Even though OCW Genesis is taking place in Munich the scene opens no where near that historic German city, instead it opens inside one of the many luxurious rooms of the Sabre mansion. In the room we can see Sabre and Brian Wilson, both of them are currently watching an absolutely huge wide screen plasma TV, the screen is so big that it takes up an entire wall, and it is currently showing a video of the world cup qualifying match from 2001 between England and Germany. On the big screen we suddenly see England Striker Emile Heskey score a goal, as he does this Sabre turns around to speak to Brian.

Sabre: Brian I bet you’re wondering why I made you come all the way over from Germany to my mansion to watch an old football match.

Brian Wilson: Yes I was wondering that, I was quite busy over in Germany setting up a few interviews and doing some backstage reporting, and I take it you’re pretty busy getting ready for your world title match against Painkiller and Taylor Reade, so I don’t know why you wanted me over here just to watch a soccer match and why Paul agreed to send me over here since both you and I are have very buy schedules this week.

Sabre: Firstly Brian we don’t use the S word in this house, the sport we are currently watching is football so please use the proper terminology next time you speak to me.

Brian Wilson: Okay.

Sabre: Secondly it’s because Paul wanted me to do an interview before my big match, I agreed to it, but under the condition that it wasn’t to take place in Germany. I hate that place and I’m only going over there at the last possible moment, and since I wasn’t going to go over there to meet you for the interview what better place for it than my beautiful mansion.

Brian Wilson: Well that explains why we’re over here instead of in Germany, but it still doesn’t explain the football.

Sabre: It’s simple really Brian, I’m showing you this match because I wanted to show you a little bit about the history of the arena I’ll be winning the Ultimate Title in on Monday. This match was the last major sporting event to take place in the Olympiastadion and just in case you didn’t know the final result of the match it was England 5 Germany 1, and let’s face it you along with all our American fans probably don’t know what the score was because you don’t know anything about real football so it was just as well I told you the result.

Brian Wilson: I still don’t see what it’s got to do with wrestling.

Sabre: Well probably not very much, but if you believe in omens, perhaps this is one, because last time out the English kicked their opponents asses all over the pitch, and perhaps this upcoming Monday OCW’s English contingent might just do the same to our opponents.

Brian Wilson: So you brought me all the way out here just to tell me that.

Sabre: No of course not I was just making a quick point about the Olympiasation’s history, and if history does indeed repeat itself on Monday it will be a very good night for me.

Brian Wilson: So what else did you want to talk about.

Sabre: You’ll see Brian, but first you’ll have to follow me into another of my many rooms, because I have some equipment set up in there so I can show you a few things.

Sabre gets up and leaves the room, he is shortly followed by Brian. The two men then walk down a small hallway and enter another room. In this room an overhead projector and a screen have been set up.

Sabre: Go on take a seat Brian and I’ll let the slide show begin.

Brian takes a seat while Sabre dims the lights in the room, he then takes a seat next to Brian, and pick up a remote control which just happens to be on a small table next to the seat he’s sitting on, he presses a button on the remote control and an OCW sign appears on the screen.

Sabre: Okay Brian what I really wanted to talk about is the state of wrestling today, more specifically the state of OCW today. And since after Monday I’ll be the Ultimate champion of this fed I’m the prefect person to talk about this.

Brian Wilson: Go on then, enlighten me.

Sabre: Well quite frankly I’m disappointed about what I see when I look at OCW, is it just me or does every wrestler in this fed with the exception of Magenta and I seem like a freak or a weirdo. Every last one of them seems messed up in one way or another, and when I’m champion that will be something I just can’t tolerate. When I’m the champ this fed is going to be cleansed of all these freaks so we can just get back to some good honest wrestling.

Brian Wilson: Come on there’s absolutely nothing wrong with OCW, the management team is excellent, the standard of competition is excellent and if I can stop being modest for a minute the reporters and commentators are excellent too.

Sabre: Well I’ll keep my opinion on the management and the reporters to myself for the time being, but as far as the other wrestlers go, there is not a single one of them who I’d describe as excellent. They’re all so messed up that very few of them belong anywhere near a wrestling ring. Firstly let’s take a look at this person.

