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The scene opens in Sabre's locker room, at the moment there are no people in the room, but we can see from the contents of the room that at some point somebody is going to do an awful lot of drinking, because there is a table absolutely full of beer. We can see numerous bottles of the finest British beers such as Newcastle Brown Ale, Crooked Foot, Wembley Ale and Bishop's Finger. The door to the locker room then opens and in walks Sabre and Shane Parker. Sabre is wearing an A 'How Ace are Buildings' T-shirt, black shorts and black trainers, Shane is wearing his usual surfing gear. Both men are holding a bottle of Spitfire Ale, they walk into the room and sit down they then both take a big mouthful of the beer. Shane Parker: This British beer is good stuff. Sabre: Well I'm glad you like it because as you can see there is plenty more to drink. The two men quickly drink the bottles they are holding and get a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale each from the table. As they settle down to drink these bottles the conversation naturally turns to wrestling. Shane Parker: What's up with Blade Helms taking your world title belt you must be totally p****d off with him after that. Sabre: Well it's a bit annoying isn't it. I worked hard for the title so to have a low life who you have already beaten twice come along and steel it from you is frustrating. At the end of the day though I can live without that belt, the knowledge that I am the champion and the recognition from the fans is all I need. Anyway I'll have that belt back sooner than you think, because basically Blade is a coward at heart, so as soon as I put a pressure on him, he'll hand that belt back faster than you can say chicken. Shane Parker: So you're not going to give in to him and give him a title shot so you can get the belt back. Sabre: No way Shane, it will take more than silly little scheme's by Blade to get a shot at the title, I only want the best guys to get a shot at my belt, not some low down cowardly thief, who always fails when he gets a chance to go for the big time. Perhaps he should try to get a title shot the trad itional way by beating some of the top ranked wrestlers, that might just work, but then again I doubt Blade has the ability to beat the top guys, he plain and simply isn't good enough so it doesn't look like he'll be getting that title shot. Anyway Shane that's enough talk of Blade, talking about that good for nothing jackass is enough to make me want to puke, and I don't want to puke because I have to protect my hard man image, because if I was to throw up now people might think it was the alcohol that made me vomit, and that would make me lose my tough guy reputation. Shane Parker: Okay I 'll talk about something else such as your win over Gator wasn't that something else. Sabre: It was fantastic, did you just see the way I totally dominated him. From start to finish in that match I was in total control, Gator never had me worried for even one second. And the way I beat him totally pleased me because I didn't just rely on my strength advantage to out power him. To put it quite simply I out wrestled him, right from the start of that match to the finish my amazing wrestling technique kept Gator under my control. I just kept wearing him down until he was just ready for the sabrecrusher, and once that move hit it was an easy 3 count. I think with my performance in that match I have finally put pay to the myth that Gator is a top-flight wrestler. And I did it so convincingly that it would appear that even Gator knows it. That's why he's leaving OCW because thanks to the beating I gave him he knows that he can no longer cut it. Shane Parker: If he does go though I'll be sad to see him go, sure he might be in Lethal Aggression, put he put on some great matches in his time. Sabre: Well I'm glad to be shot of him, because on a personal level I just don't like him and on a competitive level he's just not the high level of competition that I want to face week in and week out. I want to face the best not someone who relies on past glories to keep him at the top, so when Gator goes I won't be paying him any fond farewells, in fact I'l probably throw a party to celebrate the fact that he has gone. Shane Parker: Would I be invited. Sabre: Well I'll have to see about that, because at the moment I'm too busy planning for my big match with Chris Shea at No Limits to think about a guest list for a party I may or may not throw. Speaking of my match with Shea, do you know what a glass house match is. Shane Parker: No I have absolutely no idea. Man I've seen crazy matches during my time in OCW, like your sledgehammer cage match, and that match between Trent and Postal with two cage and the belt at the top of the Omegatron, but a glass house match is something I've never seen or even heard of, and if the match comes from Chris Shea's sick mind I don't know if I want to see it. Sabre: Bugger, I still haven't found anyone who knows what the match entails, not that the thought of going into the unknown frightens me, I just want to know how to win the match, it's going to hard preparing for a match when I don't know how to win it, should I base my preparation around going for a pinfall, a submission or a knock out, I just don't know. Shane Parker: It could ruin your chances in the match if you don't find out soon what the match is. Sabre: Don't worry Shane, I'll still win, I'm sure at some point I'll be told how to win the match, even if it's just before it's about to take place, and no matter how delayed that news is, I'll be still be able to get the job done and come out of No Limits as the OCW world champion. Shane Parker: Chris Shea is going to very difficult to beat though especially in a match he is the only one who really understands the rules. Sabre: Yes I'm sure he'll be a challenge, but Shane I thrive on challenges and the match against Shea will be one challenge where I will succeed because Shea isn't quite at my level, I have that little bit of extra class over him that will make sure that he is indeed Sabreized. Sabre and Shane finish off the bottles they had hold of and they go back to the table to each pick up a bottle of Wembley Ale, the scene then fades to black. |