The scene opens with Sabre and Magenta leaving Atlanta Airport,
behind them are a number of assistants carrying several heavy suitcases, all
of which carry the S & M monogram. In front of Sabre and Magenta is
another of Sabre’s many cars which he has had shipped to the USA so that it
can be waiting for him as he arrives in the country. This particular car is a
Bentley Arnage RL and looks like it’s worth every penny that Sabre spent on
it. The number plate on the car is SABRE 6 so there is no doubt just who this
car belongs too. As Sabre and Magenta move towards the car Sabre begins to
speak.
Sabre:
Magenta it’s been so long since we were last in this country, that I’d almost
forgotten how much I hate this place. Oh well at least one or two good things
have come out of this trip, firstly on the flight over we got to watch
England beat France and Wales lose to Italy in the Six Nations Rugby
Championship, and at least I’ll be able to give J Boy a good kicking before
we go back home.
Magenta:
That would make this trip over here just about bearable, and I’m sure you’ll
have no trouble achieving that goal, because after all J Boy is all mouth and
no action. He talks big but when it comes down it he’s never amounted to
anything throughout his career and he never will because he just doesn’t have
the ability to make it to the top, and because of that a genuine world class
competitor like you should beat him without any difficulty.
Sabre
and Magenta now get to the car, a chauffer quickly gets out of the driver’s seat,
and opens up the passenger door for Sabre and Magenta to get into, the
assistants then open the car boot and put the suitcases inside of it. As
Sabre and Magenta get into the car the camera magically changes to one inside
the car. With Sabre and Magenta sitting comfortably on the luxurious leather
seats the car drives off.
Sabre:
To the hotel please driver, naturally there isn’t a hotel in this city that
is good enough for me, but I’ve been booked into the best hotel in this town
so take me there please.
Chauffer (In a very
clipped British accent) Immediately Sir.
Sabre:
I had heard that several of the OCW wrestlers like Chris Shea had thanks to
Middle being as tight as usual been booked into some sleazy, dirty, flea
infested motel, but not me, thanks to my talent, my bargaining power and my
huge contract I only get the best hotels. I would imagine that a no talent
idiot like J Boy has to stay has to stay in one of those dirty motels rather
than a five star hotel like me, but when you have zero talent like him what
more can you expect.
The
camera now moves out of the car as it does this the car speeds off into the
distance and the scene temporarily fades out.
When the scene fades back in we are in an almost palatial hotel room, Sabre
and Magenta have settled in to the room Sabre is currently lying on the king
sized bed, while Magenta is sitting on a couch watching the plasma screen TV.
Sabre: I
suppose this room will do Magenta, it’s large enough, the decorations look
expensive enough, and the staff seem to be well trained and groomed.
Magenta:
It seems just about good enough, it seems that Middle has finally pulled his
finger out of his ass and given us a hotel room worthy of our status.
Sabre:
But I’ve got to wonder why he’s finally given us a respectable room.
Especially after all the crap he’s done to me of late, not giving me a
rematch against Painkiller, making me face J Boy this week in a street fight
when I could have done with a holiday and making me wrestle in America when
he’s knows I’d much rather wrestle in Europe. Perhaps he’s thinks I might
quit like Shea so he’s starting to suck up to me, because he knows without me
this fed is nothing.
Magenta:
That’s probably the case, after all Middle knows he needs you more than you
need him, because with the amount of money you have in the bank you could
never work again and you’d have more than enough money to keep you in
Ferraris and helicopters for the rest of your life, but without you the OCW
ratings would go down faster than one of the cheap whore’s who were at J
Boy’s party. So you can bet that he’s going to start being good to you
because he knows he can’t lose you.
Sabre:
Well he has no need to worry about that for the time being, I’m not a quitter
like Shea. I’m not going to leave this fed just because I lose one match. My
goal here is to win the Ultimate Title, and I don’t plan on leaving until I
win that belt, of course as soon as I get a fair shot at the belt, it’s as
good as mine, but until I get that shot I’ll stay here and let the viewing
figures and merchandise sales increase each and every week. Mind you though
if Middle keeps on letting me down and not giving me the matches I deserve
then even if provides me with the best hotel rooms in the world he can stick
his job up his arse because other feds like the WWE or NWA-TNA would kill to
get me on their roster and would undoubtedly offer me huge sums of money and
title shots to sign a contract with them. So Paul better get his act together
and he better do it quickly. Anyway enough chat on Middle’s short comings
what’s on TV right now, there must be something good on.
Magenta:
Of course there’s nothing good on, it’s America TV we’re talking about here
there’s never anything good on.
Sabre:
That’s true enough. We’ll just have to do something else, are there any
interesting cultural events going on in Atlanta at the moment.
Magenta:
Once again Sabre, it’s America we’re talking about here, there has never been
an interesting cultural event here in the entire history of the country.
Sabre:
Well what about interesting sites for us to see.
Magenta:
No of course not Sabre, face it there is nothing to do here.
Sabre:
There must be something.
Just
then something does happen, there is a knock on the door, Magenta gets up and
opens it to see that Brian Wilson is on the other side of the door.
Sabre:
Don’t let him Magenta, I have no wish to see that slob.
But
before Magenta can react Brian bursts into the room and stick a microphone
underneath Sabre’s nose.
Brian
Wilson: Hey Sabre you haven’t done an interview yet this week perhaps it’s
time you did so all the fans can find out what’s going on in your head at the
moment.
Sabre:
Firstly Brian get that damn microphone out of my face, and secondly get out
of this hotel room, as I told Josh Landers earlier this week I have no
intention of being interviewed by an OCW employee until Paul Middle starts
treating me correctly.
Brian
Wilson: But he booked you this marvellous hotel room, surely that enough to
convince you that he’s treating you properly.
Sabre:
Well it’s a start, but it’s not enough. I need more than this to be convinced
that Middle has my best interests at heart, and until I’m convinced there are
still going to be no more interviews.
Brian
Wilson: But what about the fans, they really want to hear what you want to
say.
Sabre:
As if I care about the fans, I’ve got more than enough money in the bank
already to not give a damn what any of them think. There is absolutely no
reason you could give me that could convince me to let you interview me
whilst I’m this mad with Middle. Even if I wanted to tell you how much I’m
going to pulverise J Boy this Monday or how I’m going to use my inevitable
win to springboard me back to the top of this fed or perhaps to tell you that
Magenta and I will be accepting John Dulong invite to go to his marriage
ceremony because we both love a good wedding especially when they have a free
bar at the reception. But since I’m not doing interviews I’m not going to
tell you any of those things.
Brian
Wilson: Are you sure I can’t convince you.
Sabre:
Absolutely not, and since I’ve got nothing to say to you get out of my room.
Brian
resigns himself to not getting his interview so he leaves the room with a
look of resignation on his face.
Sabre:
Phew it’s lucky I got rid of him so quickly Magenta I can breathe through my
nose again now.
Magenta:
But as quick as you got rid of him, I’m sure when you get in the ring with J
Boy you’ll get rid of him even more quickly.
Sabre:
Naturally, with all this pent up anger J Boy is definitely going down in a
record amount of time. In short he’s going to be Sabreized.
Sabre
now starts to lie on his bed once again whilst Magenta returns to watching
some trashy American TV, the scene then fades to black.
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