The scene opens in a very expensive looking restaurant right in the heart of Chattanooga. The décor of the place is fantastic, nice furnishing, beautiful cutlery, well-dressed waiters and great decoration. As it during the day the restaurant is virtually empty, in fact only one table is taken, and that table is taken by Sabre, Magenta and Josh Landers.

 

Josh Landers: It was very kind of you two to invite me to come to such a fine restaurant like this with you.

 

Sabre: Think nothing of it Josh. You've been doing a great job with your interviews of late and I thought it was time Magenta and I rewarded you by buying you a slap up meal.

 

Josh Landers: Well thanks anyway.

 

The waiter then approaches the group and asks them what they want.

 

Josh Landers: Okay I'll have the Beef Wellington please.

 

Magenta: Just a salad for me thanks.

 

Sabre: And I'll have everything on the menu please.

 

Josh Landers: Everything on the menu are you sure about that.

 

Sabre: Of course I'm sure Josh, I'm a big lad so I need plenty of food to fill me up.

 

Josh Landers: But buying everything on the menu will cost a fortune.

 

Sabre: That's no problem Josh I'm a rich man, easily a millionaire so one restaurant bill isn't going to do me any harm.

 

Waiter: And to drink?

 

Sabre: I think a bottle each of the house red will do nicely.

 

Josh Landers: A bottle of wine each, I don't want to get drunk you know.

 

Sabre: It's only one bottle of wine Josh, surely you aren't going to get drunk on that. I thought you were quite rugged and you could handle a drink.

 

Josh Landers: Well I like to think of myself as a good drinker but a whole bottle of wine during the afternoon that's the equivalent of about 12 pints of beer.

 

Sabre: So.

 

Josh Landers: Well I think it will be just a little too much for me so I'll just get a glass of lemonade instead.

 

Sabre: One bottle of wine too much for you, that's a terrible performance, I'll have you know back in Middlesbrough even the women drink whiskey by the pint, isn't that right Magenta.

 

Magenta: I don't think I'd go that far.

 

Sabre: Well maybe that was being a touch unrealistic, but where I'm from if you can't handle your drink then you're looked down upon, and you wouldn't want me to look down upon you would you Josh.

 

Josh Landers: Okay I' ll have the bottle of wine then.

 

Sabre: Good Good.

 

The waiter goes off with the order.

 

Josh Landers: Before we get our order why don't we discuss recent happenings in OCW.

 

Sabre: (sighs) If you insist Josh.

 

Josh Landers: Well firstly recently you formed a team with Seth Copeland, whats your motivation behind teaming up with him.

 

Sabre: Well there are a few reasons behind us teaming together. Firstly Brain said I could have a tag team title shot if I found a suitable partner. And believe me Josh I love having gold so I'm not going to turn down an opportunity like that am I, so I just had to go and find a tag partner didn't I, and that brings me to my second reason for teaming with Seth. As a former OCW world champion and as someone who would really like to win those tag belts I had to find a partner with immense talent, someone who had the ability to guarantee that we would win those belts. And I'm sure you'll agree that in Seth Copeland I have found someone who can do all that. I think it is plain to see that the man has immense talent, my match with him confirmed that in my mind. He pushed me all the way and not many people have been able to do that during my time in wrestling. Seth has everything you could want in a tag team partner. He has ability, strength, determination, experience and intelligence. He really was the best person by far who I could have picked for the job. You'll just have to face it Josh when we team together we will take tag team wrestling to a new level, no one will be able to stop us winning those belts and once we win them no one will be able to take them away from us, because just like our name we are indeed untouchable. Already we have been working on a number of innovative tag team moves. If these moves hit they will definitely put the recipient away, because they are awesome. In fact they are better than awesome because they are just unstoppable, because no one will be able to stop us from hitting these moves, they are just too damn good. My third reason for teaming with Seth is that I wanted someone I could trust, and I do believe Seth can be trusted 100 percent. He seems to be totally honest which is what you need in a tag team partner. I am certain that he's not going to be like my last stable mates Jake Titan and The Moan Event Blade Helms leaving me because they were jealous of my success. I know that he will stick by me through thick and thin, because he is an upstanding guy, and a credit to OCW. And finally Josh my fourth reason for teaming with Seth is because of all the other stables that seem to be forming in OCW. Groups like Control Factor and the Revolution, they always seem to be attacking other wrestlers, fighting people 2 on 1 or 3 on 1. So therefore I need some to watch my back. In case one of these groups should try to attack me. And with Seth I couldn't have a better person watching my back. With Seth ready to take out anyone who tries to interfere in my matches and Magenta backing him up with my trusty sledgehammer who would even dream of attacking me. So you see Josh there are plenty of reasons for me to be teaming with Seth and because of my quality and Seth's quality it will undoubtedly be a successful team too.

 

Josh Landers: And you've got Seth's back too I suppose?

 

Sabre: Naturally, if I am in a tag team with somebody I always look out for them, and do everything I can to assist them. I'm definitely a team player, I'm not looking for people to just follow me around blindly like Blade wanted with the Showstoppers. I want a team of equals which is what I have right now.

 

Josh Landers: What about your opponent this week Tommy Brooks, with Control Factor backing him up he's sure to test the resolve of your new team with Seth.

 

Sabre: Seth and Magenta are more than capable of dealing with Blade and Jake if they choose to interfere and that will leave the match one on one, and that means Tommy doesn't have any chance of winning.

 

Josh Landers: Care to explain why?

 

Sabre: Well I think it's pretty obvious why he doesn't stand a chance. Because up to now in our OCW careers all he has done is perform poorly, look out of his depth, being a laughing stock and followed Blade like a lap dog. On the other hand all I have done is have success after success and victory after victory. It is so clear to see that I am an elite competitor and Tommy offers no competition, so it is obvious he will lose in fact when we face off he will soundly thrashed wait a minute he won't just be sound thrashed, he'll get worse than that won't he Magenta.

 

Magenta: You're damn right he'll get worse than that because he will be sabreized.

 

The waiter now comes back to the table with three big bottles of red wine.

 

Sabre: Okay Josh the drinks are here so no more talk of wrestling let's get down to the more serious business of eating, drinking and having a bit of a laugh.

 

Scene fades to black.