Sabre: Massacre is so going to pay for his actions, who the hell does he think he is attacking me from behind after the lights had gone out and then putting me in a body bag. And he's going to pay in the worst way possible by having his head removed from his body when I deliver the biggest Sabrecrusher of all time on him. A sabrecrusher so awesome that they will be talking about it until the end of time.

Sabre continues walking for a bit more he turns a corner and goes down a different corridor until he comes to a room which has a Brian Wilson sign on the door. Sabre then takes one of his huge fists and bangs on the door so hard that the noise could probably be heard throughout the whole of North Carolina. After a few loud bangs Brian Wilson can be heard on the other side of the door.

Brian Wilson: Who the hell can that be banging so loudly on the door.

Sabre: Well open the bloody thing and find out then.

Brian opens the door he looks a little worse for wear, as though he went on a big drinker bender last night and still has a hang over.

Brian Wilson: Did you have to knock so loudly my head is a bit delicate at the moment.

Sabre: Yes I bloody well did have to knock that loud because I want an interview right now as I have lots of things to say.

Brian Wilson: Couldn't you get Josh or Lisa to do the interview I don't feel up to it at the moment.

Sabre: There both on location at the moment interviewing wrestlers away from the arena so you'll have to do it.

Brian Wilson: Can't you get Frank Edwards, Jonathon McLane or Jeff Miller then.

Sabre: No I can't you pissed up b*****d. I want a proper interviewer to do the job so get doing it.

Brian Wilson: Well if you insist I guess I better do it.

Sabre: I do insist so get going.

Sabre and Brian walk into the middle of Brian's locker room it is a bit of a mess at the moment. Lots of empty fast food packing all over the place and some dirty clothes too.

Sabre: My god man this place is a tip, do any cleaners come here.

Brian Wilson: Well not that often I think my locker room is last on the list to be cleaned. So the cleaners don't get round to do it that often. After all Brain's room gets cleaned first then Massacre's then Shea's as he's the champ and then the other major stars like you, Spiritual Re-Birth, Dusted and Control Factor. And with all those rooms plus the other wrestlers it's a wonder the cleaners ever get round to my room at all.

Sabre: And rightly so Brian you're room should get cleaned last. Anyway that's enough on the cleanliness of your room let's get on with the interview.

Brian Wilson: Well what do you want to talk about then.

Sabre: Well what do you think Brian, do you think I want to talk about the offside rule in football, What Carmen Electra 's like in bed or men with green hair. Well actually I wouldn't mind talking about what Carmen's like in bed because if you read the tabloids you would know that I have first hand knowledge about that but that can wait for now because what I want to talk about right now is what Massacre did to me and Seth Copeland on Totality Last week.

Brian Wilson: Okay I'll ask you about that then. Firstly you must be pretty pissed off with the way Mike attacked you from behind after the lights had gone out.

Sabre: You're damned right I'm pissed off. I had just put on a great performance to beat a very worthy and tough advisory in Seth Copeland. And just as I was having my hand raised after a hard fought victory and the crowd had starting chanting my name the lights go out and Massacre attacks me. That kind of thing that will even make a level headed man like me get extremely angry. Everyone knows how much I enjoy the cheers of the fans so to have that moment ruined is more than enough for me to start tearing down walls to go and kick somebody's ass.

Brian Wilson: Before the incident we all knew that you hated Mike but what's your opinion on him now.

Sabre: Well I don't think my opinion on Massacre has changed a great deal I already thought he was the lowest class piece of trash human being walking the planet, and the world's most sorry son of a b***h too. Those opinions certainly haven't changed one bit. But I didn't realise before that Mike was such a coward. I though Mike was supposed to be incredibly tough, someone who didn't back done from anybody and want face to face with all his opponents no matter who they were. Well I guess that's not the case is it because Mike wasn't prepared to meet me face to face was he, and I think that can only be because he fears what I can do to him. He fears the fact that were we to meet head on I would beat him to within an inch of his life. He fears the fact that I am more powerful than he is, more technically skilled and just that much better than he is. He knows the only way he can beat me is attacking me from behind because that's the only way he can get the better of me, but sooner or later Mike we will meet under different circumstances. We will meet mano y mano and he will get his ass kicked all over the arena.

Brian Wilson: So why do you think Mike attacked you.

Sabre: I think there are two reasons. Firstly he knows that I am the best competitor in OCW, and it's pretty wise to try to take out your main competitor, he knows that I could singly handily end his little revolution with a couple of sabrecrushers, so I guess he was putting in a cowardly pre-emptive strike. The second reason is pretty common knowledge, we all know that Massacre is jealous of me, jealous of the fact that I'm a better wrestler than he is, jealous of the fact that I hold the record for having the world title reign while he never held the world title belt at all. Jealous of the fact that I am actually attractive to women and that I can get laid, because we all know he can't not even with 10 cent whores. Jealous because the fans love me, jealous because I get invited to all the celebrity parties which he can only dream about going to. I've been invited to go to the Oscars this year you know and I've been invited to many after show parties as well. Mike knows he will never be invited to such events so once again he's jealous. I think there are just so many categories in which I'm so much better than Mike, better looking, better body, more intelligent, better educated the list just goes on and on. I don't think it is possible for a man to be more jealous of someone as Mike is of me, and that's why he attacked me.

