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The scene opens in the OCW interview area. On the wall at the back of the area a huge OCW sign can be seen, underneath the sign are pictures of some of OCW's biggest stars. We can see pictures of Sabre, Chris Shea, Achilleos, Chris Kostoff, J-Man, Pain Killer, Luther Van Holt, El Nutso, Blade Helms, Seth Copeland and Barbi. Sabre and Brian Wilson can also be seen, they are currently looking at the display of wrestlers.
Sabre: With the exception of the whiner Blad e Helms that's quite a collection of talent there. Whichever of the officials who decided to put this display up honouring OCW best wrestlers certainly knows his stuff.
Brian Wilson: I've got to agree with you there all those competitors even Blade Helms are great athletes, the elite in OCW.
Sabre: We'll have to agree to disagree on Helms, but I think it goes without saying that these people with the exception of Blade are the best and deserve to be honoured. But after looking at these pictures I'm left with one question where's Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson. Surely if Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson is as good as he says he is then his picture would have pride of place in this display. But instead of having pride of place he isn't here at all, and the only conclusion I can get from that is that he isn't one of OCW top stars. He isn't deemed worthy of having his picture put up the wall so therefore the OCW officials must have an equally low opinion of him as I do .
Brian Wilson: Perhaps they just couldn't find a picture of him.
Sabre: I highly doubt that Brian, the reason why he isn't up on the wall is because he ain't good enough, you only need to look at the rankings to see that, he's been in OCW for ages now and he is still below Chrissy Martin in the rankings. You've just got to admit Brian that he totally and utterly sucks, he sucks as a wrestler and as a person and that is why no one regards him as a big name wrestler, and that's why he gets no kudos.
Brian Wilson: Surely some people out there must respect him. Mike Massacre wouldn't have let him join his revolution if he didn't think he had ability.
Sabre: Brian no-one respects Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson they all know how bad a wrestler he is, everyone knows he is a very limited wrestler and that he struggles to beat even the weakest of opponents. And the only reason why Massacre let him in his revolution is because Massacre is desperate, Mike knows all the best wrestlers won't go anywhere near his little group because they know Mike will sooner or later stab them in the back. So out of desperation Mike now has to accept anyone into his group, no matter how bad they might be in the ring. That's why he let Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson in his group because he knows no-one else is stupid enough to throw away their career on some moronic revolution that will be crushed within weeks. Believe me Brian if anyone half-decent had signed up to join Massacre then Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson would have got nowhere near the group, because even Massacre knows that he is a big pile of dog poo
Brian Wilson: Never the less he is in the group and therefore you could be in trouble if you get Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson and Massacre double teaming you.
Sabre: No I won't Brian, I'll be in no trouble at all in this match, I'm more than capable of handling anything the captain of weakness Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson throws at me, and if Massacre lumbers down to the ring then I'm more than capable of handling anything he throws at me too.
Brian Wilson: We'll have to wait and see about that. Anyway onto other matters this week Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson has talked a lot about how he is better than you and he is going to beat your ass, how do you respond to those words.
Sabre: First off we all know that those words aren't true. I outclass Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson in every conceivable way, he is not even an eighth the man I am, he is in fact better than no-one on the OCW roster, not even the people who've yet to win a match or the women. And therefore there is no way he is going to beat my ass, he is just going to lose and lose badly, because with my domination I can't see him getting in a single offensive move, not even a punch, a drop kick, a hip toss or an arm drag. This match is going to so one sided until I finally after 30 seconds get bored of Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson and hit a huge great sabrecrusher on him. A move which according to Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson you have to dumb to get hit with. Well if that's the case Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson will undoubtedly walk straight into it and then I'll pick up yet another win. Secondly Brian, there is one thing I'm wondering about Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson's comments, and is whether or not Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson believes that they are true. Most of the wrestlers even those with big time losing records talk about how good they are and how they will beat their opponents but deep down in their hearts they know they haven't got a chance when they come up against people like Shea, Van Holt and I. But with Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson you always seem to get a feeling that he totally believes what he's saying. Even though he gets defeated all the time you get the feeling that he thinks he is still god's gift to wrestling. He just seems to have this arrogance about him that most of the other wrestler don't have, an arrogance that makes me feel superior to everyone else even though he quite clearly isn't superior to anyone who works for OCW right down to men who take out the trash. However unlike Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson the men who take out the trash actually do a good job. I just don't understand why Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson seems to think he's so good because he's done nothing and he will never amount to anything. At the end of the day though it doesn't really matter because I am more than capable of finally clearing up Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson's mixed up mind with a sabrecrusher, when the sabrecrusher hits Joey 'The Devastator's small brain will finally be cleared of any idea that he's a big shot around here, it will finally be cleared of the notion that he is a top line wrestler and it will finally be cleared of the crazy idea that he won't get sabreized, because Brian when we square off on Totality we will indeed see a sabreization.
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