces going into the match, so Gator will be squashed under my boot as easily I could squash an ant, and when I do this I will finally show everyone just how overrated Gator really is. After this match no longer will people go around talking about how great Gator is, how dangerous of an opponent he is, and how he could beat anybody in OCW. People will just say he is a no hoper, a has been, someone just like Blade Helms who will never make it back to the top here. And Josh I am going to enjoy showing people that.
Josh Landers: Do you see this match as being a useful warm up match for No Limits.
Sabre: No I don't see it as being a good warm up match because one, I don't need a warm up match to face Shea, he will be brushed aside as easily as I would brush aside a few stray leaves that had landed on my drive way, and two beating an opponent as easily as I will beat Gator does not help me prepare for a match. To get a good warm up match I would need someone who could challenge me, someone who will make sure I have to dig deep to pick up the victory, and the person who can do that sure isn't Gator. All this match does is allow me to put another victory in my win column improve my winning streak by one, and set up a possibly great fortnight where I beat both members of Lethal Aggression in back to back weeks showing everyone yet again what a spent force they are. Because over the next two weeks both members of Lethal Aggression are going to be Sabreized.
Scene fades to black.