Sabre presses another button on his remote control and a picture of El Nutso appears on the screen.

Sabre: Now when it comes to being a freak despite his name El Nutso is probably one of the less freaky people in OCW, but there still is something not quite right about him. Just why on earth does he wear that bloody mask all the time? Being very ugly might be one reason for him to do that, but even if you were as ugly as the elephant man you’d still take your mask off every now and again, but not El Nutso, he wears that god dam thing 24 hours a day. I bet he even wears it when he’s in the shower, and that’s just not right. You don’t see me wearing my wrestling trunks all day do you.

Brian Wilson: No I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in your wrestling attire outside the wrestling environment.

Sabre: Of course you haven’t Brian because I’m not weird enough to do that. Anyway El Nutso should do the same as me and only wear his wrestling outfit in the ring, he should take his mask off when he’s outside the ring and stop being a freak. When I’m champ one of my first tasks will definitely be to persuade El Nutso to take that mask off and start acting a little bit respectable.

Sabre presses his remote control again and up pops a picture of The Dulong Brothers.

Sabre: My god these two are hardly worth talking about, any fed where I’m champ should only have the best wrestlers competing in it, I thrive on competition and even if I was to go up against these two guys in a handicap match I wouldn’t get that. How on earth they got a job here I have no idea, but when I’m champ they won’t keep their jobs for long, because another of my tasks when I’m the champ is to make sure all the losers who don’t deserve a spot in this fed get firmly put in there place, and that is on the first bus out of here. I just despise losers, and these two peons are the both poster boys for being losers. Anyway the less said about these two the better, so let’s move on to the next person.

Another press of the remote control brings up a picture of Joe Jackson.

Sabre: I think everyone already knows my opinions about Joey. He clearly has ideas way above his station. I think even after all the beatings that I’ve given him over the years he still thinks he’s the world’s greatest ever wrestler. Joey is clearly self-delusional, and in any fed where I’m the champ that kind of trait will not be acceptable. Joey must learn that he is not the best. And he’ll have to learn that lesson quickly or I’ll make sure his days in OCW are numbered.

Next Seth Fanatic comes on the screen.

Sabre: I just don’t know what to make of this man, it is quite obvious to everyone that he can’t cut it against the big boys in this fed, but apparently he thinks he’s capable of mixing it up with people of my level, hell he’s even drawn up a hitlist of top level targets to attack, and apparently I’m number three on the list. Personally I think Seth should remember the fact that he was Damien in OCW version one and he totally sucked, and damn it he still sucks. When I’m champ Seth had better not even think about going after me, because if he dos he’s going to get his fingers burned, as I will quite simply have to make an example out of him and send him straight to hell.

Next on the screen is Jakkob McKain.

Sabre: Now we start to get to the real weirdoes, this man doesn’t know whether he’s a nice guy who won’t say boo to a goose or if he’s some kind of hardcore psycho who’d rather rip someone’s arm off than shake his hand. And is just me, or does his entire life seem to be some kind of piss poor daytime soap opera. People dying left, right and centre, long lost sons turning up out of the blue and his girlfriend leaving him for a porn director. That’s just not right, people should know who they are and they should live normal lives. When I’m champ I’m going to make sure McKain pulls himself together and starts acting like a perfectly normal member of society, because I when I’m champ I expect people to have a proper sense of reality.

The next person to appear on the screen is Chris Shea

Sabre: Now here’s a man who either has a bad case of tourette’s syndrome or he doesn’t have the class to control his tongue. It seems to me that every other word he says is an obscenity. I would imagine that even Ozzy Osborne blushes when he hears a Chris Shea interview because the language really is that vulgar. Well that kind of language is not acceptable, and when I’m champ bad language is going to be kept to a minimum

Next up on the screen is Nancy Gream.

