The scene opens inside an office on the sixteenth floor of Centre North East deep inside the heart of Middlesbrough. This office is the one in which Sabre conducts all of his business dealings, and because of this it is very large and beautifully decorated. On the walls of the rooms are pictures of Sabre with various international celebrities. We can see pictures of Sabre with Muhammad Ali, Michael Jordan, Pele, Mr T, Tom Hanks, Arnie, Harvey Keitel, Ozzy Osbourne, Bruce Dickenson, Britney Spears, Joan Jett, Carmen Electra and many others. We can also see a display of sporting awards that Sabre has won throughout the years, ranging from Rugby trophies won at school to the OCW version one world title belt. After the camera takes these sights in for a few moments it eventually turns to Sabre who is currently looking out of the window at the gothic designed Middlesbrough Town Hall. Just beside Sabre is a large mahogany desk. Sitting behind this desk is Magenta, who is currently busy painting her nails. It would seem from their lack of activity that there isn’t much work for Sabre and Magenta to do today, but this lounging about soon comes to an end when there is a knock on the door.


Sabre: Come in.


The door opens and in walks Sabre’s secretary. The secretary is a very attractive brunette who also happens to posses a rather fine chest. (She’s not in the same league as Magenta though) She is also carrying two cups of tea, after putting these down on the mahogany desk she speaks to Sabre.


Secretary: Mr. Sabre, there’s a phone call for you from your agent and there’s also a Mr. Landers in reception to see you, he says he’s here to interview you.


Sabre: Put the phone call through will you, and tell Landers I’m in a meeting or something like that. My agent is far more important than him so he can wait.


Secretary: Certainly Mr. Sabre.


The secretary leaves the room, a few moments later Sabre’s telephone rings. Magenta presses the speakerphone button so we are all able to hear the other end of the conversation.


Agent: Hi Sabre, It’s Bobby Harding here you’re friendly neighbourhood agent.


Sabre: How can I help you Bobby?


Agent: Well Sabre I’ve got some great deals lined up for you this week, since you’ll be in Britain all this week a lot of companies have got in touch with me wanting you to star in some of their adverts. There’s a couple of lighthearted comedy quiz shows that want you to appear as a celebrity guest and finally there’s a royal film premiere on Thursday. I’ve got you an invite for that and for the after show party.


Sabre: Sorry Bobby I’ll have to give them all a miss, I want to spend all this week getting ready for Chris Shea, because if I spend all week making sure I’m one hundred and ten percent prepared mentally and physically for him, then there is no way he can beat me.


Agent: But there’s a lot of money at stake here.


Sabre: How Much?


Agent: Over six figures.


Sabre: That’s a lot of money for not much work, but I’ve made my mind up, there are going to be no distractions this week, no adverts, no TV Programs and no partying. Winning my match on Monday is my only priority.


Agent: Are you sure.


Sabre: Absolutely.


Agent: Well I tried. Anyway I’ll see you later when you’ve buried Shea and you’re ready to earn some money.


Sabre: Sure thing Bobby. See You Later.


Magenta presses the disconnect button and the conversation ends.


Magenta: Well that’s Bobby taken care of what about Josh are you going to see him now.


Sabre: Hell no, he can wait until I’m good and ready. Firstly I’ve got a cup of tea to drink before I even contemplate speaking to that jackass.


Sabre now picks up his cup of tea and sits down on a leather chair, Magenta also picks up her tea. Sabre and Magenta then proceed to drink their respective cups of tea at a very leisurely pace. When they finish they relax for a short while before Sabre presses the intercom button.


Sabre: Miss Jones you can send Landers in now.


Secretary: Yes Mr. Sabre.


A few moments later there is another knock on the office door, Magenta gets up and opens said door. Josh Landers is on the other side. Magenta then sits back down, after a few moments of not been invited to sit down, Josh assumes that it would be better just to sit down rather than wait for permission to do so.


Sabre: Well Landers what can I do for you.


Josh Landers: I think that’s pretty obvious Sabre, a lot of stuff went down last Monday involving both you and Magenta. And you also have a big match on Monday so I have to interview to get your reaction to what went down and on how you think next week will go.


Sabre: Since Magenta wrestled first why don’t you ask her about her match first.


Josh Landers: Okay I will, but first can’t you get your secretary to make me a drink I’m extremely thirsty.


Sabre: No way Josh, I don’t go round your house demanding a drink do I, so don’t do the same here. Just get on with the interview will you, I’ve got a lot to do today.


Josh Landers: Okay, but my throat might get a little dry while I’m trying to speak.


Magenta: So

Josh Landers: Okay I’ll start with the questions then, on Monday Magenta you faced Nancy Gream, and although you won the match, the way you won it was quite shocking, even you seemed to be quite shocked by it.


