The scene opens near the
entrance to the Philips Arena, at the moment the camera
is focused on the car parking spaces nearest to the arena
entrance, these spaces are so close to the entrance that
they are almost within touching distance of it, they are
also all empty. A few seconds later a car pulls up
towards the car parking spaces, the numberplate on the
car is Sabre 2, so it is pretty obvious who the car
belongs to. This car however isnt the usual Rolls
Royce that Sabre is seen in, instead it is a brand new
Ferrari F50 and it looks absolutely magnificent. The
camera now moves around to the side of the car here we
can see through the winded down window that both Magenta
and Sabre are in the car with Sabre driving. At the
moment the microphone on the camera must very powerful
because we can hear Sabre talking to Magenta inside the
car.
Sabre: It looks like were
first here Magenta, that can only be good because we can
have our pick of the car parking spaces, and I think Ill
choose the one nearest the entrance.
The car pulls up to the
first parking space but as soon as it gets there we can
see a sign saying reserved for OCW President Paul Middle.
Predictably on seeing this Sabre blows his top.
Sabre: What the hell, Im
OCWs Premier star so I should get the premier
parking spot. Once again Im not getting the respect
I deserve.
Sabre drives the car onto
the next parking space, this one also has a sign on it.
It says reserved for OCW head of Finance Shadow.
Sabre: Oh come on he doesnt
deserve a spot over me, all he does is a bit of glorified
accountancy. He doesnt attract a single person into
watching OCW programming, whilst I attract millions. Once
again Paul Middle fails to appreciate all Ive done
for this company and I dont see why I should take
that.
Sabre drives the car to the
next few spaces, the next one is reserved for head of
talent relations Ross Thurwatch, this is followed by
spots for Bill Grapes and Shirley Callway. Sabre moves
onto the next spot, this one is reserved for Brian Wilson.
Sabre: Oh thats just
taking the piss, Im so much more important that
that jackass. Well Im not going to take this
anymore so Ill just take Brians space. Its
not like hell be able to do anything about it.
Sabre parks his car in Brian
Wilsons space and a few moments later he and
Magenta get out of the car. Sabre then goes up to the
sign that says reserved for Brian Wilson and he breaks it
in half. He then throws the pieces in the bin.
Sabre: Well thats what
I think of Brian Wilson getting preferential treatment
over me. Its total and utter garbage.
Magenta: Just like the man
himself.
Sabre: You got that right,
Brian Wilson is definitely one big sack of steaming shit,
and so is the person who give him priority over me. Right
lets go inside before anyone else can disrespect me
out here.
Sabre and Magenta now walk
into the arena, as they do so the scene temporarily fades
to black. When it fades back in we are in the OCW canteen
inside the arena, Sabre and Magenta are both drinking
cups of tea, naturally both of them have their little
fingers sticking out whilst they are doing this. It has
to be said though that neither of them seems to be
enjoying the tea.
Sabre: Magenta there isnt
a single member of the OCW staff who knows how to make a
good cup of tea. Youd think by now that Middle
would know that both you and I are partial to tea, so hed
therefore hire someone who can actually make it properly.
Magenta: Well he would do if
we appreciated you.
Sabre: And as we all know he
doesnt does he, so were probably stuck with
drinking this shite for the rest of our OCW careers.
Magenta: (Shudders) What a
depressing thought that is.
Sabre: (Also shudders) A
total nightmare.
Sabre and Magenta take
another sip of tea, as they do so Brian Wilson makes his
long anticipated return to OCW television by appearing on
the camera and sitting down next to Magenta. Immediately
Sabre turns towards him with a nasty looking glare on his
face.
Sabre: Who the hell said you
could sit down there Wilson. Magenta and I were having a
rather unpalatable cup of tea and we dont want it
made even worse by your unwanted presence.
Brian Wilson: Nice to see
you too Sabre.
Sabre: Well its not
nice to see you Wilson, I dont like you and I never
have liked you. In fact I think you are the second
biggest jackass in this company after Joey The
Devastator Jackson. So kindly go away will you.
Brian Wilson: Believe me
Sabre, Im about as happy to be here as you are
having me here, but unfortunately Ive got business
with you and that is to find out why you took my parking
space.
Sabre: Simple Wilson,
firstly because I wanted too, secondly because you dont
deserve a reserved car parking spot, and thirdly because
I know you wont be able to do anything about it.
Brian Wilson: Well I could
go and see the Prez about it, hes already fined you
once and he could do so again unless you give me my space
back.
Sabre: Brian, I think that
Pauls got better things to do that sort out parking
spaces, plus Ive read the OCW rulebook and he cant
fine me for that anyway. So you cant do shit Brian,
so kindly bugger off will you.
Brian Wilson: Well maybe
not, but I can always laugh at you because youve
got fined on your first day back in OCW.
Sabre: Brian, that fines
means nothing to me, soon Ill be winning match
after match and Ill win numerous titles, so Ill
get that money back and more, and pretty soon Ill
have more than youll ever earn, and then Ill
be laughing at you. So once again I repeat go away the
hell away.
Brian Wilson: You cant
make me, because if you go and sabrecrusher me, youll
be fined again.
Sabre: You think youre
so smart Brian dont you, you think youve got
all your bases covered dont you.
Brian Wilson: Yes I do
actually.
Sabre: Well Brian Ive
been looking over the OCW rulebook, and I can only be
fined if I attack an OCW employee and that OCW employee
cant continue with their job. So if I attack them
in such a way that they can carry on with what theyre
doing then I get no fine. So Magenta do the honours will
you.
Magenta turns around towards
Brian and slaps him firmly across the chops. Brian looks
shocked but he is definitely able to continue with his
job. Magenta and Sabre then finish off their cups of tea
as quickly as possible and leave the table and the
canteen they are not followed by Brian who is still in
shock. When they leave the room Sabre turns to talk to
Magenta.
Sabre: Jesus what an asshole.
Magenta: And I think he
showed you the least respect yet.
Sabre: Youre probably
right there Magenta, there is a lot of competition at the
moment for the person who has showed me least respect but
Id say Wilson comes out on top. And for that he
will pay at some point down the line.
Magenta: Will he pay more
than Pain Killer is going to pay next Monday when you get
him in the ring.
Sabre: Id say probably
about the same, because it would be difficult to top the
amount of pain Im going to put Pain Killer though
on Monday. Beaten from pillar to post is a useful
expression for what Im going to do to him. Torture
will be a phrase that the commentators may want to use
during the match, and annihilation will be a word the
press will want to use to sum up the match, because when
I get in the ring with Painkiller, I will beat the living
shit out of him. Now Painkiller maybe after myself one of
the top stars here and he maybe one of the better
wrestlers here, but because of the outrages Ive
suffered over the last few days, when we get in the ring
I am going to make him look worse than the lowest quality
curtain jerker. Even someone as week as Barret will look
like a million dollars compared with Painkiller this week.
In short he is going to be sabreized.
Magenta: And when you beat
one of the supposed top stars without even breaking a
sweat, then surely youll get the respect you
deserve and youll also start getting the title
shots you deserve.
Sabre: Thats the plan
Magenta, and Im sure it will be a plan that will
come good for me, because once Ive dealt with
Painkiller, who else can stand in my way of becoming once
again the most dominant force in OCW.
A subtle smile now appears
on Sabres face, he and Magenta then walk further
down the corridor. When they do the scene turns to black.
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