The scene opens outside the entrance to the architecturally superb Omega Towers, this building is beautiful, a perfect example of what a building should look like, and it's undoubtedly worth every dollar, pound or euro that it 's owner (Paul Middle) spent on it. At the moment this entrance is not the hive of activity that you would the OCW headquarters to be, in fact there is no one here at all, not even a security guard. But it doesn't stay this way for long, because after a few seconds a big Rolls Royce pulls up outside the entrance, bearing the familiar numberplate SABRE 1. A driver now gets out of the car and goes around the passenger side, he then opens one of the passenger doors and out comes former 2 time OCW version one World Champion Sabre and his former manager and now OCW competitor Magenta. Sabre and Magenta are both dressed very smartly, Sabre is in a suit that must be from one of the finest tailors in Saville Row and probably cost a few thousand pounds. Magenta is wearing something that probably cost around the same. Sabre now turns towards Magenta and begins to speak.

Sabre: Well here we are Magenta back where we belong, in the greatest wrestling federation ever.

Magenta: Sabre it truly is great to be back here, back once again in the wrestling limelight, our names once again up in stars.

Sabre: It sure is Magenta, now let's go into Omega Towers and make our grand entrance. There's bound to be hundreds of OCW employees waiting for us to come in so that they can applaud the return of the greatest wrestler in OCW version one, and the return of the women who will shortly become the greatest female competitor in OCW history.

Sabre and Magenta now walk towards the entrance of the building. Sabre now speaks again.

Sabre: Magenta when we go through that door you'd better get ready to be mobbed because they will probably be loads of staff in there waiting to shake our hands, and they will probably be a load of fans in there too wanting our autographs, or to have photos taken with us.

Magenta: I'm ready for it Sabre.

Sabre and Magenta now reach the doors of the building. Sabre gives them a big push and they open with a bang. Sabre and Magenta then walk inside expecting hundreds of people to mob them straight away, but there isn't a single person there. The disappointment is obvious in Sabre's face.

Sabre: What the hell, where is everybody. They should be here right now. I wasn't expecting a ticker tape parade or anything, but I was expecting that some people would be here to greet me, and at least one of those imbecilic OCW interviewers would be here to find out my opinions on the reopening of OCW, but there isn't a single person here. I'll tell you what Magenta, heads will roll for this, because this is no way to treat OCW's biggest two stars.

Magenta: It shows a total lack of respect doesn't it. They should be treating us like gods, not like this. Nobodies like Joe Jackson, Barret or Chris O'Hann should get this kind of treatment not us.

Sabre: You're damn right Magenta, especially as it was because of me that this company became big in the first place. Paul Middle made his millions off my hard work and nobody else's. If it wasn't for me beating that Self Righteous Prick Chris Shea, for the world title this company would have been stuck in the doldrums, because nobody would have tuned into watch him, but they tuned into watch me in their millions thus making Paul lots of money.

Magenta: And don't forget merchandise sales as well. You're merchandise sales alone must have made Paul a wealthy man.

Sabre: Undoubtedly, my stuff just flew of the shelves as soon as it was put there, because people couldn't get enough of Sabre t-shirts, Sabre hats, and little Union Jack flags that said Sabre on them. In fact they were the most popular merchandise by far, because let's face it whose going to buy a Jake Titan bookmark or an Assassin Bandana when you can buy something with my face on it. And with all that money I made for Paul this is the thanks I get, no one coming to greet me, no one offering to make me a nice cup of tea, no one offering to carry my bags. It's a bloody disgrace Magenta.

Sabre and Magenta now enter the main foyer of the building, still there is no one around, although there is a large bronze statue showing the OCW sign slap bang in the middle of the foyer. When Sabre sees this he stops again.

Sabre: With the money I made Paul, and the prestige I brought to OCW that should a statue of me, not a statue of a bloody sign. In fact it should be a statue made of solid platinum of me, with a huge plaque showing my numerous accomplishments.

