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The scene opens backstage in the Cow Palace, we can see Sabre walking towards his locker room. He seems to be quite happy despite his recent world title loss. As he is walking along he accidentally bumps into Madness commentator Jeff Miller. With Miller been much smaller than Sabre he is sent flying.
Jeff Miller: Be careful there will you.
Sabre: Oh sorry Jeff I didn't see you there. I guess I over looked you, just like I'll over look Mr No Talent Chris O'Hann when I get him in the ring on Madness.
Sabre helps Jeff to his feet.
Jeff Miller: You should be careful when you face O'Hann, he can really wrestle.
Sabre: That's what everyone says but I'm just not convinced. During his OCW career not only has he not won a match, but in my opinion he hasn't even put up one decent performance, all his opponents none of whom are in my league have blown him out of the water. Even Blade Helms kicked his @$$ and we all know how much better I am than Blade. Then you look at my record, I have the longest world title reign in OCW history, I've beaten people like Chris Shea, Gator and Chris Kostoff so I think the evidence would suggest that it is going to be an easy victory for me, and who am I to argue with facts.
Jeff Miller: Well we will have to see what happens.
Sabre: The only thing which is up for debate in th is match is how quickly I'm going to beat him, we all already know who the victor will be. The betting shops never even took bets on who would win the match, the only bets they will take is whether or not I'll beat him in under a minute, and you know what Jeff I think I will.
Sabre and Jeff part company. Sabre continues to walk to his locker room still looking very happy, just before he gets to his locker room Shane Parker intercepts him.
Shane Parker: I liked what you did to Josh Landers he had that coming to him.
Sabre: Well h's such an old misery guts that I just had to play a little prank on him. I don't think I've ever met anyone more serious than Josh, he really needs to liven up a bit, perhaps after my little stunt he might just do that. I just hope he doesn't write something bad about me in the next edition of OCW recap.
Shane Parker: From my experience with Josh he can hold a grudge for a long time, once I split his beer and I still don't think he has forgiven me yet.
Sabre: I guess I'll have to tread lightly when I see him next time or else get Brian Wilson to do all my interviews.
Shane Parker: I guess you'll have to do that, anyway what's with the big smile surely you should be a p*****d off because you just lost your world title to Chris Shea.
Sabre: Well I am still a bit disappointed with that, but I know that I will get the world title belt back at some point so my disappointment won't last long.
Shane Parker: But why are so happy though.
Sabre: Well firstly I have an easy opponent on Madness so I will be able to start a new win streak without much trouble and start on my way back to the world title picture, and secondly I have just been in a couple of very productive meetings, which very well have a beneficial effect on my career here in OCW.
Shane Parker: And who would those meetings be with.
Sabre: You'll find out soon enough Shane but for the time being I'll have to keep you in the dark.
Shane Parker: Okay then I won't press you, I'm not nosy like some other OCW employees I could name. Anyway I came to see if you wanted to go on a big night out after your match, me and a few of the backstage crew are going to drink San Franciso dry.
Sabre: Sure I might as well, after all I've got an easy match tonight so I'll have plenty of time for drinking afterwards .
Shane Parker: That's great, I'll see you after the match but a piece of advice for you before I go watch out for O'Hann he's more dangerous than you think.
Sabre: Just how many people are going to tell me that I had better watch out for O'Hann. It's just so obvious that I'm going to win and win easily because everything about O'Hann is second or even third rate. While he was competing as Psycho he was only the third best wrestler to have a name based around being crazy, and now he has changed his name to Chris O'Hann he is only the third best Chris in OCW. Hell he isn't even the best OCW wrestler to come out of Calgary or the best wrestler to have a finisher called ground zero. He is just so lame that it is almost untrue, so I haven't got to be wary of him at all. He's the one who should be wary, wary that I don't decapitate him when I hit the sabrecrusher, wary that I don't break his spine when I apply the one thousand years of pain, wary that I don't totally humiliate him by subjecting him to a wrestling clinic, because all those things could easily happen to him. Chris O'Hann is just a peon who will be squashed underneath my boot as I go on to win yet another match here.
Shane and Sabre part company. Sabre goes into his locker room the lights are turned off the room is illuminated by lots of candle. Sabre goes to turn the light on, when he does so the distinctive tones of Lisa Blunt can be heard.
Lisa Blunt: Don't turn that on you'll ruin the effect.
Sabre turns the light on anyway. When it is turned on we can see Lisa dressed fairly scantily and in quite a seducitve pose
Lisa Blunt: Turn it back off it took me ages to set up all these candles to set up the right effect.
Sabre: Right effect for what.
Lisa Blunt: The right effect for a bit of passion between you and me.
Sabre: How many times do I have to tell you that there is no chance of any passion between you and I. So get out will you I've got to get changed for my match.
Lisa Blunt: But according to you your match is going to be easy therefore you can sap some of your strength by giving me a bit of quality time.
Sabre: It's true that O'Hann is going down in double quick time but I'm still not going to do anything with you. And by the way this room is private you certainly don't have permission to be here.
Lisa Blunt: Well I thought since it was me you wouldn't mind.
Sabre: I mind even more if it's you, so why don't you get out and take these damn candles with you.
Lisa gets up and blows out a few candles.
Lisa Blunt: Just think Sabre I could be blowing you instead of blowing out these candles.
Sabre: Very witty Lisa, anyway the door is over there so why don't you leave.
Lisa picks up a few on the candles and leaves with a disappointed look on her face.
Sabre: Will see ever learn her lesson, probably not but I can guarantee on Madness that one man certainly will learn his lesson and that will be Chris O'Hann, and he will learn not to mess with me because he will indeed be Sabreized.
Scene fades to black. |