The scene opens in Sabre's locker room. Sabre can be seen sitting down relaxing before his match, currently in Sabre's locker room are Magenta and Sabre's Gobbledegook translator Sir Percy Poncenby Smyth. They are all looking at a monitor which is showing Joe Jackson's promo inside an opera house. Sabre and Magenta look perplexed about what Joe has said, luckily for them Sir Percy is there to translate for them. After Sir Percy has finished his translation Sabre begins to speak.

Sabre: As usual with Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson the brain is asleep but the crap still manages to spew forth from his mouth. Sometimes when Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson begins speaking I wonder if he needs oxygen like the rest of us because the s**t just seems to keep on coming and coming without so much as pausing for breath. Let's just take a look at his latest speech which thanks to Sir Percy I can now understand. I don't think so much garbage ever came out of somebody's mouth in such a short space of time. Almost every word was unmitigated bulls**t, but I suppose that's what we have to expect from Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson. First he talks about sabrelizing, what the hell is sabrelizing, I'll have too look that one up in the dictionary, perhaps the prospect of a sabreizing has already made his brain even more mushy than it already was. Then he talks about how I'm not a champ well that might be true but the situation will soon be remedied possibly as soon as No Remorse if I get my hardcore title shot against Luther Van Holt, because even though Luther is a great wrestler I have a good chance of beating him and a infinitely better chance of beating him than you did. And at least I've held gold whilst I've been in OCW, and I held it for a record amount of time, you have held nothing, not even the cruiserweight title, and you never will hold a belt because all the current champions and virtually all the roster have more talent in their little fingers than you have in your entire body. Because you suck and you suck big time. When people look at the worst people to ever appear on the OCW roster they look at people like Sabby 2 Sexy, Tiger, Magical Mike Mystery but most of they look at you, there is not a single wrestler, a single official, a single backstage worker or a single fan who thinks you have any talent. And all the jabbering you do about how devastating you are just makes people laugh at you even more than they do already. Then you talk about how I only face so called jobbers such as Assassin. I haven't faced Assassin in around two months but when I did unlike you I actually beat him, you see if someone is put in front of me I beat them no matter what their reputation is, and this week I will be facing a man who has the reputation of being an incompetent jackass, but that matters not to me because I will win once again. Then you say that after Thursday I will be the worst wrestler ever, I think you'll find that you occupy that spot and when I beat you on Totality you will still occupy that spot and from now to the end of eternity you will occupy that spot, because the crappy performances you put up week in and week out will never convince anybody that you are anything other than a great big steaming pile of horse manure. Then because you've ran out of s****y things to say about wrestling you start talking about my sex life. This is wrestling not a gossip column you would do well to remember that, you would also do well to remember that people in glass house's shouldn't throw stones because it is a well known fact among the boys in the back that you are the virgin, and that you haven't even kissed a women or seen one naked. You only have to read the tabloids to see that your claims on my manhood are untrue because almost every week I'm linked with a new Hollywood starlet or a super model. The only thing I see you're name being linked with is the column of world's worst celebrities. And where do you get the idea that Magenta is my girlfriend while she might be an attractive woman, she is only my manager, but an immature little virgin like you wouldn't understand that men and women could just be friends could you, because there are just so many things you don't understand in life isn't there. But of all the things you don't understand there is one which stands head and shoulders above all the rest and that is you just don't understand what a worthless piece of trash you are. Everyone else can see how bad you really are, and they regularly point it out to you, yet you just don't seem to get the message do you and you still go on about how great you are and about how bad everyone else is, even though most of the people you describe as bad have actually accomplished something while you have accomplished nothing and you never will. But luckily for you this week on Totality you will finally be able to achieve something, obviously not something to tell your Grandchildren about because you'll never have any, but never the less you will achieve something this Thursday you will be the recipient of the biggest sabreizing the world has ever seen.

Scene fades to black.