The scene opens backstage in the UTC Arena. Sabre can be seen sitting down at a table drinking a cup of tea (with little finger sticking out). He is wearing a Sabre T-shirt, black jeans and black shoes.

Sabre: This is nice isn't it, a refreshing cup of tea, wrestling in a fantastic city and facing an easy opponent on Totality. Life just doesn't get any better.

Just as Sabre is ready to enjoy himself even further by having another sip of tea, Lisa Blunt comes into view.

Sabre: Looks like I spoke too soon, perhaps if I keep my head down she won't spot me.

Alas when you're 6 feet 5 and 303 pounds it is difficult to hide when all you have near is a table. Lisa immediately spots Sabre and walks over to him.

Lisa Blunt: Hi Sabre.

Sabre: Hi Lisa, what can I do for you today?

Lisa Blunt: Well firstly I would like to know what happened to your cute friend Sir Percy Poncenby Smyth we were supposed to meet up a few days ago.

Sabre: (trying not to sound sarcastic) He really wanted to meet you Lisa, he told me he was really looking forward to it, but alas at the last moment he had to fly back to England because of a family problem.

Lisa Blunt: That's a shame I was really looking forward to meeting him, perhaps you could arrange another meeting for me next time he flies over here.

Sabre: Well I could do that if you make it worth my while.

Lisa's eyes light up and she starts to stand in a more seductive pose.

Lisa Blunt: What did you have in mind Sabre, because if it's what I think it is then I am only too willing to comply.

Sabre: Well my request would be that you keep at least two arm length away from me during all interviews. And by arm lengths I mean long arm like mine, not short arms like Max Minis'.

Lisa Blunt: You just love getting my hopes up and then letting me down don't you.

Sabre: I don't know what you mean Lisa, all I want from you is a professionally done interview. I have no intention of starring with you in the latest edition of the lover's guide.

Lisa Blunt: Well if you want a professionally done interview then that's what I'll do because 'm the best interviewer in OCW.

Lisa sits down on a chair next to the one Sabre is sitting on.

Sabre: Remember Lisa two arm lengths.

Lisa backs away slightly until she is too arm lengths away.

Sabre: That's better Lisa now you may begin.

Lisa Blunt: Here we go then. First off in terms of acquiring title shots last week was a very productive week for you. Firstly you and your new team mate Seth Copeland got a tag team title shot on the madness after No Remorse against whoever the champions maybe and secondly Brain has booked your hardcore title shot against Luther Van Holt, how do you react to those events?

Sabre: Well it's not too bad is it getting two title shots in the shots in the space on 48 hours. I don't think many wrestlers have two title shots so close together. But I' ll tell you what makes it even better and that is the fact that I know I'm going to win both those titles. You see Lisa as good as Luther is I don't think he is quite as good as me especially in a hardcore environment, so I think in that match after a hard fought battle I will pick up the title, and then there is the tag titles. I know that Seth and I can win these belts regardless of whom we are facing. With my pedigree it is pretty safe to assume that I am a good wrestler, and after being in the ring with Seth I can tell you that he is a great wrestler too. I can't see any of the teams that could emerge from No Remorse as champions would have any chance against us. So therefore I do believe that Seth and I will become OCW tag team champions, and after my inevitable hardcore title victory. I will be a double champion and wouldn't that be nice.

Lisa Blunt: Do you have a preference on which team you like to face.

Sabre: I have no preference, any of the teams that emerge from No Remorse as Champions will be worthy advisories, and tough opponents, but whoever they are they will lose the belts after only holding them for 24 hours. Because when it comes to tag team wrestling Seth and I will be untouchable.

Lisa Blunt: Moving away from your upcoming title matches to your opponent on Totality this week Tommy Brooks. What do you think your chances are against him?

Sabre: Against Tommy I do believe that my victory is certain. I am 100 percent confident about beating him, because he doesn't even come close to being as good as me. I have watched Tommy's performance over the last few weeks and all I've seen is incompetent performance after incompetent performance. He even lost to Blade Helms and that is downright embarrassing, and last week he was pinned by Ryan Trent, Trent's a great guy but when it comes to wrestling he's no Sabre. I haven't seen one thing from him that would even worry me in the slightest. It is just so clear to see that Tommy is nothing to someone as good as I am, he is there to be squatted aside like a fly and squashed under my boot like a bug. He is so going to get battered, bloodied and beaten.

Lisa Blunt: What about the rest on Control Factor then, if they were to interfere in your match they could enable Tommy to get the win.

Sabre: I can't see Control Factor been a problem, because both Jake Titan and the moan event Blade Helms have felt the full force of the sabrecrusher, so I doubt they will dare come to the ring, but even if they do come to the ring they will make no impact on me, because with Seth backing me up what can they do. Seth and I together and better than the three members of Control Factor combined. We are more than capable of giving Blade and Jake the beatings of their lives in they even think about interfering. And with Tommy's team-mates a non factor in the match there goes his only chance of winning, because le's face it Lisa in a one on one match Tommy Brooks is going to be sabreized.

Sabre turns away from Lisa much to her annoyance and takes another sip of tea the scene then fades to black.