The scene opens in The Untouchables locker room, as the moment the only person in the room is Sabre. Currently he is speaking to his agent on his mobile phone, as with all wrestler's phones the audience has the magical ability to hear the voice on the other end of the line.

 

Sabre: So the contract for the film checked out okay then.

Agent: Yes it was fine, all the clauses you wanted are in there. Monday and Thursdays off, your own private gym while your on set, your own trailer and your own chef. Plus the little matter of the 3 and a half million dollars you'll be getting paid for doing the film.

 

Sabre: That's great, so all you need now is my signature and the roles mine.

 

Agent: Yes that' s all you have to do.

 

Sabre: Well fly out to Tulsa then on Monday with the contract so I can sign it when I'm competing for the tag team belts on Madness at The Tulsa Convention Center.

 

Agent: Okay I'll do that.

 

Sabre: Well I think that everything so I guess I'll speak to you later.

 

Agent: Well that's everything apart from me wishing you good luck with your match against Luther Van Holt on Sunday.

 

Sabre: Thanks for that, but I don't think I need to be wished good luck because I think I've got this one on the bag because I just can't envisage Luther beating me.

 

Agent: Well that's everything so see you later.

 

Sabre: Bye.

 

Sabre puts his phone down and begins to speak again.

 

Sabre: Well that's the movie contract in the bag so now I can put my full attention on Luther Van Holt, and with my full attention on him he doesn't stand a chance. I can just picture our match now there will be me hitting sabredrivers, sabrebombs, sabrelines and executions. Then I'll hit him with every weapon that I can get my hands on, because I have the ability to turn almost anything into an offensive weapon. And after I've hit him with all that and he's almost out then I'll hit a the biggest sabrecrusher that has ever been seen, a sabrecrusher they will be talking about for years to come and when that hits he will be fully out and I can just put my big boot over his chest while the ref counts three. And then the hardcore belt will be mine and Luther undefeated streak will be in tatters. It is going to be such a glorious day, for me, for OCW and for the whole world. Because once I beat Luther and deflate his over inflated ego, no longer will we have to endure him talking about how he got electrified and still won two matches back to back. Instead we can watch him eat a piece of humble pie and admit that I am the better man.

 

Sabre starts to look very happy about his future as he does so the locker room door then opens and Magenta walks in.

 

Magenta: Hey Sabre I don't know what you're looking so smug about you still have lots of prepetration to do for your match with Luther. You've got lots of training, road work and planning to do.

 

Sabre: I'm not smug Magenta I'm just happy because one my movie contract is all ready to be signed, two because I know I am going to kick Luther's ass at No Remorse and take his hardcore title and finally three because I have such a good life. As I have plenty of money, an enjoyable job, several nice houses and lots of fast cars.

 

Magenta: Well don't let it all go to your head, you've still got to knuckle down and get the job done on Sunday.

 

Sabre: That job is already as good as done Magenta. But I know that I still need to put the work in so let's get going down to the gym then.

 

Sabre and Magenta leave the locker room as soon as they leave they are pounced upon by Frank Edwards who has a microphone in hand ready to ask questions.

 

Sabre: No time for questions Frank it's gym time at the moment, and I would like to get there as quickly as possible.

 

Frank Edwards: Well this shouldn't take long because I don't want to ask you any questions all I wanted to know was whether you could have a word with one of your Hollywood friends to get me a part in a movie. I see myself as a sex symbol for the older lady so perhaps you could set that up for me.

 

Sabre: I don't think that's possible Frank, I don't hold much sway over the casting directors so I couldn't get you a role even if I wanted too. Plus Frank and I hope you don't take offence at this but all the plastic surgeons in the world couldn't make you a sex symbol for any age group.

 

Magenta: You're not really that good looking are you Frank.

 

Frank Edwards: Sigh, I suppose you're right, but it was worth a try. I suppose I'll just stick to the day job of being the best damn colour commentator in the business.

 

Sabre: That's the spirit Frank, stick to your strengths. Okay see you later.

 

Sabre and Magenta leave Frank and walk down a long corridor just as they are about to turn a corner Shane Parker jumps out to greet them. He is holding a big pad of paper.

 

Shane Parker: Before you run off I want to show you something.

 

Sabre: I haven't got long Shane I'm off to the gym.

 

Shane Parker: Well it's just that over the last few days I've been writing a movie script and I wanted to see if you could have a word with your producer friends so that it can get made.

 

Sabre: There's nothing I can for you Shane, I'm only about to star in my first film so I can't dictate to producers what films I want making.

 

Shane Parker: Nevermind I'll just send it through the post to any old producer and see what happens, but I know if it does get made it's going to a Citizen Kane like classic.

 

Sabre: Well good luck with it, by the way what's the film about Shane.

 

Shane Parker: Well it's about a surfer who becomes a wrestling commentator and scores with lots of sexy chicks along the way.

 

Sabre: So it's an autobiographical story then.

 

Shane Parker: Well apart from the scoring with lots of sexy ladies it's pretty true to life.

 

Sabre: Well it sounds great Shane it truly does, so once again good luck with it, but for now I've got to go and train.

