The scene opens in an office, a quick look out of the window of the office would suggest that we are in Los Angeles. The office is very nicely decorated, with lots of nice pictures including several pictures of major motion picture stars such as Arnie, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, Nicolas Cage and Julia Roberts. As the camera moves around the room we can see a couple of Ocsar statuettes sitting on a shelf. The camera moves around a little bit more to see a man dressed in a smart suit smoking a huge cigar sitting behind a desk. He smokes the cigar for a few moments then suddenly we can hear his intercom system buzzing. He presses a button on the intercom box and we can then hear a voice.

 

Voice: Mr Sabre is here to see you now Sir.

 

Man in Suit: Show him in straight away then will you, I don't want to keep him waiting.

 

Voice: Okay Sir.

 

The man smoke his cigar for a few moments more before his office door opens and Sabre walks in, alongside Sabre is a very sexy looking secretary who looks like a more attractive version of Brittany Spears.

 

Sexy Secretary: There you go Mr Sabre, is there anything I can get you.

 

Sabre: No thanks I'm fine.

 

Man in Suit: That will be all Jennifer.

 

Jeniifer: Okay Sir.

 

Jennifer leaves the room and closes the door on the way out.

 

Man in Suit: Take a seat please Sabre we have a lot to discuss.

 

Sabre sits down opposite the man in the suit.

 

Man in Suit: It's great too see you Sabre, it must have been a tiring journey to come all the way down from Toronto to Los Angeles.

 

Sabre: Luckily I'm a good traveller so it wasn't too bad but I hope the trip was worthwhile James.

 

James: Oh it will be there is no need to worry about that.

 

Sabre: So what did you invite me down for then.

 

James: Well my studio is currently looking for a leading man for our next movie, and after looking at a number of possible candidates for the role I thought you would be the ideal man. You've got a lot of charisma and I could see from your advertising work that you have some good acting talent plus the people all love you. I'm sure you would put bums on cineam seats should you star in a flim.

 

Sabre: Well I always wanted to be in the movies but wrestling is the most important thing to me at the moment. I wouldn't want anything to get in the way of my further success.

 

James: I thought you might say that, so I've put together a great package for you should you take up my offer.

 

Sabre: Well what is it then.

 

James: Well how about 3 million dollars for the film plus you'll get your own trailer and their will be a gym on site for your personal use so you can keep yourself in tip top condition when you're on set but not filming.

 

Sabre: Well that's an intriguing offer, and it is pretty close too being agreeable but I will need to make a few additions to your offer.

 

James: I'm all ears.

 

Sabre: Well I'd want Mondays and Thursdays off so I could still compete on Madness and Totality, plus I'd like you to throw in another half million dollars to make it more than worth my time.

 

James: Yes I think I can agree to those demands because I think you'd be worth it.

 

Sabre: Well it's nice to know I have some sway, but before we go on I want to know what the film is about, because I don't want to commit myself to something that wouldn't suit me.

 

James: Well for this film I intend to cast you against type. It would be too predictable to cast you in some mindless action film just because you're a wrestler. Instead I want you to appear as Mr Darcy in a new adaptation of 'Pride and Prejudice'. I think you would be just perfect for the role because as anyone who's read the book knows that all the women have to find Mr Darcy attractive especially in the bit when he comes out of the lake in a pair of jodhpurs. Some of my female staff say you're the best looking man on TV so that added to your acting ability and charisma makes you ideal for the role.

 

Sabre: I like that idea, it's intriguing. I always thought that if I got into movies I didn' t just want to appear in action films. I wanted to be known for my range, for being able to do drama, comedy and romantic films. So your offer gives me the chance to start off on a good footing. Have you any word on co-stars though.

 

James: We haven't lined up anyone yet but we are after some huge names we want this to be a huge production and if you are in it, it's sure to be that, so what do you say.

 

Sabre: Well it sounds good, just send over a copy of the script to my hotel and I'll take a look at it and if I like the script I' ll get my agent to look over the contract with me.

 

James: Great stuff. I hope everythings to your satisfaction because I really would like you to appear in the film.

 

James now takes a whiskey decanter that is on his desk he also gets two glasses, he pulls the stopper out of the decanter an pours a generous measure of whiskey into the two glasses he then takes one and gives the other to Sabre.

 

James: Best stuff money can buy this, try some I'm sure you'll like it.

 

Sabre: I don't mind if I do.

 

Both men take a sip of the whiskey then they begin to talk again.

 

Sabre: That's great stuff.

 

James: Yes it sure is, anyway now we've finished talking business let's talk about your wrestling career I hear you've got a big match coming up this week.

 

Sabre: Yes I do I'm up against Luther Van Holt for the hardcore title.

 

James; I've heard of this Luther he's supposed to be one tough cookie isn't he.

 

Sabre: Yeah he is tough and he's going to be very difficult to beat. You see James so far he's unbeaten in OCW he's beaten top names like Chris Kostoff, Seth Copeland and Painkiller and looking impressive in doing so. But I know that I can beat him because I've found a fundamental flaw in his wrestling ability. And that flaw is that he is too reliant on other wrestlers making mistakes. He did this against Chris Kostoff, Chris had him beat after hitting the metal edge although Luther claims he wasn't beat he was merely taking a rest, but we all know he was out really.

 

James: Hey didn't you kick out of the metal edge.

 

Sabre: Yes I did but that isn't the moral of the story, the moral of this tale is that the ref didn't count after Chris hit the move this distracted Chris and the distraction allowed Luther to take control of the match and pick up the win. If Chris hadn't made that mistake I know he would have won the match. When I face Luther though I will be making no mistakes, every move I perform I will perform perfectly, every time I use a weapon I will use it perfectly, and there is no way that I will be distracted by anything. Even if the entire female cast of Baywatch were to run naked around ringside I wouldn't be distracted. Because my mind is totally focused on winning that hardcore title belt and ending Luther's undefeated streak.

 

James: Surely all those Baywatch babes running naked would distract you especially if those rumours about you and Carmen Electra are true.

 

Sabre: I think you're right that would probably distract me but very little else would, and as for the rumours about Carmen, I couldn't possibly comment because I would like to think I\'m a gentleman and one of the most chivalrous men on the planet so my lips are firmly sealed on that gossip.

 

James: That chivalry is just another reason why you'd be perfect for the role of Mr Darcy. Okay back to the wrestling I think I'll order No Remorse it sounds like an exciting card, what do you think I can expect for my money.

 

Sabre: You'll see a great night of wrestling of that there is no doubt. Every match is going to good, and there are 4 title matches. Plus you'll get to see Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson getting his ass kicked by Seth Copeland and that's worth the fee in itself. But even with all this great action my match with Luther stands out as a possible match of the decade, A definite classic but it will be a classic where after a titanic struggle I pick up the win and Luther gets Sabreized.

 

James: Well I can't wait to see it. Okay I guess that's it, I'll have that script sent to your hotel straight away and when you read it we can get down to business. I think that's everything so I guess I'll see you later.

 

The men get up off their chairs , they then shake hands and the scene fades to black.