Sabre: There’s no doubt about it, this women is a freak, not only is she a sexual deviant who obviously sleeps with male prostitute and practices sadomasochism. She also claims that she’s a witch. Well the only magic we are going to see from her is a disappearing act when Magenta humiliates her for the fourth straight time. And with Nancy we are also looking at a women who clearly doesn’t know her history as well as not knowing human anatomy. Did you see her last promo, she went on and on about the WWWP for ages saying that Master was the best wrestler in that fed and that I never beat him. Well if she’d done her homework properly she would have found out that the one person who Master did lose was me, in a hell in a cell match at the Nou Camp stadium in Barcelona if I recall. And I didn’t just beat him, I totally took him to the cleaners and give him the mother of all ass kickings, proving without a doubt that I was number one in that fed, because let’s face it I’ve been number one in every fed that I’ve ever been in, including this one. So Nancy get your facts right and stop acting like a freak, because if you’re still acting like a freak when I’m champ the beating you’ll get from Magenta on Monday will be nothing compared to what I might do to you in the future.

One more click on the remote control and we can see a picture of Taylor Reade.

Sabre: Now we have the first of my opponents on Monday, there’s not much wrong with Taylor, he seems like a good upstanding member of society, he listens to the fans a bit too much perhaps, but you can’t have everything can you. But there is one question I have to ask when it come to Taylor, and it’s what the hell is he doing in the main event of a pay per view. I know Painkiller challenged him to a match because he was too sacred to face a real challenger like me, but there was still no need for Middle to book him in the match. He should have seen that Painkiller only challenged him to a match because he wanted to face someone who he was guaranteed to beat so he could hold on to his title. Brian it’s just so obvious that Taylor is not main event quality, he’s not strong enough, fast enough or clever enough to survive at this level, and I can’t see why Middle didn’t spot that. It’s just as well for him that I managed to persuade him to put me in the main event or else this pay per view would have the worst buy rate ever because no one would want to see a one sided massacre between PK and Taylor. Now Middle has a competitive match and there should be a lot of people tuning in to see who can come out on top between me an PK, of course with me in the match Taylor will be a non factor and he’ll probably be obliterated within a minute. But that’s Middle’s fault for putting this hopelessly over matched person in the match. Of course when I’m champ only top level opponents will be able to challenge for my belt because unlike Painkiller I’m not afraid to risk my belt against high quality opponents.

Another press of the remote control brings on a picture of Painkiller.

Sabre: And finally we get to Painkiller, undoubtedly the biggest freak of them all. Apparently some sort of evil spirit is inhabiting his body and making him act like an evil fiend.

Brian Wilson: That’s what appears to be happening with Painkiller.

Sabre: Well isn’t that the biggest piece of crap you’ve ever heard. Brian how many people I the world do you reckon are inhabited by evil spirits?

Brian Wilson: I have no idea Sabre.

Sabre: Brian there isn’t a single person on this planet who has been taken over by evil spirits, because evil spirits don’t exist. So either Painkiller falsely believes that he’s been taken over or he’s just pretending that he has been. Either way he’s a sick freak, and people as bad as him have no business being in a wrestling ring. Quite simply he belongs in an asylum, and when I beat the shit out of him on Monday and win the Ultimate Title, I’ll make sure the men in white coats come and get and take him straight to the loony bin. When I’m champ people like Jakkob McKain, Nancy Gream, Joey Jackson might just be tolerated if they get their acts together but under no circumstance will I tolerate PainKiller. When I beat him on Monday he’ll be out of this fed so quickly that his feet won’t even touch the floor. Any fed with me as a champ has to have wrestlers who live up to my high standards, and I very much doubt that PK can do that so he must go, and on Monday he will be going, you can have my word on that, because when I sabreize him and bury him and Taylor alive this fed will have seen the last of him, and it’s good riddance if you ask me because OCW will undoubtedly be a better place without him.

Brian Wilson: I don’t know about that Painkiller adds a lot to his fed.

Sabre: No he doesn’t his presence in this fed drags it down to the lowest level, a level where almost everyone is a freak or a loser, but luckily on Monday there is one man who can turn this fed around and put it right at the top again and that man is of course me, because with me as champ, OCW will once again be great and will set the standard that all other wrestling federations follow. With me as champ and PK kicked out of this fed, OCW will once again be on the top of the world. Now Brian that completes my demonstration on the problems and how it can get rid of those problems, and that my friend is all I wanted to talk to you about so could you kindly get out of my house because if you stay any longer I’ll never get rid of your odious smell.

With that Brian gets off his chair and leaves the room the scene then fades to black.