The scene opens in the OCW interview area. There are two chairs set up one for an interviewer and one for an interviewee. The only person we can see at the moment is Josh Landers sitting on the interviewers chair.

Josh Landers: Hello everybody Josh Landers here ready to interview yet another OCW superstar. At this time I would like to introduce my next guest, former OCW world champion SABRE.

Sabre walks into the interview area he is wearing the brand new Sabre T-shirt (kindly designed by Blade Helms, and a great job he did too), black jeans and black boots, he is also carrying a sledgehammer. He walks over to the where the chairs are and sits down on the empty one.

Sabre : Hi Josh. Firstly when you say former OCW world champion I can assure you right now that in the not to distant future the former part of your description will be taken away, because at some point down the line I will once again win the OCW world title and secondly Josh I see that you have managed to dry yourself off from that little swimming trip you took last week.

Josh Landers: Well I still haven't forgiven you for throwing me in that swimming pool.

Sabre: Don't be so serious Josh, it was just a bit of fun.

Josh Landers: Well I don't like water.

Sabre: Well I think we can all tell that from your smell, you smell like you haven't showered for months.

Josh Landers: I showered only this morning I'll have you know.

Sabre: I was only joking again, you really should loosen up a bit.

Josh Landers: Well I'll try.

Sabre: That's good news Josh. Just remember though don't become as loose as Lisa Blunt. Because as we all know she takes being loose to a whole new level.

Josh Landers: Can we get back to the interview.

Sabre: Go right ahead Josh.

Josh Landers: Firstly what the hell are you doing with a sledgehammer in your hands.

Sabre: Well I was thinking of hitting Chris O'Hann with it during our match on Madness.

Josh Landers: You're joking again aren't you, surely you wouldn't do a thing like that you'd get disqualified for starters.

Sabre: This time Josh I'm been deadly serious, I am definitely going to hit Chris with this hammer.

Josh Landers: Why would you want to do something like that. Unnecessary brutal acts aren't usually in your nature.

Sabre: You're right Josh normally I don't go round hitting people with sledgehammers, but I'm going to make an exception this week.

Josh Landers: The question still remains though why would you want to do that.

Sabre: Well my opponent this week Chris O'Hann, seems to think that I should just accept the fact that Chris Shea hit me with a chair to win our match at No Limits. I guess it is his opinion that if you are defeated it doesn't matter how you are defeated all that matters is that you lost. Well if that's the case he won't mind when I hit him over his head with this sledgehammer on route to beating him. Because if I have to accept that Shea hit me with a chair, then he will have to accept that I hit him with a sledgehammer.

Josh Landers: I still don't believe that you will go to such lengths to pick up a victory.

Sabre: Well normally I wouldn't need to go to such lengths to beat someone like O'Hann, my feet, my fists and the sabrecrusher are more than enough to beat a man of his calibre, but when my opponents says that it is alright to start bringing weapons to the ring then who am I to disagree. So when I come out for our match on Madness I will be bringing this sledgehammer with me and at some point on the way to my inevitable victory I will be using it.

Josh Landers: Well moving away from the rather unpleasant prospect of seeing someone hit with a sledgehammer why don't we move onto Chris O'Hann's comment that he would knock your lights out.

Sabre: Who does this guy think he's kidding, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles will see a yeti before anyone sees Chris O'Hann knock me out. It just will not happen, he doesn't have the power to knock me out, or the skill to get me a position to knock me out. A light punching flyweight boxer has more chance of doing it than Chris O'Hann has. Because let's face it when it comes to finishing people off O'Hann just can't seem to do it. He's even hit people with his finisher and still not been able to put them away. After a quick reassessment of his abilities I don't think he has what it takes to beat anybody here, not even a big time loser like Assassin. So therefore when he has to face possibly the best wrestler competing in OCW today what chance has he got. Well I think the answer is pretty obvious he's got absolutely none. Hell will freeze over before this guy beats me.

Josh Landers: You've suddenly become pretty dismissive of this guy, when not long ago you were saying that you thought he has a lot of potential. Why the sudden change of heart.

Sabre: Like I said earlier I have given him a reappraisal since my last comments on it. My first reactions to him were that he lost all those matches because he was up against strong opposition, but now I have looked at his tapes again and I have to conclude that he lost because he just isn't good enough. I've gone over his matches with a fine tooth comb and I've come to the conclusion that he is a bit like a headless chicken when he's out in the ring. He just runs around and around the ring and doesn't really accomplish anything. To me he doesn't seem to be a thinking wrestler, all his actions seem to be based on instinct, well Josh in this business wrestling on instinct can only take you so far, and I think O'Hann has already reached as far as he is going to go in OCW. To be really successful you have to have an analytical approach to matches, you need to think out there in ring, you need to come up with a solid strategy but you also have to able to adapt if circumstances dictate. The most successful wrestlers like myself has all these abilities, and it gives up so many advantages over guys like O'Hann who have none of those abilities. So as you can tell Josh my opinions on this guy are extremely low. I hold the Guatemalan national football team in higher regard than I hold O'Hann. So when he faces me he will lose and lose big time because he is going to be Sabreized.

Scene fades to black.