The scene opens in a super market just outside the Bradley Center. We can see Sabre and Magenta in there ready to do some shopping. Sabre is pushing a big shopping trolley around at the moment the trolley is empty. They walk down a few aisles containing random groceries, but they don't pick anything up, eventually they get to the part of the store where light bulbs are kept.

Sabre: Okay Magenta fill her up with all the light bulbs you can find.

Magenta: Isn't this a bit of a waste of time, I'm sure Brain and Mike have already got truck loads of glass items to use I your match with Chris Shea.

Sabre: I know they'll have loads of stuff already, and knowing Mike Massacre he'll have got enough stuff to completely fill 20 rings with glass items because as well all know he likes to increase the brutality in the matches, but even though I know those two will be prepared I still like to do something to help out. Perhaps the glass items I buy will push the match one notch higher on the way to becoming a classic. Mind you I only want 150-watt bulbs, because a match of this magnitude deserves only the best. I don't want any little 60-watt bulbs ruining the entertainment value of the match.

Magenta: But all light bulbs are the same size and have the same amount of glass regardless of the wattage, so it doesn't make a difference whether the light bulbs are 60 Watts, 100 Watts or 150 Watts.

Sabre: I know that Magenta, but it's a prestige thing 150 Watt bulbs are thought to be better than 60 Watt bulbs and because this is world title match we have to go with what is perceived to be better. Using 60 Watt bulbs would be like having a world title belt made out of plastic.

Magenta: Okay if it means that much too you I'll only get 150 watt bulbs then.

Sabre: Fill her up then.

Sabre and Magenta get all the 150 watt light bulbs and puts them into their trolley, the trolley is now about a third full.

Sabre: I know what we can buy now, pint glasses, there must be a few available in here. They will surely add a little bit of crunch to the match.

Magenta: Well we can have a look.

Sabre and Magenta walk down a few more aisles until they get to a display of glasses.

Sabre: Right I only want pint glasses. I'm definitely not one of those lightweight drinkers like Blade Helms who can only handle half a pint before throwing up all over the bar. So pint glasses only and I'd prefer those ones with the handles, I always thought they looked a little bit more classy or should I say glassy.

Sabre and Magenta put about twenty pint glasses into the trolley.

Sabre: Right what's next.

Magenta: What about some glass bowls.

Sabre: Yes they'll do nicely.

The glass bowls are not far away from the pint glasses, Sabre and Magenta walk over to them and put around thirty in the trolley.

Sabre: Right that should do it, this little lot should add even more excitement to the match, I just hope after doing this nobody accuses me of doing nothing for OCW. I do my fair share, and I won't have anyone saying otherwise.

Magenta: I'm sure they won't do that

Sabre and Magenta now go to the check out. There are no queues so they get served straight away. When the check out girl sees them she suddenly becomes a little bit over excited it would seem see is an OCW fan.

Check Out Girl: I can't believe it, you're my favourite wrestler.

Sabre: Well you've got good taste there.

Check Out Girl: My friends will never believe this, Sabre coming to my check out.

Sabre: I'm sure they'll believe you you've got an honest face.

All the glass items which Sabre and Magenta have put in their trolley go through the check out.

Sabre: Do you take platinum cards.

Check Out Girl: Wow a platinum card I've never seen one of them before, we don't even get gold cards in here. You must some serious spending with that beauty.

Sabre: I've been known to spend a fair bit of money every now and again.

Check Out Girl: By the way what's with all the glass items.

Sabre: There for my glass house match with Chris Shea at No Limits.

Check Out Girl: But doesn't The Brain provide all that. Surely he's a rich man he can afford to buy a few glass items.

Sabre: I guess the Brain is pretty rich man, if he owns OCW he must be a multi millionaire, and I'm sure he'll be providing many glass items for the match, but I heard that The Brain is going to only provide high quality Dutch Glass for the match, I think that since we are in Milwaukee, we need some good old Wisconsin glass to go along with the Dutch stuff.

The Check out girl puts the platinum card through the scanner and hands Sabre the credit card slip to sign. Sabre does so and gives the slip back to the check out girl.

Check Out Girl: There seems to be a slight problem with your signature, perhaps you had better sign another piece of paper just so I can check it again.

Sabre: There's no need for any deceptions if you want an autograph all you have to do is ask.

Check Out Girl: Okay can I have your autograph then.

Sabre: Certainly, I just happen to have a set of action photo of me in my pocket, just in case people ask for an autograph. I think they make better keepsakes than just a tatty bit of paper. I'll sign one of them for you.

Sa bre pulls out one of the action photos from his coat pocket, the picture is of Sabre pinning Blade Helms. He signs it and gives it to the check out girl.

Check Out Girl: Thanks for that, and good luck in your match with Chris Shea, I'm sure you'll beat him though, he's not half the man you are.

Sabre: No problem and thank you.

By this time Magenta has bagged all the goods, and loaded them back on the trolley ready to take to Sabre's waiting car, so when Sabre gets his platinum card back they are ready to leave the store, but just as they are about to leave a familiar figure bumps into them, it is Totality Commentator Jonathon McLane.

Sabre: Fancy seeing you here Jonathon, what are you up to.

Jonathon McLane: I was just buying a few bits and pieces to eat tonight.

Sabre: But what are you doing up here, you won't be commentating this weekend so surely you can have a few days off.

Jonathon McLane: I've still got to be up here just in case one of the main commentators is ill, but they never are so I always spend Pay Per View weeks kicking my heels and twiddling my thumbs, because I've got nothing to do. There is no preparation to do and no one ever wants me to interview them.

Sabre: Well go out and enjoy the fine Milwaukee night life then or perhaps get a date or something like that. That will pass the time for you.

