The scene opens inside a shopping mall in Munich. At the moment Lisa Blunt is the only person in the scene, she is sitting on a bench and looking at her watch very impatiently.

Lisa Blunt: Bloody hell, Magenta was supposed to be here half an hour ago, but still isn’t here. Magenta might be one of OCW’s top stars but why should I have to wait for her, after all I am the number one reporter in the fed. It should be the wrestlers waiting for me not the other way round. Well I’ll wait another ten minutes and that’s it.

9 minutes and 59 seconds later Magenta appears on the scene looking very glamorous, so glamorous that every single man in the shopping mall can’t help but stop what he’s doing and start staring at and drooling over her. She walks up towards Lisa and sits next to her.

Lisa Blunt: So nice of you to turn up Magenta, especially since it was you who arrange this appointment saying you needed my unique expertise.

Magenta: Stop moaning will you Lisa, you should be honoured that I asked for you and not Brian Wilson or Josh Landers. Anyway I have a more than adequate excuse for being late, not that a big star like me needs an excuse, but you see Lisa I was talking to my agent and he’s arranged for me to do some more commercials.

Lisa Blunt: Really?

Magenta: Of course really Lisa, and I’m not talking the bottom of the barrel commercials for condoms that Nancy Gream has to do, these commercials are for a world famous fashion designer and for very exclusive and expensive jewellery.

Lisa Blunt: I still think it would be nice if you turned up on time, especially because I had to take time out of my busy schedule to accommodate you.

Magenta: Well maybe next time Lisa but I can’t guarantee it. Anyway enough of the chat we’ve got some work to do.

Lisa Blunt: What kind of work?

Magenta: You’ll see soon enough, so get off your big fat butt and let's get busy.

Magenta and Lisa get up off the bench and head off towards some shops.

Lisa Blunt: Where are we going Magenta?

Magenta: I have no idea Lisa

Lisa Blunt: So what exactly are we supposed to be doing if you don’t know where we’re going.

Magenta: Well I was kind of hoping you’d help me decide where to go. Because you see Lisa, when I have my bullwhip on a pole match with Nancy Gream I want to make sure that Middle gets the biggest and most deadly bullwhip there is for the match so I can inflict as much damage as possible on that b###h. But since I’m such a sweet and innocent girl I just don’t where to get such an item. So that’s where you come in, because it’s well known that you have a liking for all things kinky so you should know where I can get that whip.

Lisa Blunt: (looking a bit flustered) I don’t know anything about that kind of thing. I don’t get up to anything involving whips because I’m also very innocent.

Magenta: Innocent my arse, the only person in OCW who’s more depraved than you in Nancy Gream, after all she sleeps with male prostitutes and almost certainly has a gimp tucked away somewhere.

Lisa Blunt: I very much doubt that.

Magenta: Oh come on Lisa, who do you think those two men in the hotel room were. What else could they be but gigolos because after all no man would sleep with that ugly b###h if they weren’t paid to do so. Anyway next to her you are the most depraved person in OCW, you are well known for you love of handcuffs, chains and other sadomasochist devices so therefore you should know where we can get a decent whip from.

Lisa Blunt: Well I don’t. So you’ll just have to wait and see what Middle provides for the match.

Magenta: Oh come on Lisa, you know Middle will give us a shitty little whip that will probably fall apart after I’ve used it once because he wants to stop Nancy getting hurt. And I for one am just not prepared to let Middle get away with that. You see Lisa, on Monday I thoroughly intend not just to beat Nancy for the fourth straight time but I’m also going to make sure she suffers an extreme amount of pain. Nancy keeps on saying that I should quit wrestling and return to a purely managerial role because I’m not cut out to be a wrestler, which is a bit rich coming from her seen as though I’ve dominated and beat her every time I’ve got in the ring with her. Well on Monday she’s going to be the one who has to quit wrestling, because not only will she suffer the embarrassment of losing to the same person four straight times, she’s also going to suffer the kind of whipping that would put the floggings on 17th Century Naval ships to shame. She’ll almost certainly end this match with every square inch of her rancid body covered in whip marks, and she’ll be in so much pain that she’ll be sick if she even sees a wrestling ring again, ad thus she’ll have no choice but to call it day and get out of this business. A business which someone as weak and feeble as her has no business being in anyway.

Lisa Blunt: I’m sure Paul will provide the best possible equipment for your match.

Magenta: I doubt it Lisa, he probably wants to protect his investment in Nancy. But it’s tough that just isn’t going to happen. Nancy is going to get one hell of a beat down in this match and if her little buddy who has just appeared out of nowhere and whose name escapes me because she’s so non-descript that I can’t even remember what she’s called tries to stick her ugly face into the match she’ll get a hell of a beat down too. Nothing is going to stop me giving Nancy an ass kicking so she might as well face facts, at Genesis she is going down. Now Lisa are you sure you don’t know where any S & M shops are.

Lisa Blunt: Actually I think I do know where one is. I’ll take you there right now shall I, because after all we do want to make this match as exciting as possible.

Magenta: Good Good Lisa, let’s get going and remember the bigger the whip the better.

Lisa leads Magenta off in the direction of the S & M store, when she does this the scene fades to black.