The scene opens in The Untouchables locker room. In the locker room we can three monitors set up. Monitor one is showing the Tai Pei Death Match between Luther Van Holt, Achilleos and Bizerk, monitor two is showing the match between Luth er Van Holt and Seth Copeland and monitor three shows Luther Van Holt's latest promo. At the moment the action on all three monitors is paused, in the case of monitors 1 and 2 this is just before the end of the match. Then the camera moves around the locker room and we can Sabre, Magenta and Josh Landers sitting down ready to watch the action. Sabre presses one of the buttons of the remote control he is holding and Luther's latest promo starts to play, after watching what Luther had to say Sabre begins to speak.

Sabre: Well it would seem that I have lit quite a fire under Luther's backside. I always thought he was so calm before, in control of his emotions but it would seem that he's started to lose it, perhaps I have won the mind games going into the match.

Magenta: Luther looks really rattled, like h's just blown a gasket. Surely his anger will cost him when he faces you at No Remorse.

Sabre: Yes I think it probably will, because to even come close to beating me you have to be focused and I don't Luther is focused at the moment.

Josh Landers: I just don't understand it. None of Luther's previous opponents not even Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson have fazed him that much, but just a few words from you and he's been transformed into a raging lunatic, I just don't know what's up with him.

Sabre: Well I think I do, because as much as I'm accused of having a big ego it would seem that Luther has an equally big ego. Because the man is totally unable to take any form of criticism. He wants everyone to believe that he's God's gift to wrestling, that he's dominated every wrestler he's ever competed against and that he's won every match he's ever been in totally fairly because he is better than his opponent. So when I point out the simple facts that he hasn't done those things he gets in a big strop and starts moaning about my justifiable complaints about losing a match unfairly.

Josh Landers: Perhaps you care to show me the evidence of Luther not winning matches cleaning.

Sabre: It would be my pleasure Josh.

Sabre presses another button on his remote control and the Tai Pei Death Match starts to play.

Luther then slowly manages to climb into the ring but is immediately picked up by Achilleos, who sets him up for the Dante's Inferno. Unfortunately, before he can pull the move off, Mike Massacre runs down to the ring and through the hole created by Bizerk's head and Luther's body, and drills Achilleos face first with a chair, sending him over backwards with Luther landing on top of him in a pinning position. The ref makes the count. 1.........2........ .3! Luther wins!

Sabre pauses the tape again.

Sabre: I think it is quite clear to see from that footage that Achilleos had that match won. He was definitely going to hit the Dante's Inferno, there was no way Luther was going to escape the move on his own, he wouldn't have been able to do the old slide off the back of his shoulders routine, and I can tell you now Josh if Achilleos had hit his move he would have won there is no doubt about that, even I would struggle to kick out of Dante's Inferno so I very much doubt that Luther could have. But alas Mike Massacre came down to the ring and hit Achilleos with a chair which let Luther fall on top of him to get the victory. I can't see how Luther can deny this evidence and claim he dominated Achilleos and pinned him fairly. He must think we all have the visual ability of Ray Charles if he thinks we are going to fall for that lie. Or perhaps Luther has shut the truth out of his mind and he honestly believes he won fairly, or maybe Luther comes form the Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson school of truth where if you lie enough times what you're saying suddenly becomes the truth. They are the only ideas I can come up with why Luther is saying he deserved to beat Achilleos.

Josh Landers: Well the evidence seems pretty clear to me, that Luther definitely didn't win fairly, perhaps now you could show me some more evidence of Luther not winning cleanly.

Sabre: Coming right up Josh, this evidence once again clearly shows that Luther has being telling fibs.

Once again Sabre presses a button on his remote control and Luther's match with Seth begins to play.

Copeland jumps in the air, and kicks LVH in the face with a dropkick. LVH falls back against the ropes, and Copeland hits him with monkey flip. LVH is down on the mat, and Copeland prepares himself for the Epic Proportions. Suddenly, someone smacks Copeland in the head with a steel chair .

Sabre pauses the tape and begins to speak.

Sabre: I like the irony of this situation. Luther goes on and on about chair shots not been that effective and not very deadly but then he seems to get most of his big victories after his opponent gets hit with a chair. Anyway back to the reason for showing that tape. Once again Luther claims he deserved to beat his opponent, but once again the evidence would suggest that he's wrong, because once again his opponent had him beat. Seth would have definitely hit the epic proportions but for Chris Phoenix's interference and that move would have given him the US title, but once again Luther was saved and held on to win the match.

Magenta: Does Luther really think he's fooling people, because I've got news for him, he isn't fooling anybody. Even the world's most gullible man can see through Luther's deceit and lies.

Sabre: Of course they can Magenta, because every word he says in untrue. It's just Luther's huge ego doesn't allow him to admit it, and now that I've shown everyone how untrue his words are I would imagine his ego will almost make his head explode because there is no way that he can argue against the evidence I have just shown.

Magenta: I can just picture him now, his face turning red with embarrassment so much so that he starts to resemble a beetroot because everyone now knows the truth about his glorious back to back victory, that he keeps reminding us of.

Sabre: That will be a sight to behold, I'll have my tape ready for when it happens.

Josh Landers: Luther did make some valid points though.

Sabre: Did he really, I can't believe that Josh, at some point between all the lies, bulls**t and ego stroking he made a valid point.

Josh Landers: Well he said something along the lines that if Chris Shea had hit you with a glass object instead of a chair you would still have lost and you wouldn't have had anything to complain about.

Sabre: That's just pure conjecture who knows whether I would have kicked out if I had been hit with a glass object, the fact is I wasn't hit with one I was hit with a chair and that led to my downfall. Perhaps I may have kicked out after being hit with a glass object we just don't know do we. Personally I think being hit with a glass bottle isn't quite as painful as being hit with a chair. Steel is harder than glass, and it doesn't shatter meaning you get more impact with a chair shot. Sure the glass bottle is more likely to make you bleed, but making someone bleed doesn't always win matches. But still the fact remains that we don't know whether a glass object would have taken me out, but we do know that Achilleos had Luther on his shoulder ready to hit Dante's Inferno and we do know that Seth had Luther perfectly set up for Epic Proportions. There can be no denying that.

Josh Landers: Well I think he made a bit of a valid point about Carmen Electra didn't he.

Sabre: He's just jealous, and so are you Josh. Jealous of the fact that I am more successful with women than either you or Luther could ever be. Is that all the valid points you could find Josh.

Josh Landers: Yes that's about it because he spent most of the rest of his speech just going on about his victory over Chris Kostoff and your loss to Chris Shea.

Sabre: Yes that did to be the main thrust of his rage induced rantings but his victory over Kostoff is just another example of his ego driven lies because as must as he protests about not being Koed by the Metal Edge I know for a fact that he was because I had a chat with one of the cameramen who was filming the match and he told he that Luther's eyes were definitely glazed over after the move had hit and it was the cameraman's opinion that Luther wouldn't have kicked out if a ref had been there straightaway to count the pin. Josh I think I have to agree with that cameraman he's been involved in wrestling for over 20 years so he knows his stuff, so if he says Luther was out then he was out.

Josh Landers: I think I know which cameraman you're referring to, he certainly knows his stuff, that man's a wrestling obsessive.

Sabre: And the evidence from him plus the evidence from the tapes I've shown definitely reveal that Luther Van Holt isn't capable of scoring the big win on his own and now he's facing me he's in his biggest match to date and I know once again he won't be able to get the job done on his own and that he will indeed be sabreized.

Scene fades to black.