Jonathan McLane: Well I can't go and enjoy the night life because all the other OCW employees are too busy to come out and I don't know anyone else in Milwaukee, and I can't get a date because I'm just too nervous with women so I guess I'll just be stuck in my hotel room all night with nothing to do.

Sabre: That's a shame for you Jonathon, perhaps I could let you interview with me, it was supposed to be Brian Wilson's turn but you can take his place if you want.

Jonathon McLane: Won't that P**s Brian off though.

Sabre: I can live with that. So do you want to do it or not then.

Jonathon McLane: Well it will give me something to do I suppose, so you're on, I'll think up some questions to ask you when I go back to my room.

Sabre: I hope the're good.

Jonathon McLane: I'll do my best. Anyway see you later.

Jonathon McLane walks off very happy now that he has something to do.

Sabre: That's two people I've made happy in one day, isn't it just wonderful to make other people happy, I thoroughly recommend it to everyone.

Sabre and Magenta leave the supermarket and the scene fades. When the scene fades back in we are in Sabre's locker room, we can currently see Sabre and Magenta, the door to the locker room is open as they are anxiously awaiting Jonathon McLane.

Sabre: When's McLane going to turn up. I've got training to do and autographs to sign.

Magenta: He'll be here any minute, be patient, anyway it's your own fault that he's taking away from you're training time, you didn't have to let him interview you.

Sabre: Well I was thought it would be nice to give the guy a break. Maybe if the guy put in a good performance interviewing me, then other wrestlers wouldn't mind him interviewing them.

Magenta: Some times you're too good for your own good. You should think of yourself more often so you can get all your preparations in.

Before Sabre can respond to Magenta's comments Jonathon McLane sticks his head around the door.

Jonathon McLane: Cooooee! I'm here, ready to interview you.

Sabre: Well come in then, take a seat and get started, you're a bit late though, I was about to give Brian Wilson a call to interview me, but luckily for you, you arrived just before I was about to make the call.

Jonathon McLane: Well sorry I'm late, I had to attend a production meeting, and I've only just got out.

Sabre: Well I suppose that's okay, I just hope you've got some good questions lined up.

Jonathon McLane: Well I had less time than I thought to think of some questions so I just sort of pulled a few together at the last moment.

Magenta: Well get on with it then will you.

Jonathon McLane: You're match on Sunday is going to be one of the biggest matches in OCW history are you at all nervous going in to it?

Sabre: I have no nerves at all Jonathon. I'm always totally calm going into a big match. Throughout my sporting career I have never suffered from nerves, whether it be my first time playing rugby union for the England Under 21's, my first ever wrestling match, or a world title match, and that's why I never choke when the big occasions come around. That's why I have won all my pay per view and title matches here in OCW, and that's why I will keep on winning them.

Jonathon McLane: But surely you must get excited before a big match.

Sabre: Of course I get excited, who wouldn't get excited if they were about to compete in a world title match in front of thousand of fans all shouting your name, but I only get positive energy from that, it doesn't make me nervous, it only add to my performance, it take nothing away, and you know what Jonathon, and having the crowd firmly behind me is just one more thing in which I have an advantage over Chris Shea.

Jonathon McLane: Now moving on to Chris Shea, he looks more determined than I have ever seen him, he really is putting one hundred and ten percent into his preparation. You could have a hard time against someone as hungry as him.

Sabre: Yes there is no doubt about it , this is going to be tough, probably my toughest title defence to date. I know Shea will put up one hell of a fight, he will give it his all and probably hit me with some of his best moves but in the end all his efforts will be in vain because I just refuse to let him beat me. It is as simple as that Jonathon I just will not allow myself to be pinned or knocked out and I sure as hell won't tap out. Being world champion means everything to me and I just will not have anybody take it away from me. The fact that our match on Sunday is a glass house match is quite appropriate because I would get down on my hands and knees and crawl through broken glass to hold on to my world title if I had too. The adrenaline which pumps through my body because I'm world champion will make me impervious to pain this Sunday. There will be absolutely nothing Chris Shea can do to me to hurt me, he got use every move he knows, bash my face against broken glass, hit me with a dozen Overkills or even hit me with the kitchen sink. What ever he does will not be enough, but the impact of my best moves will be more than enough to put Shea away. The Execution and all the suplex variations I know will batter and bruise him and when he is just about ready to go, I will hit the Sabrecrusher and he will be out, and once that move hits, the match is over and I have once again retained my world title, and my record for holding the world title for the longest time will be further increased.

Jonathon McLane: Well I think that just about covers everything I wanted to know.

Sabre: Is that it, 3 questions surely you can do better than that.

Jonathon McLane: Like I said I didn't have much time to think of any questions, and I'm just a beginner when it comes to this interviewing lark. I don\'t have the experience of Lisa, Josh and Brian, but give me time and I'll be better than they are.

Sabre: OCW is a competitive environment Jonathon. Everyone knows how hard the competitors compete against each other, but it seems to me that the interviewers are just as competitive, trying to get interviews with as many of the top stars as possible. So if you want to make it as an interviewer Jonathon you had better improve and improve quickly.

Jonathon McLane: Well thanks for the advice, I'll give been a good interviewer my best shot because Jonathon McLane never backs down from a challenge.

Sabre: I happy to hear that Jonathon. Anyway if you're don I'll see you later.

Jonathon McLane: Bye.

Jonathon leaves the locker room Sabre closes the door behind him and turns round to talk to Magenta.

Sabre: He won't make the grade will he?

Magenta: He's got about as much chance of being a great interviewer as Chris Shea has of winning the world title on Sunday and that is no chance, because as we all know on Sunday Shea is going to be Sabreized.

Scene fades to black.