Brian Wilson: We all know Mike's abilities in the ring though. Do you really think you can beat him.

Sabre: I have no doubt about it Brian. We all know Mike has a lot of ability in the ring, but I am just so much better than he is, and therefore I would pick up an easy win.

Brian Wilson: But the last time you two faced off Massacre won.

Sabre: But if you remember that match you would remember the fact that I was millimetres away from applying the sabrecrusher and itwould have been a certain victory if that had been applied. And since that match I have improved so much.

Brian Wilson: I'd have to agree with you there, you have improved tremendously since you entered OCW.

Sabre: And at the same time Mike has not improved and if anything because of his inactivity he has got worse. My level of ability has surpassed his now and therefore I would easily be able to sabreize him.

Brian Wilson: Moving away from Massacre to your opponent for this week Joe Jackson.

Sabre: By Joe Jackson do you mean the baseball player caught up in the black sox scandal or the singer from the 1970's because I know no one else under that name.

Brian Wilson: Okay then your opponent this week Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson.

Sabre: That's better Brian, I know who you're talking about now.

Brian Wilson: Well how do you feel about having to face the only man so far to have aligned himself with Massacre.

Sabre: I've been wanting to get my hands on that little runt for a long time now. I've always thought he was a total and utter twat and the biggest waste of space on the OCW roster. It was always been my opinion that he needed to get a big time sabreizing to clear his mixed up mind of any misguided ideas he might have about being a decent wrestler. But now I have even more incentive to give him a huge beating. Aligning himself with Mike Massacre is the biggest mistake he has ever made in his career, and this is saying something because his career has already been littered with numerous big mistakes. But this mistake will really take the biscuit because it lead to him not just getting the seven hells kicked out of him by me but it will also probably mean the end of his crappy little career because I imagine once this little revolution is defeated and Massacre has been despatched to part unknown, Joey ' The Devastator' Jackson will probably follow him shortly afterwards because I pretty sure Brain will fire his ass, and after seeing the way he betrayed Brain I don't think another federation president will give him a job so his career would indeed be over.

Brian Wilson: Do you think Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson has a chance against a man with your credentials.

Sabre: Of course he doesn't because there is no way he can match up to me. I have more talent in my little finger than he does in his entire body. So he will undoubtedly lose. Just look at the list of people who've beaten him in OCW. He's lost to Chris Shea, Damien and Chris Kostoff, and he was easily defeated by all these men. I hold victories over all these people as well as over top line wrestlers like Gator, Seth Copeland and Jake Titan, all people Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson wouldn't have a chance of beating. Added to that is the fact that I can't see any conceivable skills in my opponent. He has nothing, no technical skill, not a great deal of speed, no ring craft, no ring generalship and absolutely no power. I definitely have all those things and they will enable me to pick up the win.

Brian Wilson: But what if Massacre interferes. As good as you are you can 't handle Massacre and Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson two on one.

Sabre: I don't think Massacre interference will play a part in the match. For starters I'm sure Brain has something planned to neutralise him so he can't come down, and if that doesn't work I would imagine that a few wrestler pissed off by Massacre's actions will stop group together to stop him interfering in any matches. And after all that if Massacre still somehow manages to get to the ring then I don't think his interference will make the blindest bit of difference, because I will beat Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson so quickly that Massacre won't have time to get to the ring. Not even the possible distraction of Mike will stop me from wringing Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson's scrawny neck on my way to picking up yet another victory here in the OCW.

Brian Wilson: How do you respond to the comments that Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson made about you, saying that you were a sacrifice, an offering to the revolution.

Sabre: He didn't say offering he said that I was an offereny, so get you're quotes right Brian. Firstly I don\'t have a clue what an offereny is, perhaps only people who speak the same wired mixed up language that Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson speaks instead of standard English know what that word means. Secondly calling me a sacrifice. That's a load of crap but what else would you expect from this man. I imagine the only reason that Brain booked me to face Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson is because he knows that I will kick him ass and put an end to this stupid little revolution. Brain knows that he needs the best man in OCW to do this job and that's why he picked me because he knows that I will sabreize Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson into the middle of next week.

Brian Wilson: Well I sincerely hope you do.

Sabre: Oh have no fear Brian, I will do it because when the Ultimate Fighting Machine says he is going to do soemthing he always does it.

Brian Wilson: Well that's you're opponent for Totality covered can we get back to what Carmen Electra's like in bed now.

Sabre: Sure Brian I can tell you if you want. But when I tell you how hot she was I'm sure it will leave a little bit depressed because an ugly bugger like you wouldn't even get a second glance from her.

Scene fades to black.