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The scene opens in the ladies clothing section of Harrods
Department store, here we can see lots of expensive clothes displayed
perfectly so that they look even more tempting to the rich women who come in
here looking to add to their probably already extensive wardrobes. As the
camera moves around the clothing displays we can several rich looking women
picking out items, eventually after passing a few more displays the camera
gets to the people we all want to see, and these people are none other than
Magenta and Lisa Blunt, both of whom are looking at some formal dresses.
Lisa
Blunt: So what are you buying some new clothes for then Magenta, I’m betting
that you already have quite a big wardrobe so what else do you need.
Magenta:
Well a women can never have enough clothes can she.
Lisa
Blunt: That’s true enough.
Magenta:
So normally I don’t need an excuse to buy new clothes but today I do have an
excuse to buy some so you can expect me to spend an obscene amount of money
today.
Lisa
Blunt: So what’s the excuse then?
Magenta:
As you might know, Sabre is meeting someone very important tomorrow, and I’m
invited along too so I’ll need to buy a new dress for that.
Lisa
Blunt: Who’s he going to see then.
Magenta:
I’m not telling you yet Lisa, you’ll just have to wait and see won’t you.
Lisa
Blunt: Oh go, you can whisper me it so no one else can hear but I’d really
like to know now instead of having to wait.
Magenta:
No I’m not telling you Lisa, anyway let’s get back to business, as well as a
new dress for tomorrow. I’m also going to get some new ring attire for next
Monday.
Lisa
Blunt: I didn’t know they sold Wrestling attire in high class places like
this.
Magenta:
Oh you’d be surprised what they sell in here, they have their own wrestling
section and I buy all my wrestling outfits from here, because after all only
the best is good enough for me.
Lisa
Blunt: But shouldn’t you be concentrating on your opponent rather than buying
a new outfit for the match.
Magenta:
No way Lisa, you see this Monday at the pay per view I’m sure the fans are
expecting to see some kind of spectacle when I get in the ring, because when
I wrestle they always get to see a good show because I’m the best female
wrestler ever. Well at Last Chance they definitely aren’t going to see any
kind of spectacle from the match are they because my match with Chrissy
Martin is going to so one-sided and over so quickly that it will barely offer
any entertainment at all will it. Lisa, on Monday Chrissy will barely able to
execute one move on me, before I inevitably hit the magentacrusher on her and
add yet another win to my already massive win streak. So Lisa since my match
with Chrissy is going to so short and sweet, I going to have do something else
to keep up my reputation for leaving the fans on the edges on their seats
aren’t I, and what better way than a brand new wrestling outfit.
Lisa
Blunt: Something revealing then, that’ll get the crowd going.
Magenta:
No chance Lisa, as if those idiots deserve to see me in something revealing,
so I won’t be getting anything skimpy instead I’ll be getting something
classy, so I can amaze all the fans with my sheer class and sophistication,
that should be more than enough to get those morons out of their seats and
enough for me to keep up my reputation of always giving the fans what they
want.
Lisa
Blunt: Come on don’t you think the fans deserve a bit more than that, because
in version one we had several bra and panites matches and even a strip match
between Chrissy Martin and Ryan Trent, but in version two are those sex
starved men have had to do without their T and A, so don’t you think they
should finally get some.
Magenta:
So I take it you aren’t a feminist then.
Lisa
Blunt: Hey I’m for female empowerment as much as the next women, but I also
think that the good OCW fans deserve to see some sexy women wearing sexy
clothes. Hell I’m going to wear something revealing at Last Chance to give
the fans a treat so why don’t you as well for all those male Magenta fans out
there.
Lisa
looks at the price tag on a nearby dress and sees that it costs over 1000
pounds.
Lisa
Blunt: But perhaps I’ll buy it somewhere other than here.
Magenta:
As if I care about those male Magenta fans, they mean absolutely nothing to
me, they deserve nothing from me, least of all seeing me in some tarty
revealing outfit, no they’ll see me wearing something sophisticated, and
they’d better like it, or I might just get angry and beat up Chrissy even
more quickly than I was already going to.
Lisa
Blunt: Well I hope your overconfidence doesn’t prove to be your undoing. I’m
sure that Chrissy Martin will be on her A game on Monday so you had better be
ready for a fight.
Magenta:
Who cares if Chrissy is on her A game, I could beat her even if I was on my Z
game, she is nothing and will never amount to anything in this business
because she quite simply has no talent, and everyone will see how little
talent she has when I annihilate her on Monday and show everyone once again
why there isn’t a women on the face of this planet who can even come close to
beating me inside a wrestling ring. Now Lisa enough of the wrestling chat,
I’ve got money to spend and clothes to buy so let’s get shopping.
The scene
fades to black.
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