Magenta: Of course there should be, after all this business is based around respect, and it seems pretty clear that no-one here is giving you any.

Sabre and Magenta walk on a little bit more, still there are no other people around. Sabre and Magenta are now walking down a corridor that leads to a room which displays all the current OCW title belts, along the way they pass a display which shows pictures of all the people who held the OCW version one world title. We can see pictures of Blade Helms, Gator, Chris Shea, Painkiller as well as all the other former world champions and of course Sabre. Sabre stops again and makes his obligatory comment.

Sabre: Finally a bit of recognition, but look at this display it again shows a total lack of respect for me.

Magenta: How's that?

Sabre: Well how long did Painkiller hold the world title

Magenta: I can't remember exactly how long, but it was a pretty short title reign.

Sabre: Short's a bit of underestimation, it lasted for all of thirty seconds, yet he gets the same size picture as me and I held the belt for over three months, which was the longest world title reign by far. So I should get a bigger picture than all those guys, and my picture should be at the top of the display. Once again that is a down right disgrace.

Magenta: You've definitely got a point there Sabre. You're world title reign brought glory to OCW, whilst everyone else's reigns were just totally insignificant. In fact none of these guys deserve to be on the same wall as you, or even in the same building. There were all nothing, whilst you were a world wide superstar.

Sabre: You've hit the nail right on the head there Magenta, I was a better wrestler than all those other former world champions combined, but do I get any extra privileges over them, do I bollocks. It's just not right.

Sabre and Magenta now walk into the room where the title belts are kept, but still there isn't anyone other than Sabre or Magenta around, but at the moment Sabre doesn't seem to care because he's too busy looking at all the new OCW belts. A finer set of belts have never been seen, they are all a perfect mixture of leather and gold. They make all the WWE belts even the former WCW world title belt look just a little bit shite.

Sabre: Soon Magenta, every last one of those belts will be ours, and there isn't a damn thing any of the other wrestlers can do about that. Perhaps then we might get the respect, credit and extra privileges that we deserve.

Magenta: Well we better had or else there' ll be trouble.

Sabre: Magenta there's already trouble, after the lack of respect we've got today, I'm going to be kicking a lot of OCW official's asses but if we don't get the respect we deserve after winning all these titles it will probably resemble world war 3. It will be like a battlefield, with hundreds of carcasses all over the place. It definitely won't be pretty.

Magenta: Well if that's going to happen, I think people will be running up to you to give you respect, because there isn't a single person affiliated with OCW, either as a wrestler, commentator, interviewer, referee, executive, office worker, ring crew guy, chef, baggage handler or dogsbody who can stand up to you. Once they know you're on the warpath they'll be begging to give you respect.

Sabre: Well they better. Okay I'm done with looking at these belts, so let's go and find somebody so we can find out why people weren't here to greet us.

Sabre and Magenta leave the belt room, and start walking down random corridors, but still there is no one there.

Sabre: If I knew people weren't purposely disrespecting me I'd think there was a holiday of a fire alarm or we had entered a parallel universe or something.

Sabre and Magenta now go past another display, this has a title of OCW's greatest moments over it. Here predictably we can see pictures of OCW moments that someone has decided are great. Amongst the many pictures are Blade Helms winning the first ever OCW world title, a picture of Lethal Aggression beating somebody up, although we can't see who. There are also pictures of Chris Kostoff holding up the US title belt, Ryan Trent doing a crazy prank and Joe Jackson performing his finishing move. Then after scanning these pictures we finally come to one of Sabre delivering a sabrecrusher to Kremnster. After seeing only one picture of himself Sabre starts to look irate.

Sabre: My god this is getting ridiculous, whoever put these pictures up wants to be shot. Everyone knows that all of OCW's greatest moments featured me. And what the hell is Joe Jackson doing up there, everything he's ever done should belong in the OCW dustbin. This is taking disrespect to the highest level, and that is starting to make me really angry. So angry that I might just give a sabrecrusher to the first person I see. That's if we ever see anybody.

