The scene opens in Sabre's locker room. Sabre can be seen sitting down looking at a monitor. He is wearing an OCW T-shirt, jeans and black boots. Sabre is currently laughing very loudly, when the camera pans round we can see that Sabre is watching a wrestling match.

Sabre: This is absolutely hilarious watching Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson attempt to wrestle is just so funny. Just look at this match for example Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson against Luther Van Holt. True Van Holt has a lot of ability but even so Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson's performance was just so pitiful. I've seen better performance from tramps pissed up on Meths than from my esteemed opponent this week. He just can't seem to do anything right in the ring or out of it too for that matter. He makes the kind of elementary mistakes that even rookies fresh out of wrestling school don't make. I don't think I've ever seen a wrestler with less technical skill than he does. Even people like Gil Ganatella and Pavlo Prenshaw (OOC Top quality jobbers from early nineties WCW, I don't think I ever saw either of them pull off one offensive move not even a punch) have way more technical skill than him. To be quite honest I don't think he knows a wristlock from a wristwatch. How he ever got a job in OCW or even the CWF is beyond me, and why Massacre thinks he will an asset to his so called revolution is beyond me too. My honest opinion on him is that he is completely and utterly useless which is why he will be totally and utterly sabreized when we meet in the ring on Totality.

The locker room then opens and in walks Magenta she immediately starts talking to Sabre.

Magenta: Bad news Sabre, I've just heard Lisa Blunt is on her way hear to do an interview with you.

Sabre: That is bad news indeed, I had wanted to spend the next hour watching tapes of Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson's OCW matches to see how bad he really is.

Magenta: To be honest with you Sabre I don't think you really need to check the videos out because we all know that he is about a bad a wrestler you can get.

Sabre: He certainly is that, just look at his OCW record, he's never beat anyone of note and only one of his victories came against a wrestler weighing over 200 pounds. That is just plain awful he even lost matches in the CWF. Some of us had perfect records down there, but I suppose there is nothing about Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson that even comes close to being perfect. By the way did you hear when Lisa might turn up?

Magenta: She'll be here pretty soon I think.

Sabre: Well stick around when she comes because with you here she won't go for another clumsy, tedious and down right embarrassing attempt to try and seduce me.

Magenta: I'll stick around then.

Predictably when Lisa goes to an interview with a male wrestler she opens the door and walks in without knocking on the door.

Magenta: As always with you Lisa so nice of you to knock.

Lisa Blunt: What's she doing here Sabre I heard you were alone in your room.

Sabre: Magenta is my manager Lisa, therefore she has a right to be in my locker room, where as you don't have a right to be in here unless you knock and then I let you in. So why don't you leave my locker room and knock properly before coming in.

Lisa Blunt: Don't you think that's a bit of a waste of time.

Magenta: Not at all Lisa, if it will teach you some manners then it is well worth the time.

Normally if only Sabre was in the room Lisa wouldn't go because she would refuse to be pushed around by a man like that, but since Magenta is staring at her menacingly and because Magenta is bigger than she is she leaves the room timidly.

Magenta: Close the door as well will you so you can it properly.

Lisa closes the door, a few moments later she knocks on it and walks straight back in.

Sabre: Wait for permission Lisa. Go back out and do it again.

Once again Magenta looks at Lisa menacingly so Lisa leaves the room and closes the door. She then knocks on it again. Sabre looks at his watch for a few moments, and Magenta looks at hers, thirty seconds pass before we start to hear shouting from out side the room.

Lisa Blunt: Let me in you b*****ds. I've got to interview you Sabre.

Sabre and Magenta look at there watches again another thirty seconds pass before Sabre says.

Sabre: Come in.

Lisa now walks into the room looking very angry.

Lisa Blunt: What did you do that for.

Sabre: To teach you a lesson Lisa, one day you might learn not to barge into wrestler's locker rooms without permission.

Lisa Blunt: Well you've made me very angry now, I might decide not to interview you now. But perhaps if Magenta was to leave so we could go at it one on one then I will stay and do it.

