The scene opens in one of the corridors of Omega Tower, in the middle of this corridor is a door, the door has a sign on it which says OCW File Room, below this sign is another sign, this one says, AUTHORISED PERSONNEL ONLY, finally to complete the scene there are two people standing outside this door, they are none other than Sabre and Magenta. After a few moments Sabre opens the door to the file room and he and Magenta walk into it. On entering the file room we can see that it is very big and unsurprisingly contains numerous filing cabinets. Immediately Sabre opens the first filing cabinet he comes to and starts looking through the files contained within it. A minute later a disgruntled look appears on Sabre’s face, he then slams the filing cabinet shut and starts rifling through the files in the next cabinet. All this noise gains the attention of one of the OCW workers who is currently in the file room. This man is about 5 feet tall and looks like one of the stereotypical geeks from Saved by the Bell. This man walks up to Sabre and confidently starts to talk to him.

Worker: Hey this room is for authorised personnel only, unless you’ve got permission to be here you’ll have to leave.

Sabre: Don’t worry little man, here’s my permission right here.

Sabre holds up his big fist towards the worker in a most threatening manner

Worker: (Looking a bit nervous now) Yes that will do nicely Mr Sabre, I hope you find what you’re looking for.

The geeky looking worker then quickly hurries away, thankful that Sabre isn’t going to hit him. Sabre then proceeds to keep rifling through the files, after looking through another three filing cabinet seemingly without success he turns around to Magenta.

Sabre: Magenta we’ll never find what we want in here, none of these filing cabinets have any labels on them telling us where to look and there isn’t a single sign in here to give us a helping hand, and there is no way I’m going through every file in this room to find what we came here for.

Magenta: You’ll just have to keep trying, it’s going to be somewhere, and you really do have to find it.

Sabre: Okay I’ll keep looking, if only Middle kept things in order this would be so much easier, but then again back in the days when he was just a wrestler he was well known for having the least tidy locker room by far, so it doesn’t surprise me that this room is total shambles.

Sabre looks through a few more filing cabinets as does Magenta, but neither of them is able to find what they’re looking for. They then turn around a corner in the room, around this corner are yet more filing cabinets.

Sabre: My god we’ll never get through all of these, there must be thousands of files in there.

Luckily for Sabre though when he and Magenta turn around the corner, there is a familiar face here who might just be able to help them out, this person is none other than Lisa Blunt, who is currently looking through a file marked the career history of Bizerk. On seeing Sabre and Magenta she puts this file down and goes over to them.

Lisa Blunt: Hey what are you two doing in here it’s authorised personnel only.

Sabre: Since when did I need permission to do anything Lisa. I’m in here because I want to be here and there isn’t a damn thing you or any pencil pushing geeks can do about it.

Lisa Blunt: That seems true enough, anyway what are you in here for.

Sabre: We’re trying to find something.

Lisa Blunt: Well you don’t seem to be having much luck do you.

Magenta: If you look at the state of this room that doesn’t come as much of a surprise does it, this place has absolutely no order to it.

Lisa Blunt: Well if you tell me what it is you’re looking for then I’ll see if I can help you, after all I know this place like the back of my hand.

Sabre: Okay I’m looking for my official OCW contract.

Lisa Blunt: But surely you’ve read over that many times before, so there’s no need to look at it again.

Sabre: I just want one more look at it, just to make sure I’ve read all the small print properly. You see Lisa I want to know whether or not there’s a clause in there which says that Sabre must be screwed each and ever week.

Lisa Blunt: Don’t be daft Sabre, of course there isn’t a clause like that in your contract.

Sabre: There must be Lisa, because it’s the only reason I can think of to explain what seemingly happens to me on a weekly basis.

Lisa Blunt: It’s just bad luck and coincidence if you ask me.

Sabre: Bad luck my ass, what’s been happening to me is obviously some big conspiracy to keep me down, because Middle is jealous of me, and wants some revenge for all the beatings I’ve handed out to him throughout his career in the squared circle. It’s obvious to me that he’s inserted some clause into my contract when I wasn’t looking allowing him to screw me over when ever he wants to.

Lisa Blunt: That sounds a bit far fetched if you ask me.

Sabre: No it’s totally plausible, just look at the matches I’ve lost in OCW version 2, all of them were against opponents who don’t even come close to me in terms of ability, but thanks to Middle and his dodgy band of officials I’ve lost four times to men who I could beat no problem at all if the matches went down fairly. Firstly there was the first ever edition of Blast, during my match Painkiller was constantly biting me and giving me low blows right in front of the referee, but was he disqualified. No of course he wasn’t, because Middle told his official to let Painkiller win. Then against Chris Shea, Middle was constantly changing the match stipulations which totally threw me off my game plan and prevented me from picking up what should have been a very straight forward win. Then we had my Ultimate Title Shot against Painkiller, Middle screwed me out of this match before it had even begun, because he allowed Painkiller to turn up 5 minutes after the match had already started, and then he chooses to ignore the fact that Painkiller spent the first half of the match buried alive, if I turned up late for the match you can guarantee that I’d lose the match by forfeit, but since Middle doesn’t want me to hold the Ultimate Title or even seemingly win a match these days Painkiller was allowed to get away with it, and that just sucks. And then finally last week we have the most blatant example of me getting screwed. When J Boy pinned me I quite clearly had my foot on the ropes, everyone in the entire arena could see it, hell even the ref could see it, but he still kept on counting because he was obviously under orders from Middle to screw me over yet again. Everyone with even half a brain knows that J Boy’s little move was no where near enough to put me away, and that I could have kicked out if I wanted to, but since I clearly had my foot on the rope why should I have to do that, but I hadn’t counted on the ref been one of Middle’s stooges. I’ll know better next time and kick out rather than expect fairness from the ref.