Magenta: And there's not even one single picture of me, I was one hell of a manager in OCW version OCW, and easily the most attractive women so I should be up there. But no I'm not, but they can put a picture of Chrissy Martin up can't they, my god she was the biggest pile of crap ever wasn't she.

Sure enough there's a picture of Chrissy Martin on the Greatest moment Wall, in the picture she is just about to remove Ryan Trent's pants and thus beat him in their infamous strip match.

Sabre: You're right Magenta she was shit, they should feel ashamed to put her there, and not sticking you up. That's yet more disrespect for the legacy that you and I have here, come on let's move on so we can get away from this sickening sight.

Sabre and Magenta move on and turn a corner, when they do so they finally see someone else, it is a member of the OCW ring crew, but as promised instead of talking to him to see what's happening out of nowhere Sabre grabs him and delivers a sabrecrusher, knocking the man clean out.

Sabre: I feel better after that, although I'm still feeling a bit pissed off because of the disrespect.

Magenta: And so you should, anyway let's go and find somebody else, and find out what's going on. There should be someone round here.

Sabre and Magenta turn another corner and they see another ring crew guy. On seeing him Sabre shouts him over

Sabre: Hey Son come over here right now.

The ring crew guy who according to his nametag is called Marvin is reluctant to come to Sabre because he knows that he has just sabrecrushed somebody.

Marvin: Hey your not going to give me a sabrecrusher like you did to Beau are you.

Sabre: Maybe, maybe not, but I'll tell you what son, if you don't come over here you will definitely get a sabrecrusher so you might as well do it.

Reluctantly Marvin walks over to where Sabre and Magenta are.

Sabre: Firstly son, what the hell is going on here. I've been walking around this building for ages and you and your fallen comrade are the first people I've come across. So where the hell is everybody and why weren't they at the entrance to greet Magenta and I.

Marvin: Well Sabre.

Sabre: That's Mr Sabre to you.

Marvin: Well Mr Sabre, the reason why there aren't that many people around at the moment is because a lot of people haven't come back to work yet because OCW is only just starting up so we don't need everyone at the moment, and the people here are really too busy working just to stand around waiting for wrestlers to bump into them.

Sabre: I suppose that's an adequate explanation as to where everyone is, but why weren't people at the entrance to meet Magenta and I. Surely that would seem like a common courtesy, especially because the revenue that Magenta and I will make for OCW will be paying all their wages, and why on all these various displays I've seen today, am I not featured prominently

Marvin: I'm sorry that's the president's orders. During the opening of OCW all wrestlers are to be treated equally regardless of what they have done in the past. So none of the wrestlers are getting special treatment or perks. I think he feels that if all the wrestlers are treated equally then there won't be petty arguments over the size of locker rooms, and travel arrangements and stuff like that, then the wrestlers can just concentrate on the wrestling and put a better show on for the fans. So we couldn't greet you even if we wanted, not that we would want to because you treat us pretty badly during OCW version 1, always making us get you cups of tea, and making us carry your bags.

This comment only serves to make Sabre irate once again, and because of this Marvin ends up on the receiving end of a sabrecrusher. Just like Beau, Marvin is also out cold. Sabre and Magenta don't care though they simply step over his unconscious body and keep on walking.

Sabre: My god Magenta, no special treatment for us, despite what we've done for OCW, we're being treated in the same as Barret and El Nutso. That should not be allowed to stand, I'll have to see my lawyers about this.

Magenta: If Middle even thinks about booking us on a non first class flight, or booking us a non 5 star hotel room I think I'll scream.

Sabre: Well he wouldn't give those kind of perks to someone like Hyper Viper would he, and if he's treating us the same as him it's going to hell for us.