Sabre: I don't think you're in a position to make demands because I couldn't really care whether you interview me or not.

Lisa Blunt: The cheek of it, other wrestlers would give anything to have me interview them.

Magenta: Name one.

Lisa Blunt: Well I can't off the top of my head.

Sabre: I didn't think you could because none of the wrestlers not even the desperate ones like Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson could give a damn about being interviewed by you . So if you're going to an interview and I have the feeling you will stick around to do one then you do it on my terms, and my terms are that Magenta stays, you knock on my door and wait for permission to come in and you don't make any feeble attempts to seduce me.

Lisa Blunt: Okay I'll agree to those terms .

Lisa can be seen crossing her fingers behind her back.

Sabre: Well get on with the damn interview then.

Lisa Blunt: Firstly can't we just dispense with this Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson bulls**t and just call him Joe Jackson, it's so much easier to do that.

Sabre: No we can't his name is Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson and that is how it will remain.

Lisa Blunt: Well if that's the case how you intend to deal with Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson then.

Sabre: Dealing with Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson should be so straight forward because he is just so dumb. Rumour has it that he intends to use a power approach against me using powerbombs and DDT and things like that. I can't wait for him to try to use that approach because if he does the match will be over in a matter of seconds because I have so much more power than he does. I bet I was stronger than Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson is now when I was 5. I bet he couldn't even bench press 25 pounds let alone the 600 pound plus bench pressing I do. I could have one arm tied behind my back and still beat him in a tug of war. He is weak weak weak and I am super strong, and I will blow him away in a power match. And what is he thinking when he says he'll hit powerbombs on me. I know Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson is a little bit slow mentally, and a little bit delud ed about how good he really is, but even he should see that a little guy like him can't possibly lift me up for a powerbomb. I'm way to big for that to happen. He wouldn't even have the strength to hit a body slam, and at the same time I have more than enough strength to do any wrestling move on him from death valley drivers to last rides to torture racks. But I won't need any of those moves because one Sabrecrusher is all that I need to put Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson away.

Lisa Blunt: What if your opponent decides to go for an arial approach instead of the power approach. He could be dangerous then because Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson can really move.

Sabre: There is some truth in that. To quote the great Muhammad Ali, Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson floats like a butterfly unfortunately for Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson he stings like a butterfly too. So even if he was to go to the air and use all his high flying moves he will still lose because there is no way a powderpuff like him can hurt me in any way and since he can't hurt me there is no way he can win. ctlpar\adjustright \f1\cgrid

Lisa Blunt: Moving away from your opponent what are you doing tonight.

Sabre: Didn't I tell you about this Lisa. You just can't stop yourself can you.

Lisa for once thinking quickly tries to dig herself out of this hole.

Lisa Blunt: Er, I was referring to what training you were going to do tonight.

Sabre: Of course you were Lisa, but since you asked I'll answer the question. Tonight I'll be training as hard as I usually do for my matches. I know that Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson is a push over for me and I could beat him without putting any work in, but I'll still be doing a full work out, a full amount of gym work and full stamina training. I'm not going too slack off my work even though I'm up against somebody who offers me no challenge.

Lisa Blunt: What about your opponent's comment that he has been doing huge amounts of training for your match.

Sabre: He can train all he wants because he will never even get close to my level no matter how much work he puts in. Even if was to train 24 hours a day 7 days a week for the next ten years and I never trained again he still wouldn't be anyway near my level, because I am the best wrestler on the planet and he isn't even the best wrestler on his street. My win is guaranteed no matter how much work he puts in and there is nothing he can do but accept that fact. I am a like a roadblock to him, a roadblock which he will never get past, but for me Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson is like a scorpion a creature he was so proud to have tattooed on him not long ago. Not capable of doing a full-grown man like me any harm at all because after all even the most poisonous scorpion doesn't have enough venom to kill a baby, and also like a scorpion he is easily squashed underneath my boot. And that's what will happen to him in our match he will try to use all his venom on me, but it will have absolutely no effect on me . Then I will hit a sabrecrusher and he will in effect be squashed because Lisa, Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson is going to be sabreized.

Scene fades to black.