Lisa Blunt: Oh come on Sabre it was a honest mistake.

Sabre: It was clearly no mistake Lisa, he saw my foot on the ropes but he did nothing about it, because he was told by Middle to make sure I lost the match, there is no other explanation. So therefore I have to check my contract to see if Middle has indeed inserted a clause behind my back which allows me to be screwed each and every week.

Lisa Blunt: Instead of spending your time looking for some file don’t you think you should be getting ready for Bobby D instead, after all your match is for the Blast Title.

Sabre: Yes I probably should be doing that, after all Bobby is a great wrestler who will really push he to my limits, but this is important so I’ll have to put my preparation on hold for the time being.

Lisa Blunt: Do you think you can beat Bobby though without the preparation, after all he has won his last eight matches.

Sabre: As good as Bobby is, if this match came down to pure ability, I would pick up the win, but on Monday I just can’t see myself beating this guy, because I know Middle will pull another one of his little tricks and cost me the match. Perhaps he’ll tell the ref to dq me if I even throw one punch because that’s technically against the rules, perhaps the ref will fast count me or something else corrupt. Just face it Lisa there are many ways Middle can screw me over on Monday, and I’m sure when I face Bobby we’ll see one of them.

Lisa Blunt: But surely after Bobby’s recent comments and the revelation that he’s been watching a video of Magenta getting changed for a match you’ll really want to make sure you kick his ass.

Sabre: No it doesn’t motivate me any more than I already am. I love winning Lisa, and I love it so much that the prospect of getting another victory is all the motivation I need to beat Bobby. Perhaps if there was any truth to any of Bobby’s words I might get slightly riled, but since everything he said is a pack of lies I couldn’t really give a shit what he said. For starters no such tape exists of Magenta getting changed a match, because Bernie Tassart is just too stupid to make such a tape, that man can barely tell the difference between his arse and his elbow, so operating a secret video camera is surely way out of his league. Then Bobby says that I’ve accomplished nothing in OCW, well you just have to look in the history books to see that’s simply not true. Unless I’m very much mistaken I held the Version One world title twice and the tag belts too, I do believe that I’d also be right to say that my first world title reign was the longest OCW world title reign by quite some considerable distance. So I have accomplished a lot in this fed, but then again perhaps Bobby thinks winning the world title isn’t an accomplishment, because he doesn’t really know much about world titles as he’s never held one, not here, not in the WWWP, not even in ZCW. It seems to me that Bobby and world titles seemingly go together like oil and water they just don’t mix. And finally he said that I wasn’t a very good wrestler, we all know that’s not true don’t we. I have skills that most men including Bobby D can only dream of and on Monday we’ll all see how good I am, when I dominate Bobby in our match until the ref costs me yet another match.
One thing that does seem to surprise me with Bobby’s words though is why he chose to lie so much. I always thought he was such an upstanding member of the wrestling community and respected the people who deserved to be respected. I always thought he had integrity, perhaps I was mistaken to believe that. Oh well never mind, I’ll take this match like it was any other and give my opponent a hell of a beating, no ref can stop me from handing out one hell of a beat down so that’s what I’ll do to Bobby on Monday.

Lisa Blunt: What about Bobby saying that he had a thing for Magenta.

Sabre: Hell I’ve always known that, in the WWWP he was always lusting after her, but it doesn’t bother me, after all Magenta wouldn’t leave a real man like me for Bobby D. Isn’t that right Magenta.

Magenta: Absolutely, Bobby is nothing compared to Sabre and when we were in the WWWP I heard from a women who once had a one night stand with Bobby and she told me that he a big let down in bed and probably suffered from the condition micro penis, because he just didn’t measure up. As if I’d leave Sabre for a man like him, he’s almost like a little boy while Sabre is all man.

Sabre: See I have nothing to worry about from Bobby, either in the ring or out of the ring, the only thing I have to worry about is the ref, because only through a blatant act of corruption can I be prevented from winning the Blast Title and once again showing everyone why I am the greatest wrestler that the world has ever seen. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to find that contract.

Lisa Blunt: Well let me take you where the contracts are kept, I know just where they are.

Sabre: Lead on then.

Sabre, Lisa and Magenta go off to where the contracts are kept as they head off the scene fades to black.