 

Sabre and Magenta leave Shane and turn the corner of the corridor, they are now in the main foyer of the Sky Dome. At the other end of the foyer is Jonathon McLane , Jonathon sees Sabre and Magenta as he does so he adopts a dramatic pose, when he thinks Sabre and Magenta are in ear shot be begins to speak.

 

Jonathon McLane:

What light through yonder window breaks,
From the East and Juliet is the Sun
Arise fair sun and kill thy envious moon.

 

Sabre sees Jonathon and a puzzled look appears on his face.

 

Sabre: What the hell are you doing Jonathon.

 

Jonathon McLane: I'm acting.

 

Magenta: Why the hell are you doing that right in the middle of The Sky Dome's foyer.

 

Jonathon McLane: Well I knew that Sabre was going to come past at some point , so I thought I'd wait here until you did and then perform some fine acting so you'd get me a role in your film.

 

Sabre: How long have you been waiting for me to go past.

 

Jonathon McLane: Three hours, but it will be worth it if you are impressed by my work and you get me a role.

 

Sabre: Jonathon don't you think that's just as bit sad waiting here for three hours on the off chance that I go past this way so that you can say three lines of Romeo and Juliet in my direction.

 

Jonathon McLane: Perhaps it is a little sad but it might be worth it, if you give me that nod.

 

Sabre and Magenta both shake their heads defiantly.

 

Sabre: Jonathon that three hours are wasted, because one I have no say who gets cast in my movie and two that was a terrible acting performance, the chair over there out acted you. Even Luther Van Holt with all his lies couldn't lie enough to tell you that he was impressed by your work.

 

Jonathon McLane: That's a shame I thought I was a natural.

 

Sabre: Sorry to let you down Jonathon but you are far from that.

 

Jonathon McLane: Okay I'll get practising., and maybe in a year's time I'll have my name up in lights.

 

Sabre: I wouldn't count on it, anyway I've got to go there's gym work to do so I'll see you later.

 

Sabre and Magenta leave Jonathon behind, they walk down a few corridors and approach the gym. Just before they are about to enter the door Jeff Miller walks out of the gym and approaches them.

 

Sabre: You're not going to ask me if I can get you a job on my film are you, because if you are the answer is no, followed by go away I'm off to do a work out.

 

Jeff Miller: No of course I'm not going to ask for a job on your film, wrestling is my first love so I couldn't ask for a better job than an OCW commentator.

 

Sabre: Well what do you want then.

 

Jeff Miller: Well I wanted to ask you a few questions about your upcoming match with Luther Van Holt.

 

Sabre: I had wanted to get a good work out in as soon as possible, but since you didn't come begging for a job in the movies I'll grant your request.

 

Jeff Miller: Thank you Sabre, okay first question, at the start of the week it seemed that you and Luther respected each others abilities but as the week has gone by both of you seem to have nothing but contempt for each other. Why is that Sabre?

 

Sabre: It's simple really, over the week I have gone back over Luther's abilities and I have found that he just isn't as good as I thought he was or as good as people say he is. In fact I would go as far as to say that he is totally overrated. At the beginning of the week I believed that he was genuinely world class but I re-examined his skills and found that he is a bit wanting in certain areas. Thus making him not quite world class and definitely not up to my standard. That fact along with his short temper and constant lying has meant that I now have a lot let respect for him.

 

Jeff Miller: And why do you think he has less respect for you?

 

Sabre: I think it's because I dared to criticise him. You see Jeff, Luther seems to live in a bit of an ivory tower, he genuinely thinks he's beyond reproach and that he can do no wrong. So because I had dared to say bad things about him he's gone into a big sulk and he's started sprouting off a big pile of crap about my various merits. So in conclusion Jeff I believe the only reason why Luther is disparaging me is because deep down he's just like a little kid who can't take it when people call him names.

 

Jeff Miller: Over the last few days you've talked about Luther's dubious victories over Seth Copeland, Achilleos and Chris Kostoff but you've made no mention of some of his clean wins against the likes of Pain Killer and Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson. Surely you have to be impressed by those performances.

 

Sabre: Well I suppose beating Pain Killer is a good accomplishment. Good old PK, is certainly a man with a high level of skill and I'm sure once he gets back into the groove he'll be kicking Luther's ass just as much as I will at No Remorse. But as for beating Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson that doesn't impress me one bit, because every man and his dog has beat Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson. He's a nothing with no class and no reputation. So why don't you come back to me when Luther has actually done something impressive.

 

Jeff Miller: What about his victory over Scotty Simms, Simms is a great young superstar.

 

Sabre: You' re just clutching as straws now aren't you. Simms clearly isn't any where near my league. Next you'll be claiming, look Sabre you better watch out Luther has a victory over Magical Mike Mystery. Just face it Jeff, Luther has done nothing to impress me, all his big wins come because of luck and cheating and all his clean wins come against nobodies or people not at 100 percent. Contrast that with my record of beating some of the biggest name with just one sabrecrusher and you'll see that I carry all the credentials going into this match and I am odds on favourite. Luther is going to lose, he knows it and I know it in fact the whole world knows it. Just face facts Jeff Luther Van Holt is going to sabreized.

 

Sabre and Magenta walk away from Jeff into the gym and the scene fades to black.