The scene opens in the OCW ladies locker room, however all the women are fully clothed so there is no cheap titillation for the male OCW fans. At the moment we can see Lisa Blunt looking at a monitor. The monitor is shown Sabre being interviewed by Josh Landers beside a swimming pool. Lisa see Sabre wearing just a pair of swimming trunks, she seems to like what she sees.

Lisa Blunt: Wow what a body, Sabre must have the best body in the whole of OCW, and if the rumours of the 12 inch pork Sabre are true, my god it would be sexual heaven. I just wonder what he's like in bed. I bet he's magnificent.

Magenta now walks into the women's changing rooms. Lisa sees her and immediately approaches her.

Lisa Blunt: Hi Magenta.

Magenta: What do you want Lisa?

Lisa Blunt: Well I was just wondering what Sabre was like in bed, perhaps you could tell me.

Magenta: How the hell would I know.

Lisa Blunt: Surely at some point you two have got it on. After all you too are usually together.

Magenta: We're not all as bad as you. Some people do have things on their mind other than sex as hard as that might be for you to believe.

Lisa Blunt: But surely at some point you two must have give into temptation.

Magenta: Sabre and I have a strict manager-managee relationship. As well as being good friends. Have you never heard of plutonic relationships.

Lisa Blunt: Please don't use the P word in my presence will you. I hate that word it makes me want to scream the thought of men and women just getting along as friends, that's an evil concept.

Magenta: You need help Lisa, and you need it quickly. Anyway I only came here because Sabre asked me to come and get you, he wants you to do an interview. I think he should have picked Brian or Josh, but he said he wanted to give you a turn. Anyway he's in his locker room waiting for you.

Lisa Blunt: An interview with Sabre, I'll get my stuff ready straight away to do that.

Magenta: Well be as quick as possible, he's a busy man, and remember Lisa it's only an interview nothing else.

Magenta leaves the locker room. Lisa goes over to her bag and takes a microphone out of it, she then pulls out a make up bag and a small hand mirror, she then applies some make up in a feeble attempt to make herself look more attractive. She then leaves the locker room and heads off towards Sabre's room.

Lisa Blunt: It's good to see that Sabre is picking me over Brian and Josh, perhaps he is finally starting to fall for my attentions. Just think in a few minutes I could be in Shangri La.

Lisa walks down a few more corridors she eventually gets to Sabre's locker room. We know it is his locker room because it has a big gold star on the door with Sabre written on it. She then knocks on the door, but before waiting for a response she goes to open the door. To her surprise it is locked, a look of frustration appears on her face, she then starts to knock furiously on the door.

Lisa Blunt: Let me in Sabre, I know you're in there.

There is still no response. Lisa now looks more frustrated, she knocks on the door even more loudly.

Lisa Blunt: Sabre you b*****d you tol d me to come to your locker room straight away you could at least be there when I turn up.

Lisa looks very cross, but before she can shout any more obscenities the door opens and we can see Sabre on the other side, on seeing Sabre Lisa mood instantly changes from an exceptionally bad one, to a very cheerful one, so cheerful that she tries to leap into Sabre's arms, however Sabre deftly moves out of the way and Lisa goes crashing to the floor. Lisa picks herself up, she is now back in a bad mood.

Lisa Blunt: What did you do that for?

Sabre: I thought you attacking me, it was a natural reaction.

Lisa Blunt: I was just trying to give you a big hug after all you picked me to interview you rather than Josh or Brian so I thought you must have had some else other than interviewing on your mind rather than interviewing.

Sabre: An interview is all I want, I only picked you because I thought it was your turn, I like to see all the interviewers getting a chance to interview the champ and it's your turn, I had no other motives about my choice.

Lisa Blunt: Well perhaps next time you might chance your mind.

Sabre: I'll never want anything other than an interview from you.

Lisa Blunt: Well if that's the case why was your door locked and why didn't you let me in straight away.

