The scene opens in Sabre's locker room. Sabre, Magenta and a small man wearing a suit can be seen. On a table in front of the three people is Sabre's world title belt and a pile of papers.
Man in Suit: Well here it is Sabre, your film contract, sign the piece of paper and you'll be starring in the film that will undoubtedly sweep the boards at the next Oscars. Everything is just as you wanted in that contract, all your clauses are there. You'll have Mondays and Thursdays off so you can still compete in OCW and the studio has even thrown in an extra half a million dollars to the deal because you're world champion now.
Sabre: Sweet. Okay I've already checked through it so I'll just sign at the bottom and my acting career can begin.
Sabre picks up the contract he flicks through to the back of it he then pulls out a gold pen from his pocket and signs it.
Man in Suit: Right I'll be off, I've got to fax a copy on the contract to the studio.
Sabre: Okay I'll see you later.
The man in the suit leaves the room taking the contract with him thus leaving Sabre and Magenta alone in there.
Sabre: Wrestling legend and Hollywood superstar could things get any better for me.
Magenta: Well there is one way things could get better for you and that is by winning the tag team title belts on Madness showing that not only are you a great singles wrestler but you are also a great tag team wrestler.
Sabre: I think you're right there Magenta because as awesome as my life is right now I just don't have enough gold. Ideally I would like more gold than Mr T. And winning the tag team title belts will put me a long way towards achieving that goal.
Magenta: And I just know you have the ability to achieve that goal.
Sabre: I certainly do, because as The Ultimate Fighting Machine nothing not even someone of the talent of J-Man can stand in my way of getting what I want.
Magenta: It certainly can't, right I'm off to go and get a cup of tea, do you want one.
Sabre: After signing that contract I'm in a celebratory mood, perhaps a bit of champagne is in order.
Magenta: That's a great idea, I'll go and get a bottle from the executive bar.
Magenta leaves, before the door has even had a chance to close Lisa Blunt stick her head around the door, she sees that Sabre is alone and walks right into the locker room.
Lisa Blunt: Hi Sabre,
Sabre: Manners Lisa.
Lisa Blunt: Oh I don't have the time for that kind of thing because I was just walking past your locker room, I definitely havn't been waiting outside there for the last hour waiting for you to be alone, and I overheard that Magenta was on her way to get some champagne so I decided to drop in for a chat while she was gone.
Sabre: What do you want to talk about then.
Lisa Blunt: Well I thought perhaps we could talk about the way our relationship is going.
Sabre: What relationship would that be Lisa.
Lisa Blunt: Well that's the problem, because it aggrieves me everyday that we don't have any form of relationship.
Sabre: Lisa the only relationship we will ever have is one of interviewer interviewee so whilst I'm waiting for Magenta to return why don't we practice that relationship.
Lisa Blunt: One day Sabre you'll be mine but for now I suppose an interview will have to do.
Sabre: Ask away then.
Lisa Blunt: Okay I will, firstly I'm not going to be predictable and ask you about your tag team title match even though that match is probably the biggest match of the week I'm going to ask you about your match with Assassin first.
Sabre: Go on then.
Lisa Blunt: So far in your OCW career you have beaten Assassin twice firstly at Helpless in a hardcore match and then in the first round of the lethal lottery tag team tournament, and he hasn't even come close to beating you so do you think this match will turn out the same as the first two.
Sabre: I can't see any reason why the result should be any different, if anything I should beat him even more emphatically this week, because after facing Assassin twice already I know exactly what he can do in the ring and I know that it's not that much. I know just how to handle him and also just how to manhandle him because his talent levels are zero and some people including myself might even say that they are sub zero, because that's how bad he is. All I can see when Assassin is competing in the ring are fundamental flaws, flaws so bad that no amount of training can correct them. He is nothing compared to me and thus he has no chance of winning.
Lisa Blunt: Well he is going to be very determined to beat you isn't he, and sometime that is enough to get the job done.
Sabre: Determination can only take you to victory if your level of talent is close to your opponents, but there is an insurmountable gulf between Assassin's level and my level of talent so therefore he will lose and no amount of determination will help him succeed. He may as well give up on his training now for our match and just go out and enjoy himself in Tulsa for the next few days because any training and preparation work will just be a waste of time for him.
Lisa Blunt: With all the great talent in OCW I don't think you afford to overlook anybody.
Sabre: With people like Assassin or Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson you can afford to overlook them because bring a new definition to the term run of the mill. They are my favourite oxymoron, distinctively average. They are so mediocre that they can never raise their game to face the likes of me. So I need not worry one bit about the prospect of facing Assassin because I have nothing to fear from him.
Lisa Blunt: He is 6 feet 11 though that's pretty scary.
Sabre: So what, he could be 20 feet tall and he'd still lose big time to me, because his height can not hide his lack of talent. Nothing can disguise his lack of talent even is he was to wear a Halloween mask everyone would still see the complete lack of skill.
Lisa Blunt: Well no matter what you say I'm going to give him a chance in the match.
Sabre: That's why you're an interviewer not a commentator you lack the analytical skills.
Lisa Blunt: I'm sure I could do commentary if I had to.
Sabre: I doubt it.
Lisa Blunt: The cheek of it. I'll have you know I'm very adaptable.
Sabre: I'm sure you can be very adaptable Lisa but I'm guessing it's in a different kind of way to being interchangeable in job roles.
Lisa Blunt: Whatever. Right let's go on to your match with J-Man for the tag team titles. J-Man recently announced that this match will be his last in OCW, how do you react to that news.
Sabre: Well it will be a shame to see him go because he was a good competitor who electrified many OCW fans, but since this is going to be his last match I know that he'll put even more effort into the match so that he can go out on a high note, and that means that he is going to be even tougher to beat than he was before, but I know that I can still get the job done against him, because even J-Man can't raise his game enough to beat me at the time.
Lisa Blunt: You've mentioned already this week that you have already found somebody to replace Seth Copeland as your tag team partner, just who is that man.
Sabre: It's a secret you'll find out when I unveil him on Monday.
Lisa Blunt: I'm sure you could tell me though after all I am your favourite interviewer.
Sabre: No my lips are sealed, but I can tell you that the identity of my partner might surprise some people because this person and I are not usually thought of as having similar ideals. But when you get in the ring who cares about ideals because my partner is more than capable of kicking ass and on Monday he and I will do just that.
Lisa Blunt: Can't I have some clues to his identity.
Sabre: Well he isn't T.L. Hopper the wrestling plumber, Ring Lord Number Two, Outback Jack or Hillbilly Jim.
Lisa Blunt: They would have all being great partners.
Sabre: Undoubtedly, but as great as all guys were my new partner is even better and with his help I will make sure that on Madness, J-Man is sabreized and that we win the OCW tag team titles. And after that I will make sure that Assassin is totally and utterly sabreized too.
Scene fades to black.