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The scene opens in a swimming
pool which is the proximity of the Bradley Centre. We can
see Sabre swimming lengths of the pool, he is the only
person in the pool. We see him do 4 lengths using a
different stoke for each length, starting with front
crawl, then the breast stroke, followed by back stroke
and butterfly. He does these fairly quickly not quite up
to the speed of a Mark Spitz, Matt Biondi or Adrian
Moorhouse but pretty quick none the less. After the
fourth length he gets out of the pool. Magenta who just
happens to be at poolside wearing a bikini throws him a
towel, and Sabre dries himself off a bit. Magenta: That's some good work but you will need to do at least another hour and a half before you finish, and try to go faster too, you'll need to swim as hard as possible to get the maximum benefit. Sabre: Okay I'll do that. I'll just hop straight back in then shall I? Magenta: You'll have a wait a few minutes I got a note while you were in there saying that Josh had arrived, and he wanted to do an interview. Sabre: Well I had wanted to just train all day, but I suppose if he has gone to all the trouble of tracking me down I suppose I'll have to give him that interview. Josh now walks into the poolside area. He takes a look at the very attractive and well endowed Magenta and his eyes almost pop out of his head. He can't seem to take his eyes off her, and who can blame him. Magenta sees him staring at her. Magenta: The little pervert, you'd think he'd never seen a women in a bikini before, well I'm not going to stand around while he's here I'm off until he goes away. Magenta walks off and Josh walks up to Sabre with a microphone in hand ready to do the interview. Josh Landers: Where's she going. Sabre: To get away from you. Josh Landers: But I haven't done anything. Sabre: You were acting like a little pervert Josh. Josh Landers: Well what's wrong with that. Sabre: Nothing at all, but you should try to do it a little bit more secretively. Women don't like it that much, so you have to do it on the sly so they don't notice. But just don't do it with Magenta or next time she'll probably kick you @$$. Josh Landers: Well I'll try that then next time, and I'll try to act as normal as possible around Magenta. Sabre: That's a good lad. Josh Landers: Anyway shall we go on with the interview. Sabre: Be my guest Josh. Josh Landers: Firstly what are you doing here in a swimming pool? Sabre: I think that's pretty obvious Josh, I'm working on my stamina, it certainly needs a bit of work on, so at the moment that's the main thing I'm concentrating on, sure I'm keeping up with my gym work but stamina work takes priority you saw how I fell apart in the last 15 minutes of my iron man match with Blade , but you also saw how dominant I was over the first 45 minutes, I can improve my stamina just that little bit so that I can keep going for an hour I think I'll become an unstoppable force here in OCW. Josh Landers: Speaking of Blade, it would seem that you still have not got your world title belt back off him, what are you going to do about that? Sabre: Well I haven't done anything about it yet, because Blade being the coward that he is has ran away right across the country to Florida to get away from me, so I haven't seen him yet to get the belt back off him. On Sunday though it is going to be a different matter because Blade will have to go to the Bradley Center to get his @$$ kicked by Tommy Brooks and Josh I'll be there too ready to successfully defend my belt against Chris Shea, and once Blade and I are in the same arena together all it will take is one threatening glance from me and Blade will bow down before me and hand me the title belt on a silver platter. Because we all know he's scared of me, all these little sneak attacks prove it, if he wasn't frightened he would face me like a man. Therefore the slightest threat from me will have him quivering in his boots, ready to do my bidding. Josh Landers: Right let's move away from Blade. Sabre: I'd be only too glad to, I'd much rather talk about people who are worth more than two seconds of my precious time. Josh Landers: Okay let's talk about your opponent at No Limits Chris Shea. Sabre: But before we do talk about Shea, do you know what a glass house match is. I still haven't got a clue. r Josh Landers: Sorry I'm as much in the dark as you. I haven't got the faintest idea. Sabre: This is getting beyond a joke now, does anybody know what this match is everyone I ask seems to be totally mystified by it. I wonder if even Chris Shea knows what it involves. Perhaps I'd better ask Joe Eckens, Shane Green or one of the other referees surely they must know. Josh Landers: Well you would think so. Anyway let's get back onto your match with Chris Shea. A lot of people are saying that Shea will beat you and reclaim the OCW world title, what do you think about this? Sabre: I don't know where people are getting this idea, sure Shea is a good wrestler but over the last few months I've proven that I am easily better than he is. Ever since I've won the OCW world title I have been victorious in all my matches beating such people as Gator, Chris Kostoff and Jake Titan along the way, and during those all those victories I have looked like an extremely dominant wrestler. But what has Shea done during all this time in which I've remained unbeaten, he's lost several times and even to the now departed Hammer and a tag team with a women in it. And no matter how many excuses he comes up with you can't take away the fact that he has lost more times since I beat him for the world title than I have lost throughout my OCW career. So I personally think that I am a big favourite going into the match and those people who think that Shea is going to win should get themselves checked into a hospital for the mentally deluded because there is no way I'm going to let Shea beat me. Josh Landers: But how can you plan for him, when you don't know what the match is? Sabre: Well I can still work on my Stamina and my wrestling technique. You can work on those two things regardless of the type of match, and in fact my advantage in these two areas over Shea gives me a big advantage regardless of the type of match. So I'll work on these two area and as soon as I find out exactly what a glass house match is I'll start to work on my tactics, and I can guarantee you right not Josh that my plan as always will be flawless and will take me to yet another victory. \ Josh Landers: You're sounding pretty confident about the match. Sabre: And I have every reason to be confident, because I know that I can beat Shea for a second time. Because since my victory over Shea I have just got better and better each and every week, and at the same time Shea has stagnated, his level of performance has not improved at all. So there is just no way he can win. I think to even stand a chance Shea would have to improve his efforts by around 1000 percent, and I for one don't think he is capable of that so it looks like he is going to lose. Josh Landers: It is said that No Limits will be Gator's last match in OCW, do think he might want to go out with a bang and help his Lethal Aggression teammate pick up a victory over you? Sabre: Gator will be a non-factor. I don't think his ego will ever recover from his loss against me on the last edition of Madness. Therefore I don't think he'll want to show his ugly face while I'm out there wrestling but if he does show it, he will pay the price, because once I'm through with Shea I'll take him out even more painfully than I did on Madness. Josh Landers: Have you any plans for what you might do if you lose to Shea? Sabre: That's sure is a dumb question Josh, or course I haven't made plan for what I would do if I lost, because that would be a complete waste of time because Josh I am not going to lose, I am going to win and win comfortably and when I do I will continue in my quest to become the greatest superstar in the history of OCW. Josh Landers: Well that's a big objective we've had some big stars here. Sabre: But it will be a mission where I will succeed and after I sabreize and then beat Shea at No Limits I will be well on the way to accomplishing it. Hell I already have the record for the longest world title reign so surely being acknowledged as the best wrestler ever in OCW is just around the corner. Right that's it Josh, interview over, I've got to get back to work, but before you go, for is just one more thing, something I just can't resist doing. Josh Landers: What would that be. Sabre: Well since we are in a swimming pool I'm sure you can guess what it is. Josh Landers: I hope it's not what I think it is. Sabre: Get ready to get Josh wet Josh. Josh Landers: No please don't do it, I just bought these clothes today. Sabre: No you didn't I've seen you in those clothes almost every day. No excuses will get you out of what you've got coming. Josh Landers: Oh please no. Sabre ignores Josh's pleas, he picks him up and throws him into the swimming pool. Just as Josh splashes down into the water we can hear Sabre laughing the scene then fades to black. \par }} |