The scene opens in Sabre's hotel room in LA. You would struggle to find a better hotel room than the one Sabre is in, if there was such a thing as a six star hotel Sabre's hotel would certainly qualify for that award. At the moment Sabre is reading through a script for the film which he was offered a part for.

Sabre: This script seems to be pretty good, the scriptwriter has done a good job, he's kept faithful to the original text but at the same time he's managed to put a little bit of his own flair into it, perhaps an Oscar for best adapted screenplay could be coming his way, and by the look of things I would have the most important role in the film so I think I should probably accept the offer especially since there is so much money on the table and because I'd still be able to compete on Madness and Totality when I was filming. I should give my agent a call right now to get him to take a look over the contract.

Just as Sabre is about to pick up the phone it rings. Sabre picks it up and the voice at the other end can be heard.

Voice: Hello Mr Sabre this is Janine the receptionist speaking, We have a Miss Blunt at reception who says she has an appointment to see you.

Sabre: Well she doesn't have an appointment but she is a colleague of mine so I guess she can come up, but because of her presumptuousness thinking she can come up and see me whenever she wants I would like it if you could make her wait for half an hour before sending her up, just say I'm in a meeting or something.

Janine the Receptionist: Okay Sir I'll do that.

Sabre: Thanks Janine.

Sabre puts the phone down.

Sabre: Okay I have half an hour of peace before Lisa comes up and makes a half assed attempt to try and seduce me so I think I'll get a bit of shut eye so I can get the strength to repulse her.

Sabre puts his head down on the pillow and goes to sleep. The scene then fades out. It fades back in half an hour later Sabre is still asleep then suddenly there is a knock on his hotel room door. Sabre immediately leaps up and opens it. Lisa Blunt is on the other side, she looks rather annoyed because of the half hour wait she has just had to endure, then without saying a word to Sabre she charges into the room and takes a seat on the bed. Sabre closes the door and turns to face Lisa.

Lisa Blunt: I don't like having to wait, I expect all the wrestlers to see me instantly.

Sabre: Well I would have loved to see you straight away but I had an important meeting.

Lisa Blunt: Who were you seeing then.

Sabre: Well I was having a meeting about my upcoming film career with a Mr. Pillow.

Lisa Blunt: Was it a productive meeting.

Sabre: It certainly was Lisa, Mr Pillow was very accommodating with my wishes.

Lisa Blunt: Well that's nice to hear, and perhaps that meeting might be of benefit to me because one of the reasons I've come down to LA all the way from Toronto is because of your movie career. You see I've always wanted to get into movies, I want to be a big screen diva and now you've got a foothold in Hollywood I was hoping you could persuade people to get me a role in your film.

Sabre: I don't think I'll be able to do that Lisa because the film I'm going to be making is 'Pride and Prejudice' and not 'Anal Adventures Volume 69' so I think you'll be out of luck.

Lisa Blunt: Couldn't you get me a minor role or something, the kind of role where I can steel the scene so that other film producers can see me, be impressed by my performance and offer me a job.

Sabre: I don't think that will be possible Lisa they are looking for big names to appear in this film and I don't think you qualify.

Lisa Blunt: Hey I'm a big name, people all over the world know who I am.

Sabre: But you're not exactly known for you acting are you.

Lisa Blunt: Perhaps not, but if I got a chance I'm sure I could amaze everyone with my acting prowess.

Sabre: Sorry Lisa no can do. Anyway if I could get somebody a job in the film I'd try to get Magenta a job not you.

Lisa Blunt: Well If you can't get me a job in the film perhaps you could give me directions to the producers casting couch. I'm sure if I could get a spot on the couch I could persuade the producer to give me a spot in the film.

Sabre: I'll see what I can d o.

Lisa Blunt: I knew I could count on you.

Sabre: Okay is that all you wanted because if it is then you should leave because I would like a little bit of relaxation.

Lisa Blunt: That's not quite it, while I'm here I might as well do my day job and do a quick interview.

Sabre: If you insist.

Lisa Blunt: Yes I do Sabre.

Sabre: Well get on with it then will you.

Lisa Blunt: Firstly did you catch Luther's recent speech.

Sabre: Yes I did Lisa every last word, it was quite an epic though wasn't it.