Sabre: Well the door was locked because I like a bit of privacy. I don't want just anyone bursting into my locker room, because after all I have to get changed in this room, I wouldn't want a cameraman bursting in when I was naked. And I didn't let you in straight away to teach you a lesson for not waiting for a response before you tried to come into my room, you really should learn some manners Lisa. Josh and Brian know to wait for an answer from me, and I think you should too.

Lisa Blunt: Well I think it's good interviewing technique to catch people off guard because that's when you get some of the best comments.

Sabre: That's rubbish Lisa, the only reason why you enter a room without waiting for someone to say you can come in, is because there might be a chance that you can see some c**k. So now I've set the ground rules Lisa why don't you get on with the interview.

Lisa Blunt: Well if I must.

Sabre: It is your job Lisa.

Lisa Blunt: Okay I'll do the interview firstly there has been a lot of talk that this week we will see a new, more dangerous Chris Shea does this thought worry you?

Sabre: No way. Chris Shea could re-invent himself a million times and I wouldn't be scared of any one of those new images. No matter how Shea changes himself I will always be the better man, no amount of changes could ever make him a superior wrestler to me, and it is my superiority which will take me to victory. The thought of a new Chris Shea just isn't daunting at all because Lisa, it seems each and every week Chris comes out and tells us that we will see a new Chris Shea. I remember just before our match at Game Over, once again before that event Shea told everyone that we would see a new Chris Shea, and what happened, I beat him. After that victory we must have heard at least half a dozen times that we will see a new Chris Shea and what happens when we hear that, Chris Shea inevitably loses. Will yet another new version of Chris Shea make a difference? Of course it won't, I will beat him just like I did last time, because there is one thing that never changes, and that is the fact that I am the best wrestler in OCW.

Lisa Blunt: Finally after many weeks we have found out what a glass house match is, what are your thoughts on the stipulation.

Sabre: Well one thing is for sure it will be a brutal match. I can imagine that the blood will flow freely and that we will both leave the match a bloody mess. It will be a violent match that's for sure and I bet a few kids will be having nightmares after seeing it. But at the end of the day Lisa I will win, even though this is Shea's kind of match he will not have the ability to get the job done, because when we fight I will always win regardless of the stipulation.

Lisa Blunt: Have you any thoughts on the way Chris Shea has been acting of late, if you ask me he's gone round the bend.

Sabre: Well I think it's just an act he's trying to get me to lower my guard by pretending that he's gone crazy. It won't work though, I can see through his act. Trust me Lisa I won't be letting my guard down one bit. I've worked too hard to become OCW world champion to lose it to some cheap deception. Shea's mind games will not work on me, the only think he can do to beat is out wrestle me, and he just isn't capable of that, because at No Limits he will be sabreized.

Lisa Blunt: Have you had any word on Blade Helms and your world title belt yet.

Sabre: Well there was a rumour going around, that after hearing my threats Blade was so scared that he is ready to give me my title belt back. Some of the boys in the back say that he is absolutely petrified after my words of warning, and so he should be because if I don't get the title belt back before my match with Shea there will be trouble. I think it's pretty safe to say that Blade has already capitulated and that he will give me the belt on Sunday, I fact there is no doubt about it he will be giving me that belt to escape the biggest Sabreizing in the history of sabreization.

Lisa Blunt: Just one more thing, I've got a date with Ryan Trent on Saturday, couldn't you make it a weekend to remember by going out on a date with me on Friday.

Sabre: I think we all know the answer to that one don't we.

Lisa Blunt: Yes you'll go on the date.

Sabre: The answer is an emphatic NO! Now if that is all I'll see you later.

Lisa Blunt: That's it.

Lisa leaves the locker room, as she goes the camera follows her. When she is in the corridor she starts to speak.

Lisa Blunt: One day he is going to be mine.

We can then hear Sabre shouting.

Sabre: I heard that Lisa, the answer will always be no.

Lisa walks on a little bit more, she then speaks more quietly.

Lisa Blunt: One day it will happen, it is inevitable.

Scene fades to black.