The Scene opens on board one of the OCW Leer Jets. The plane is currently flying high through the air on its way to Toronto. At the moment we are in the main passenger compartment of the plane. There are currently only two people in the compartment. Sabre is sitting right at the front reading a fairly thick book and Lisa Blunt is sitting at the back reading a trashy magazine. At the moment the camera is focusing on Lisa Blunt, the magazine she is reading is called Hunk Watch, she starts to speak aloud while reading it.

Lisa Blunt: Here's the article I've been looking for the readers poll of the five sexiest men in the world I just want to see if the readers have good taste. Okay let's see whose number 5, Hmmph Tom Cruise, are these people mad he's nothing but a weird looking dwarf, he just can't compare him to real men like the OCW wrestlers. Right whose number 4, George Clooney, no way is Geor ge Clooney sexy he has grey hair for goodness sake. I hope these people show better judgement with number three, oh my dear Leonardo Di Caprio. How could anyone pick him he has a face which resembles a sprout. Number two Brad Pitt well things have picked up a bit there he's above average I guess. Well I hope number one is good to make up for all that dross.

Lisa turns over the page to see who has been voted the number one in the sexiest man poll. When she turns over the page a smile appears on her face because the man in the picture underneath the caption the world's sexiest man is none other than Sabre.

Lisa Blunt: I've got to agree with that pick Sabre has it all, good looks and a great body. Plus he's on a aeroplane with me and he's the only other passenger perhaps I should go over and talk to him right now.

Lisa puts her magazine down she then gets up and walks over to where Sabre is sitting and sits down right next to him. Sabre tur ns around to face her.

Sabre: Can I help you Lisa.

Lisa Blunt: Well I was just wondering since we're up on a plane and we are the only passengers we should join the mile high club. Despite all my experience I'm not a member of that club yet and I would love to be in it so we don't we go for it right now.

Sabre: I think I'll have to pass on that one Lisa, for starters what would the cabin crew say if we started act of coitus right in the middle of the plane and also when it comes to getting it on with you the answer is always no. Anyway what are you doing on the plane I thought I was going to be the only one on the journey and that would allow me to get a bit of peace from all the comings and goings in OCW.

Lisa Blunt: Well I knew you were flying back to Toronto so I changed my plans so I could get a flight back with you to save me having to go on a commercial plane.

Sabre: Well I suppose that's fair enough but couldn't you just sit at the back so that I could get my peace.

Lisa Blunt: Well I just wanted to see what you were doing.

Sabre: Well if must know I'm reading a book about Malthurian Economic Theory .

Lisa Blunt: That's nice.

Sabre: Well I wouldn't really describe a book about economics as being nice, but it is interesting perhaps you might want a look at it when I'm done.

Lisa Blunt: I think I'll pass on that. Anyway what are you doing reading a book like that on a plane you should be reading a magazine or a Jackie Collins book with lots of sex in it.

Sabre: Well that might be your thing Lisa, but I like to keep my mind stimulated. Despite what Luther thinks I am an intelligent man so therefore I want to read things which broaden my horizons not things which are dumbed down.

Lisa Blunt: Well I was think Luther might be right saying that you aren't the sharpest knife in the draw because if you were smart you would have got it on with me by now.

Sabre: Don't be so crass Lisa, only someone stupid, drunk or desperate would go for you. Anyway back to the subject we were talking about my intelligence, according to Luther I'm apparently not the sharpest knife in the draw, well I was wondering why he would think such a ridiculous thing. Perhaps it's because I don't analyse every bloody word my opponent says and every action he does. Perhaps he thinks it because I don't go on about the logic of certain situations. Whatever the reason is he is totally and utterly misguided in his opinions because I am easily amongst the most intelligent people in OCW. I am one of the few OCW wrestlers to have graduated from University, in my case it was the renowned seat of learning Cambridge University. I also have a very high IQ and I speak a number of foreign languages fluently. Perhaps after I've beaten Luther in our match I should have a game of chess with him or maybe a cross language conversation where I speak to him in German and he speaks back to me in French. Perhaps after we've done those things he might realise just how intelligent I am. Or maybe it won't even take that long Lisa, perhaps he'll realise it when I totally out think him when we meet in the ring. Sooner or later he'll find out and for him it will too late because he' ll be getting pinned 1 2 3 before he has a clue what's going on.

Lisa Blunt: Well we'll have to wait and see about that won't we.

Sabre: Well we won't have to wait long, and when the wait is over everyone will see me being victorious, they will see me becoming the hardcore champion, they will see me furthering my legacy of greatness and most of all they will see Luther Van Holt being Sabreized.

Scene fades to black.