Lisa Blunt: A bit like Ben Hur in that respect.

Sabre: I wouldn't say that, because comparing the speech to Ben Hur would imply that it was in some way entertaining and Lisa it was far from that. To tell you the truth Lisa during Luther's pontifications I had a box of matchsticks out so that I could keep my eyes open because I was in danger of drifting off at certain points. So if you were to compare Luther's speech to a film it wouldn't be Ben Hur it would the film Sleep were a man was filmed for eight hours whilst he was sleeping. Because his words were as dull as that film.

Lisa Blunt: Well I though he made some interesting points.

Sabre: Well they might have been interesting if he didn't waffle for so long about each point. Take that bit when he was prattling up about our respective finishing moves, could he have been more long winded, going on for an age about the various technical merits of the sabrecrusher and the evilution. Saying that his move is more likely to end a career than mine and that his move can be enhanced by a hardcore environment and mine can't. Well so what Luther, you're move can be enhanced, do I look like I care, because for me a sabrecrusher is enough to put anyone away I don't need weapons to enhance my move it is good enough as it is, and as for not being able to end careers with my move, why would I want to do that. I just want to win matches not cripple people. I'm not a total sadistic b*****d like Luther seems to be. When it comes to finishers Lisa despite what Luther says that facts are quite simple no one has ever kicked out after been hit by a sabrecrusher and no one has ever escaped after being placed in the 1000 years of pain. Luther will be no different to anybody else he will succumb to the sa recrusher and he will tap out to the 1000 years of pain, and at some point during our match I will apply one of those holds and it will take me to victory.

Lisa Blunt: Well what about his claims that he must be a more hardcore competitor than you because you lost to Chris Shea at No Limits while he won two matches back to back including that electrified cage match.

Sabre: Yes he does seem quite proud of the fact that he won two matches back to back and that he survived being electrocuted along the way. He also seems to take great pleasure in rubbing in the fact that I lost to Chris Shea. Well when it comes to that electric cage I'm a little bit unconvinced by his arguments about that making him hardcore because you see Lisa during no point before the match did Mike Massacre say what the voltage of the cage was or how much current was going through it. It was only specified that the cage was electrified. So for all I know their might have only been enough electricity going through it to light up a small light bulb. I just don't have enough evidence to say whether or not getting shocked off that cage was hardcore. And as for his claims that winning two matches back to back shows that he's hardcore then why did he need help to win both matches. If he's so hardcore why did Achilleos have him beat and set up for the Dante's Inferno until Massacre came down to the ring and practically handed Luther the hardcore title on a plate. And if he's so hardcore why did he need Chris Phoenix to help him beat Seth Copeland. If you watch the match you'll see that Seth had Luther set up for Epic Proportions, a move that would have definitely given him victory and the US title but Phoenix interfered and that and not Luther's ability was the only thing which let Luther hang on to his belt. So I think he really should cut out the bulls**t about being a great hardcore wrestler because we all know he holds the belt by default. If you want to look for a hardcore wrestler you only have to look at me, because I am the man who won the infamous sledgehammer cage match which Lisa I won on my own and I am the only man who I can recollect kicking out of the overkill. Impressive credentials I'm sure you'll agree.

Lisa Blunt: Well they're okay.

Sabre: They are more than okay they are great and they are more than enough credentials to ensure that at No Remorse Luther Van Holt gets Sabreized.

Lisa Blunt: You're match with Luther is only a few days away now how do you plan to spend the rest on your week preparing for the match.

Sabre: Well my business in LA is almost over so I'm going to be flying back to Toronto soon to complete my preparations for the match. Once I get there I'll be just doing the usual preparation stuff, gym work, running and strategy meetings that kind of thing. Doing all that should set me up nicely for a successful match and a hardcore title victory. Now Lisa if you'll excuse me I have another meeting with Mr. Pillow.

Lisa Blunt: Can I meet him, I'd like to try and persuade him to cast me in one of his films.

Sabre: Sorry Lisa you won't be able to see him he's too busy accommodating my needs to see anybody else. And I really must see him now so goodbye.

Lisa leaves the room and Sabre jumps onto the bed, he immediately puts his head down on the pillow and goes back to sleep the scene then fades to black.