The scene opens inside an exclusive London boutique. With its expensive fixtures and fittings, and numerous pictures of world famous celebrity clients on the walls it is easy to see that this boutique is one of the best and most exclusive in the world. At the moment there are two customers in the boutique, one of them is OCW Superstar Magenta, the other is Lisa Blunt. Around Magenta there is a hive of activity, there is someone giving her a manicure another person styling her hair and there are also several people been made to go and fetch various items such as a glass of wine and a magazine. In contrast Lisa Blunt only has one person attending to her. After a few moments of just watching the two women been attended too Magenta begins to speak.

Magenta: This is the life isn’t it Lisa. You just can’t beat being pampered especially when it’s all at Paul Middle’s expense.

Lisa Blunt: Well it is kind of nice, but unfortunately it’s not in my contract to get all this for free, so I have to pay for it myself.

Magenta: Too Bad Lisa, but then again I guess you’re not a big star in OCW, so you don’t get the preferential treatment that superstars like Sabre and I get.

Lisa Blunt: It would apparently seem that way.

Magenta: And I bet you don’t get a stylist laid on for you as well.

Lisa Blunt: Well there is the OCW stylist and I think she does a great job for me.

Magenta: Well thanks to Middle’s money I get one of the world’s top stylist, and deservedly so, because a big star like me should look their best when there competing in the ring. After all I’m sure half of OCW’s viewing audience is made up of people who only tune in to watch me in action. Whilst the other half tune in to watch Sabre beat up another useless loser. So therefore I need the best clothes, the best stylist, the best hairdresser and the best beauty therapists that money can buy, and thanks to my OCW contract I get them.

Lisa Blunt: Well that’s very well when you’re just managing Sabre but this week you have a match against Nancy Gream so don’t you think you should be over in Moscow getting ready for your match, instead of being over here concentrating on your appearance.

Magenta: There is plenty of time to get ready to face that loser, because after all I could beat her easily even with my eyes closed. You only have to look at the last edition of Blast to see how much better I am than her; I totally kicked the hell out of her with no difficulty whatsoever, she barely got in any offense at all.

Lisa Blunt: Perhaps that’s because Sabre illegally beat her up.

Magenta: No that had nothing to do with it, it was purely because I am by far the better wrestler, and every time I square off with her in the future I’ll prove this again and again, by beating her even more badly than I did last Monday.

Lisa Blunt: But after what you did to Nancy on Monday she to sure to be out for revenge.

Magenta: So what if she is, even at her most determined she is still a useless pile of crap who will have her ass handed to her every time she has to face me. Because after all you would need a 1000 page book to write about all my wrestling accomplishments, but all her accomplishments could easily be written on the back of a postage stamp. Let’s face it all she’s done is beat Rottweiler a couple of times.

Lisa Blunt: Hey that’s quite an accomplishment, Rottweiler is a pretty big guy so it’s quite impressive to see Nancy beating a man his size.

Magenta: No it’s not a great accomplishment because Rottweiler is one of the worst wrestlers I have ever seen, he would even give the likes of Sabby 2 Sexy and Joe the Athlete Harrison a run for there money in who is the worst wrestler of all time category, and as for Rottweiler being a man, that’s highly debatable. Richard Simmons, Boy George and Ru Paul seem more manly to me. So beating Rottweiler is nothing to brag about at all. Nancy will just have to face facts, she doesn’t even come close to me when it comes to wrestling, and when it comes to who is most beautiful there is just no competition there. While I’m gracing the front covers of top fashion magazine she is busy setting the world record for the most number of mirrors broken in a day just by looking at them. You’ve got to admit that she is one ugly b###h, while I’m beauty personified. And on Monday my beauty will definitely show her up, but not as much as vastly superior wrestling ability will, because that vastly superior wrestling skill will see her end up on the receiving end of the biggest beat downs in the history of women’s wrestling.

With that Magenta stops talking and let’s the pampering continue, the scene then fades to black.