Magenta: We're going to have to do something about this aren't we. But what?

Sabre: Perhaps if I gave my first OCW version 2 opponent, one hell of a beating and whip him to one inch of his life then Paul will realise that we are not prepared to be treated like uncultured Barbarians. We deserve the best and when I take out my frustrations on my first opponent I'm sure Paul will give us this so that my second opponent doesn't feel my wrath as much as my first.

Magenta: Let's see who you're up against so that we can see who is going to be in for a beating.

Sabre: But before we go Magenta, I'll tell you now that if my match isn't the main event then I will be in the mood to just go outside and crucify somebody.

Magenta and Sabre walk along a little more, luckily the board displaying the card for the first ever edition of Blast isn't far away. Sabre and Magenta quickly reach it and look at the card starting from the opening match Joe Jackson versus Bishop Murder.

Sabre: That's just the right place for Joe Jackson, he'll never be anything more than a curtain jerker, and thank god I haven\rquote t to go up against him, it would be the ultimate insult having to go up against that imbecile.

Sabre and Magenta now look at the other matches, Barret v Chris O'Hann, Nancy Gream v El Nutso, Mark Dark v Jeff Strife, Rottweiler v Brother Rob.

Sabre: We won't see much action in those matches will me, in my opinion not one of those people could wrestler their way out of a paper bag. None of them will ever come close to beating me so it's just as well for their health that they are being kept apart from the Ultimate Fighting Machine.

Sabre and Magenta take a final look at the card, and they see that the final matches on the card are Sabre versus Painkiller and the main event of Jakob McKain v Taylor Reade for the Blast Title. Once again Sabre looks extremely irate.

Sabre: There pushing me too far now, not in the main event and two people I could beat in a handicap match with one hand tied behind my back are fighting for the blast title in the main event instead of me. If I wasn't in such a determined mood to kick people's asses as much as possible I think I'd just pack my bags and leave right now.

Magenta: It's an outrage Sabre.

Sabre: It's more outrageous than Enron, World Com, BCCI and Barings Bank put together. But for the moment I don't think there's anything we can do about it, which is again another outrage. I can't see Paul changing his mind and putting me in the main event. Of course if he truly appreciated all I had done for him, then he would change the card, but I think by now we can come to the conclusion that he doesn't appreciate it, so the card will stay as it is.

Magenta: Are you going to make Painkiller pay for this outrage then.

Sabre: Naturally Magenta, he will pay and pay big time. The amount of pain I put him in on the first ever edition of Blast will now be like nothing he has ever felt before, not in OCW version one, not in EHWC and not even in that tortured private life that we hear so much about. He will now because of all this disrespect that I've suffered of late be punished beyond even his comprehension. I'll be hitting him with all my top moves even all the new ones that I've learned since I was last in the ring, such as the awesome Middlesbrough Meltdown and the terrifying Helldriver. Just imagine what he feel like when the helldriver hits him, a moonsault from a man over three hundred pounds will surely drive all that undeserved oxygen right out of his lungs and put him straight in the hospital. Next Monday at the Phillips arena Painkiller will be toast, and I'll start to get the respect that I richly deserve.

Magenta: Don't forget to give him a sabrecrusher from me.

Sabre: How could I forget that Magenta, I will definitely sabrecrush Painkiller just for you. And once I've sabrecrushed him, he'll be ready to be pinned, and I'll have taken the first step on winning the OCW Ultimate Title, which surely only I deserve to hold.

Magenta: Oh I can't wait to see you get back in the ring, because I know that you will just make sure that Pain Killer gets the sabreizing that is coming to him.

Sabre: That's right Magenta, next Monday Pain Killer will be getting Sabreized, he will be getting sabrecrushed and finally he will be getting completely and utterly destroyed.

Sabre and Magenta now walk off again to see if they can find any thing or one showing them a lack of respect, but alas we won't be joining them as they do so as the scene fades to black.