Magenta: Looking back at it Landers it was no more than Nancy deserved.


Josh Landers: Surely you can’t mean that, Nancy career almost ended with that move.


Magenta: My only regret about it, is that it didn’t end her career. That women has no business been in the same company as me, so to end her pathetic career would be just what the doctor ordered.


Josh Landers: Hey, I think Nancy is a great addition to the OCW roster, she is one tough lady.


Magenta: Don’t talk out of your backside Landers, she’s nothing and with her complete lack of talent she’ll never amount to anything in this fed. You only have to look at the way I’ve almost killed her twice to see that she just doesn’t belong in this fed.


Josh Landers: Come on Magenta, both your matches with Nancy weren’t exactly walkovers, they both seemed pretty even to me.


Magenta: You really are talking a big load of crap now Landers. Both times I’ve faced off with that b###h I’ve taken her to school, I’ve basically decimated her and showed her that she has no place in OCW, but at the moment it would seem that she hasn’t learnt her lesson properly, she still hasn’t done the decent thing and quit the fed. Well perhaps if we had one last match then she might finally get the idea in her thick head that she just isn’t good enough to be here.


Josh Landers: This sounds like a challenge.


Magenta: Of course it’s a challenge, you see at OCW Genesis I want one more match with Nancy so I can show her once and for all that I am the better woman, and if Nancy doesn’t accept my challenge she’ll show everyone what a coward she is. But this isn’t going to be any old standard match, I want this match to be something special so that I can really show Nancy how much better I am that her. So therefore at Genesis I’m going to challenge her to a bullwhip on a pole match. In this match a bullwhip will be placed on top of a pole and who ever gets to it first can use it legally. The match is then decided by pinfall or submission. So what do you say Nancy do you accept or are you going to predictably backdown because your scared that next time I get you in the ring I’ll kick your ass even more badly than last time.


Josh Landers: Well we’ll have to wait and see if Nancy accepts that challenge, I hope she does though because it will a great match. Anyway over to you Sabre, last week you and Jakkob McKain beat Seth Fanatic and the man you’ll be facing this week Chris Shea what are your opinions on the way the match went down.


Sabre: A win’s a win I suppose. I would have liked to get the pin but McKain beat me to it so I didn’t get the pleasure of personally getting the win over Shea or Fanatic although I undoubtedly would have if McKain hadn’t got in my way. Anyway I’ve got another notch in my win column and I’m still number one in the rankings and that can only be a good thing. And during the match neither Shea nor Fanatic came anywhere near inflicting enough damage on me to get the pin, and when I was beating the hell out of both Shea and Fanatic my performance was quite simply amazing. So Landers even though I didn’t get the pin in the match there are definitely a lot of positives to be taken from lat Monday.

Josh Landers: What about your challenge to face Shea this week though that came as quite a surprise to me, because I thought you’d want to wait until Genesis to face him so you could have the maximum amount of time to get yourself ready for what is sure to be a big challenge.


Sabre: That’s an easy one to answer Landers, quite simply Josh I’m sick to the stomach of Shea. I just hate his attitude. I hate the way he thinks he’s the biggest star OCW has ever seen and that everyone should be scared of him. Well Landers, I’ve got news for Shea, he isn’t the biggest star in OCW history because the biggest star in none other than me. I was the last ever OCW version one champ and I held the OCW world title for the longest amount of time. I also easily hold the longest win streak in the fed at the moment. Everyone else barely seems able to string two wins together while I’m up to 6 wins on the bounce. It’s those kind of stats which mean that I’m number one in this fed, whilst Shea is upper mid-card at best. So he should stop pretending to be a legend because he doesn’t even come close to having what it takes to be the best. And when it comes to being scared of Shea, as my challenge proves I’m certainly not afraid of him, in fact I’m more than happy to face him anytime to prove that I’m the better man. Even if Shea tells me another story about the number of people he’s maimed during his career or if beats up some street bum I won’t bat an eyelid, because I’m completely unmoved by anything says or does, because this man just cannot scare me, and when I get him in the ring this week and Genesis I’ll show him how little I fear him when I break him in two and show everyone why I am the Ultimate Fighting Machine.


Josh Landers: You know that Shea’s going to be very determined to beat you though especially since his team lost last Monday.


Sabre: Yes I know that Landers, that’s why I’m dedicating my whole week to getting ready for him. Normally when I’m over in Britain, I’m off to celebrity parties every night or improving my golfing handicap at one of the many great golf courses this country has to offer but this week there’s going to be none of that. Shea is getting my full attention, and with no distractions for me this week how can Shea possibly beat me. On Monday Landers there is only possible result in our match and that result involves Shea getting sabreized. Now Landers would you be so kind as to leave my office I’ve got better things to do than talk to you so get out.


With that Josh makes a hurried exit out of the room and the scene fades to black.