The scene opens near the entrance to the Philips Arena, at the moment the camera is focused on the car parking spaces nearest to the arena entrance, these spaces are so close to the entrance that they are almost within touching distance of it, they are also all empty. A few seconds later a car pulls up towards the car parking spaces, the numberplate on the car is Sabre 2, so it is pretty obvious who the car belongs to. This car however isn’t the usual Rolls Royce that Sabre is seen in, instead it is a brand new Ferrari F50 and it looks absolutely magnificent. The camera now moves around to the side of the car here we can see through the winded down window that both Magenta and Sabre are in the car with Sabre driving. At the moment the microphone on the camera must very powerful because we can hear Sabre talking to Magenta inside the car.


Sabre: It looks like we’re first here Magenta, that can only be good because we can have our pick of the car parking spaces, and I think I’ll choose the one nearest the entrance.


The car pulls up to the first parking space but as soon as it gets there we can see a sign saying reserved for OCW President Paul Middle. Predictably on seeing this Sabre blows his top.


Sabre: What the hell, I’m OCW’s Premier star so I should get the premier parking spot. Once again I’m not getting the respect I deserve.


Sabre drives the car onto the next parking space, this one also has a sign on it. It says reserved for OCW head of Finance Shadow.


Sabre: Oh come on he doesn’t deserve a spot over me, all he does is a bit of glorified accountancy. He doesn’t attract a single person into watching OCW programming, whilst I attract millions. Once again Paul Middle fails to appreciate all I’ve done for this company and I don’t see why I should take that.


Sabre drives the car to the next few spaces, the next one is reserved for head of talent relations Ross Thurwatch, this is followed by spots for Bill Grapes and Shirley Callway. Sabre moves onto the next spot, this one is reserved for Brian Wilson.


Sabre: Oh that’s just taking the piss, I’m so much more important that that jackass. Well I’m not going to take this anymore so I’ll just take Brian’s space. It’s not like he’ll be able to do anything about it.


Sabre parks his car in Brian Wilson’s space and a few moments later he and Magenta get out of the car. Sabre then goes up to the sign that says reserved for Brian Wilson and he breaks it in half. He then throws the pieces in the bin.


Sabre: Well that’s what I think of Brian Wilson getting preferential treatment over me. It’s total and utter garbage.


Magenta: Just like the man himself.


Sabre: You got that right, Brian Wilson is definitely one big sack of steaming shit, and so is the person who give him priority over me. Right let’s go inside before anyone else can disrespect me out here.


Sabre and Magenta now walk into the arena, as they do so the scene temporarily fades to black. When it fades back in we are in the OCW canteen inside the arena, Sabre and Magenta are both drinking cups of tea, naturally both of them have their little fingers sticking out whilst they are doing this. It has to be said though that neither of them seems to be enjoying the tea.


Sabre: Magenta there isn’t a single member of the OCW staff who knows how to make a good cup of tea. You’d think by now that Middle would know that both you and I are partial to tea, so he’d therefore hire someone who can actually make it properly.


Magenta: Well he would do if we appreciated you.


Sabre: And as we all know he doesn’t does he, so we’re probably stuck with drinking this shite for the rest of our OCW careers.


Magenta: (Shudders) What a depressing thought that is.


Sabre: (Also shudders) A total nightmare.


Sabre and Magenta take another sip of tea, as they do so Brian Wilson makes his long anticipated return to OCW television by appearing on the camera and sitting down next to Magenta. Immediately Sabre turns towards him with a nasty looking glare on his face.


Sabre: Who the hell said you could sit down there Wilson. Magenta and I were having a rather unpalatable cup of tea and we don’t want it made even worse by your unwanted presence.


Brian Wilson: Nice to see you too Sabre.


Sabre: Well it’s not nice to see you Wilson, I don’t like you and I never have liked you. In fact I think you are the second biggest jackass in this company after Joey ‘The Devastator’ Jackson. So kindly go away will you.


Brian Wilson: Believe me Sabre, I’m about as happy to be here as you are having me here, but unfortunately I’ve got business with you and that is to find out why you took my parking space.


Sabre: Simple Wilson, firstly because I wanted too, secondly because you don’t deserve a reserved car parking spot, and thirdly because I know you won’t be able to do anything about it.


Brian Wilson: Well I could go and see the Prez about it, he’s already fined you once and he could do so again unless you give me my space back.


Sabre: Brian, I think that Paul’s got better things to do that sort out parking spaces, plus I’ve read the OCW rulebook and he can’t fine me for that anyway. So you can’t do shit Brian, so kindly bugger off will you.


Brian Wilson: Well maybe not, but I can always laugh at you because you’ve got fined on your first day back in OCW.


Sabre: Brian, that fines means nothing to me, soon I’ll be winning match after match and I’ll win numerous titles, so I’ll get that money back and more, and pretty soon I’ll have more than you’ll ever earn, and then I’ll be laughing at you. So once again I repeat go away the hell away.


Brian Wilson: You can’t make me, because if you go and sabrecrusher me, you’ll be fined again.


Sabre: You think you’re so smart Brian don’t you, you think you’ve got all your bases covered don’t you.


Brian Wilson: Yes I do actually.


Sabre: Well Brian I’ve been looking over the OCW rulebook, and I can only be fined if I attack an OCW employee and that OCW employee can’t continue with their job. So if I attack them in such a way that they can carry on with what they’re doing then I get no fine. So Magenta do the honours will you.


Magenta turns around towards Brian and slaps him firmly across the chops. Brian looks shocked but he is definitely able to continue with his job. Magenta and Sabre then finish off their cups of tea as quickly as possible and leave the table and the canteen they are not followed by Brian who is still in shock. When they leave the room Sabre turns to talk to Magenta.


Sabre: Jesus what an asshole.


Magenta: And I think he showed you the least respect yet.


Sabre: You’re probably right there Magenta, there is a lot of competition at the moment for the person who has showed me least respect but I’d say Wilson comes out on top. And for that he will pay at some point down the line.


Magenta: Will he pay more than Pain Killer is going to pay next Monday when you get him in the ring.


Sabre: I’d say probably about the same, because it would be difficult to top the amount of pain I’m going to put Pain Killer though on Monday. Beaten from pillar to post is a useful expression for what I’m going to do to him. Torture will be a phrase that the commentators may want to use during the match, and annihilation will be a word the press will want to use to sum up the match, because when I get in the ring with Painkiller, I will beat the living shit out of him. Now Painkiller maybe after myself one of the top stars here and he maybe one of the better wrestlers here, but because of the outrages I’ve suffered over the last few days, when we get in the ring I am going to make him look worse than the lowest quality curtain jerker. Even someone as week as Barret will look like a million dollars compared with Painkiller this week. In short he is going to be sabreized.


Magenta: And when you beat one of the supposed top stars without even breaking a sweat, then surely you’ll get the respect you deserve and you’ll also start getting the title shots you deserve.


Sabre: That’s the plan Magenta, and I’m sure it will be a plan that will come good for me, because once I’ve dealt with Painkiller, who else can stand in my way of becoming once again the most dominant force in OCW.


A subtle smile now appears on Sabre’s face, he and Magenta then walk further down the corridor. When they do the scene turns to black.