The scene opens backstage in the Tulsa Convention Center. Sabre and Magenta are seen watching a monitor, they are also both drinking some champagne from some fine champagne flutes. The monitor is showing Sabre's match with Assassin at Helpless.

 

Sabre: Isn't this just splendid. Drinking the finest champagne money can buy and watching one of my finest wrestling performances at the same time.

 

Magenta: It's just about perfect especially since the performance we're watching is one of the best examples of wrestling domination you could wish too see.

 

Sabre: That's right, my performance that night was one of pure wrestling artistry, Assassin was under my control for most of the match and in those brief segments where he held a brief ascendancy, my amazing resiliency meant that I was never really in danger of being pinned. If only all wrestling performances could be as good as that one. Well luckily with me when I step i n the ring all my performance are that good whether I be in there against superstars like J-Man or nobodies like Joey 'The Devastator' Jackson I always put on a hell of a performance for the crowd and I also show just how dominant and awesome I can be.

 

Magenta: Against Assassin this week you're going to put on another of those fine performances aren't you.

 

Sabre: You can count on it Magenta, because when I face Assassin on Madness I will have my best game face on. I will be going full force into that match and not holding back one bit. The sell out crowd who will turn up to watch the event will want to entertained and Assassin just isn't capable of doing that so therefore I must be at my best so the fans can get their monies worth out of the event. Unfortunately for Assassin when I'm at my best his chance of winning has been defenestrated. My domination over him will be even more complete than the last two times I've faced him. His oversized head will be pummelled so viciously and from so many angles that he just won't know what the hell is going on, and before he even has the chance to figure it out the sabrecrusher will hit and the victory will be mine.

 

Magenta: I can just see it now the ultimate fighting machine giving Assassin the ultimate beating.

 

Sabre: I couldn't have said it better myself, and that is exactly what it will be. Assassin get a good old fashioned sabreizing .

 

Magenta: But before that you have an altogether harder opponent in J-Man.

 

Sabre: Yes that match is going to be tough, when he is competing at 100 percent J-Man is arguably the second best wrestler in OCW after me, so my work is going to be cut out. He has so many good moves to contend with and his j-driver and big f'n deal can turn somebodies lights out straight away, so I'll have to be alert at all times if I want to win.

 

Magenta: I'm sure you can do that though, you know the importance of this match so nothing is going to distract you from winning those belts.

 

Sabre: That's right nothing will distract me from getting the result I want, not my future Hollywood career, not J-Man's occasional underhanded tactics and not even not the prospect of later that night giving Assassin a hell of a beating. My mind is focused and so I will win.

 

Magenta: And with your fantastic new partner it doesn't really matter who J-Man picks as his team mate because you are your new team mate just have all the tools needed to be an unstoppable force, after seeing this guy in the ring I have to say that you couldn't have found a better partner for yourself he just brings so much to the plate and with his many and unique skills coupled with you power and wrestling technique I think the team has all the wrestling bases covered and therefore you should go on to become the most successful team in OCW history.

 

Sabre: Well put because after Monday every other team will end up just like J-Man and Assassin will this Monday because they will all be sabreized.

 

Scene fades to black.