The scene opens in Moscow’s Red Square, as the camera moves around we can we The Kremlin, St Basils and all the other famous landmarks around the square. Also this being the middle of the Russian Winter we can see a lot of snow and people shuffling about in big Fur Coats and Russian Fur Hats. However there is one person who isn’t wearing this hat, coat combination and that person, who is sitting on a bench right in the middle of Red Square is non other than OCW Aggression champion Sabre. Like any self respecting Middlesbrough inhabitant Sabre refuses to wear a coat no matter how cold it is. Therefore he is only wearing an Ultimate Fighting Machine T-Shirt and a pair of jeans. The camera then zooms towards Sabre, as soon as it stops zooming in Sabre begins to speak.

Sabre: Right now you’re looking at a man who has it all. I have more money in the bank than most people could dream of, I have a whole fleet of fancy cars, I have a girlfriend who is quite rightly considered to be one of the most attractive women in the world, and my career couldn’t be going better, because not only am I the OCW Aggression champion I am also thanks to the results of last week’s Blast the number one ranked wrestler in OCW. Things are going so well for me at the moment that it is almost impossible to see how things could get even better. There is only one problem I have with the way things are going at the moment, and that is why the hell do I have to team up that imbecile Jakkob McKain this week to take on Chris Shea and Seth Fanatic. McKain and I have absolutely nothing in common. For starters I am a natural born winner, everything I do turns to gold, but McKain as demonstrated by his results over the last few weeks in OCW is nothing but a loser. And with all these breakdowns he keeps having he is nothing but pathetic whilst I am a wrestling genius. There is just no way that he deserves to team up with me, it’s definitely a case of The Ultimate Fighting Machine teaming up with the ultimate loser, but alas there seems to be nothing I can do about it. Middle has made up his mind and I have to team with the man. So therefore I have to make the best out of a bad situation. But given my high level of skill and my supreme ring generalship I’m sure I’ll manage to overcome this little obstacle that Middle has placed in my way and come out with another win. But to do that McKain will need to follow my advice, And that advice is don’t get in my way during the match and make sure you don’t get pinned. I want nothing to stop my OCW win streak, and I want to make sure that I stay on top of the rankings, and if McKain does what I tell him to do I’ll dodge the bullet and keep my streak intact.

Sabre takes a few moments to look at all the impressive looking buildings around him before starting to speak again.

Sabre: That’s all McKain has to do for us to win this match, not piss me off by getting in my way and making sure he doesn’t get pinned. He doesn’t need to try to beat either of our opponents, because I know that I more than capable of dealing with both of them. Firstly there’s Seth Fanatic the man who used to be called Damien in OCW version one. Damien I remember your last match in OCW version one, because it was against me. I can remember how you thought you were so tough and you challenged the whole roster to face you in a match, unfortunately for you I was the one who answered that challenge. I remember the match between us to, in the match I beat the living hell out of you. I dominated you, then punished you and then finally destroyed you. I beat you so badly that you decided to quit. You quitting had nothing to do with any outside the ring issues it was all because I almost killed you. Whether it the embarrassment of being given such a beating or the fact that you couldn’t take the pain anymore I don’t know, but what I do know is that I ended your OCW version one career and I was very happy to do so because I was sick of the sight of you. And you know what Seth, I think I’m sick of the sight of you in OCW version two as well. You’ve only being here a week, but continued presence in this fed is something I find very hard to tolerate, and I don’t see why a man of my standing should have to put up with something he can’t tolerate. So I think on Monday I will have to remedy the situation by doing to Seth what I did to him in OCW Version One. On Monday I will quite simply have to give Seth the beat down or all beat downs and end his career for the second time. And it my personal belief that Mr Fanatic’s abilities has not improved one bit since I faced him last, in fact I’d say ring rust has probably set in and he is going to be even worse than he was before. So therefore a man of my immense talent should have no problem taking him out and keeping my win streak intact.

Sabre pauses to have another look at his surroundings, as he does this several Muscovites wearing their big furry hats and coats look at Sabre in disbelief at his lack of winter attire. Sabre doesn’t care though and as soon as they go away he begins to speak again.

Sabre: Now I know all I have to do in my match is take out Seth and I will the match, and as I have already pointed out I will have no problem in doing that. But if Seth decides to run away from me and only concentrates on fighting McKain, then I have one more opponent who can I beat to win the match. That person of course being Chris Shea. Now unlike Fanatic, Shea will not be a total pushover, the man does have talent, but I have beaten him in the past and I know I can do it again. At the moment Shea and I are one each in our matches against each other, but I was undoubtedly the dominant wrestler in both matches, and I won my match cleanly while he had to cheat. So I will have the edge over Shea when we get into the ring on Monday, and with that edge I will make sure he ends up a beaten man, and he’ll beaten in such a way that when our aggression title match comes around at the next pay per view he’ll probably be shitting his pants in case he gets more of the same. Shea you may be considered by some to be an OCW legend but I know when it comes down to it I am the better man out of the two of us, and if somehow Seth Fanatic manages to get away from me, you can be rest assured that I will be gunning for Shea during the match and making sure you’re the one who takes the pin fall. Shea there is only one possible way that you even have a chance of getting away from the beating you truly deserve, and that will be by coming up with one of the swerves you’re so famous for. Perhaps you could predictably get Jakkob to turn on me and reform Damage Inc., maybe you get Gator to make a comeback and attack me from behind or some other little scheme like that. But even if you do manage to come up with a little plan you will still struggle to even come close to beating me, because after seeing you in action over the past year, I don’t think there is anyway you could surprise me. I’ve got you pretty much covered, and anything you come up with I’m sure I can counter. Just face it Shea even if you do come up with something that surprises me I am still the better man and that fact will make sure you end this match on the receiving end of a three count.

Sabre now gets off the bench and starts to walk around Red Square, the camera follows him as he does so.

Sabre: So remember McKain, just keep out of my way on Monday, make sure you don’t get pinned and I’ll take care of the rest. Which will be making sure that Seth Fanatic and Chris Shea end this match being well and truly sabreized.

Sabre now walks off into the distance and the scene fades to black.