The scene opens inside the master bedroom of Sabre’s mansion in Middlesbrough. As we look around the very tastefully decorated room we can see several suitcases on the king-sized bed which is in the middle of the room. Next to the bed is Sabre, who is currently placing some items of clothing in one of the cases, naturally all these clothes are designer as Sabre only has the best of everything. After a few moments of watching Sabre carefully pack his clothes Magenta enters the room looking as glamorous as always. She takes a quick glance at Sabre packing his clothes and begins to speak.

Magenta: Hey Sabre, what are you doing we aren’t due to set off for Blast until tomorrow evening.

Sabre: I’ve decided to no show at Blast this week. After all there are more important things to life than work. Such as a bit of romance and since Valentine’s Day is upon us what better time for that romance. I thought a nice Valentine’s treat for you would be if we went on a week’s holiday in my mansion on that small Caribbean Island I bought not too long ago. My private jet is waiting for us at Teesside Airport, ready to fly us out there at anytime we want. All I needed was to tell you at the right time so it would be a nice surprise, and now seems like the perfect time to tell you.

Magenta: Oh that’s so sweet.

Sabre: So get packing girl, we’ve got a flight to catch.

Magenta: Well as much as I would like to go, we can’t do it, because you’re contractually obliged to face J-Man this week. So we really do have to go to Blast this week.

Sabre: But I’m also contractually allowed to have holidays as well, and I think after all the hard work I’ve done since the OCW winter break I think I deserve one of those holidays this week.

Magenta: Alas those holidays are going to have to wait, this week you have to face J-Man so stop packing and start getting ready for the match. And by the way, the reason why I came up here was to tell you that Josh Landers has just arrived here and he’s waiting to see you in your study.

Sabre: Arse, first my plans for a holiday scuppered and now I have to put up with that raving imbecile. Could things get any worse?

Magenta: Are you going to see him straight away then.

Sabre: I suppose I’ll have to. I want his unwashed presence out of my house as soon as possible.

Sabre and Magenta now leave the master bedroom, they go down a large marble staircase, and walk towards the study. As they walk round the study we can see Josh Landers playing with a large antique globe, when Sabre and Magenta enter the room he doesn’t spot them initially and carries on spinning the globe round as though he didn’t have a care in the world. He stops the globe and looks at France, one particular town seems to get his attention.

Josh Landers: (Sniggers like a small school boy) Breast, I can’t believe there’s a town called Breast. I should have gone over there when we were in France, I might have been able to see a couple of fine pairs of t

Josh suddenly realises that he is not alone in the room so he stops talking to himself, and starts standing around in a sheepish manner.

Sabre: Are we quite done yet Landers?

Josh Landers: Hmmph I think so.

Sabre: Okay now you’re done playing with my globe, I take it you came here to do an interview.

Josh Landers: Yes that’s right Sabre, I’m just on my way back to America after an extended stay in Germany, and I thought I’d stop here along the way and get a few words out of you.

Sabre: Well tough shit Josh, you’re not getting an interview. Right now I’m far too pissed off with what’s happening in OCW at the moment to even think about letting an OCW reporter interview me. For starters I should be the Ultimate Champion right now but thanks to typical inefficiency from the officials and bias that’s not the case.

Josh Landers: I don’t see how.

Sabre: Don’t be so stupid man, the bias was clear for all to see, why else would Painkiller be allowed to get away with entering the match a good five minutes after Taylor Reade had started fighting. That’s just not on, and if Paul was in anyway fair he’d have made Painkiller start the match at the same time as us. And you’ve also got to consider the fact that whilst Taylor and I were fighting, Painkiller was technically buried alive and thus should have been eliminated from the match, but again thanks to bias that didn’t happen, which again cost me the Ultimate Title. At the very least you’d think that Middle would give me a rematch at Painkiller with a stipulation of my choice, but no once again due to his bias against me, the number one contender will either be El Nutso, Damien Caige or Chris Shea and none of those men has even a quarter of my talent. And with Painkiller still as world champion this fed is continuing on it’s downward spiral into the pits of moral decay, which is always annoying. So as you can see Josh I’m pretty pissed off with OCW right now, so pissed off that I was going to go on a holiday with Magenta this week, but once again thanks to Middle giving J Boy a clause in his contract saying that he can always face opponents of his choice in matches of his choice, I’ve had to cancel my holiday so I can give him a beating. Personally I can’t understand why Middle would give J Boy such a clause because the guy is a no talent punk. Just look at his accomplishments in OCW version 1. All he ever did was win the Tag Team titles once, and thanks to me kicking his ass he only held them for less for less than a week, and he’s so poor at wrestling the only way he can get the crowds to cheer for him is by treating them to hardcore pornography with prostitutes in his promos. There is just no way he should be facing me this week, he should have to go up against the OCW Ninja like the all other newcomers have to, he needs to prove that he’s worthy of been in this fed before a match with a man of my calibre is even contemplated. I could understand it if a former version one world champion like Blade Helms or Gator didn’t have to face the Ninja, but when someone achieves nothing like J Boy he should not get that luxury. And if J Boy had to face the Ninja this week I could have my holiday, but thanks to Paul I’m stuck facing J Boy and that pisses me off almost as much as been robbed in my Ultimate Title match at Genesis. So as you can see Josh I’m very annoyed with OCW at the moment for a number of different reasons so I see no reason at all why I should let myself be interviewed by one of there employees.

Josh Landers: But I travelled all this especially to do it.

Sabre: I don’t care Josh, all I care about right now is getting the Ultimate Title which should be mine right now and making sure J Boy is punished in our street fight for ruining my holiday. And on Monday I’m going to accomplish the second of those two tasks because I’m going to beat J Boy black and blue and pick up what will undoubtedly be an easy win. And somewhere down the line I’ll accomplish the other goal, because if I’m given a fair shot at the Ultimate Title who on earth is going to be able to stop me from winning it. Now Josh since I’m not going to let you interview me, there’s no point in you being in my house so get the hell out will you.

Josh Landers: Can’t I least have a cup of tea, I’ve had a long trip over here.

Sabre: Not a chance man, go on get out.

Josh realises that he has no course of action but to leave, so he does that and the scene fades to black.