The scene opens inside a very plush and large office, as we look around the office we can see a large mahogany desk, on this desk is a sign which tells us that this desk and therefore this office belongs to Bobby Harding agent to the stars. Around the room we can also see a lot of pictures of big name A list celebrities who are all apparently clients of Bobby’s, but pride of place amongst these pictures of some of Hollywood’s biggest names is none other than Sabre, as his picture is noticeably bigger than all the other celebrity pictures. The office door then opens and two men walk into the office, one is an average sized man who has a neat ponytail and is wearing a very slick suit, the other man is Sabre. Sabre takes a seat in front of the desk while the suited man who is presumably Bobby Harding agent to the stars goes over to a drinking cabinet, picks up a bottle of brandy and pours out two drinks one for himself, and one for Sabre. He then takes the drinks over to the desk and sits down.

Bobby Harding: Sabre we might as well dispense with all the small talk and get straight down to business, so what can I do for you?

Sabre: Well I just came down to see what offers there are on the table for me, because at the moment I’m getting totally fed up with what’s happening in OCW, every week I’m getting screwed over by Paul Middle’s band of rogue officials and on Monday I got screwed yet again. I had Bobby D screaming out in pain, crying his eyes out, and submitting to the sabremission. Bobby was in the ring when I had that move applied and he didn’t have any part of his anatomy on the ropes so when he submitted the match should have been mine and I should have been the Blast Champion, but once again the ref under the guidance of Middle screwed me by saying that the move was illegal when it clearly isn’t and thus the title which I so richly deserved was taken away from me.

Bobby Harding: Yes that did seem a little harsh if you ask me, Bobby D was clearly a beaten man and should have lost the match.

Sabre: And it’s not just the constant screw jobs that are getting me down. Backstage events are also getting me down as well, just this week Paul Middle goes and hires a new general manager for Blast, but to me it’s pretty obvious that this guy hasn’t got a clue how to do the job. Just look at one of his first decisions as GM, he books a card for next week’s Blast and he doesn’t put me on it. That act kind of makes me think that he hasn’t got a clue how to generate ratings. The public only tune into OCW to watch Magenta and I, so without us on the show ratings will plummet, and that leads believe that Mr Martin needs some wrestling education. And I also pretty pissed off that Mr Martin hasn’t punished Bobby D for sexually harassing Magenta. Magenta is still very upset about the way Bobby forced himself on her, but so far he hasn’t been punished for his actions, he hasn’t even been made to apologise, and that’s just not right. And there’s also the fact that Mr Martin just doesn’t seem qualified for the job. I know pretty much everyone who’s important in the wrestling business but up until Monday I’d never heard of David Martin. Surely there are way more qualified people out there for this job, such as Kyle Thunder who did a great job as WWWP commissioner, or perhaps someone like Blade Helms who held the version one world title and who knows the wrestling business inside out. The only qualification I can think of that Mr Martin might have for this job is that he might be related to Chrissy Martin, but surely that would count against him, not for him. Anyway I just don’t understand why he got the job and unless he starts bucking up his ideas soon I might really start to get pissed off with him. Anyway enough of my problems with the wrestling world, what other things have you got on the table for me.

Bobby Harding: Well I’ve got plenty of offers for you at the moment, I’ve got enough commercial work here to keep you in employment for the next year, and there are a number of film scripts here too, and since the last film you made, pulled in over 100 million big ones at the box office, and I’m talking dollars there, not the 100 million Turkish Lira that Amos Stamos’ films made. So most of these films are for major studios and you’d receive big fees if you appeared in them so they would be a wise career move if you decided to go in that direction.

Sabre: Perhaps, but while I’m still young I’d like to stay in sports, I’d prefer to go into an acting career a bit later on in life.

Bobby Harding: Well I’ve got a few offers for you in sports as well. For starters since you’re only banned from playing rugby union you can still play rugby league, so I’ve got a few offers from the big English rugby teams like St Helens and Wigan Warriors to see if you want to play for them, and since you were such a promising rugby union players these offers are quite substantial, and there are a few tentative offers from American Football teams as well, because let’s face it with rugby background and your size you’d make one hell of a running back.

Sabre: Yes I probably would, but American football with all that padding and breaks in action every five seconds is a bit of a sport for wimps so I don’t really want any part of it. As for Rugby League that’s a possibility, because it’s undoubtedly a tough sport where only highly skilled tough men such as myself can succeed, and I also have no doubt that any team I joined would win the super league title every season I played for them, and I could also guarantee that I’d be in the England team as well which would be nice.

Bobby Harding: Should I get in contact with those teams then and see what I can get out of them contract wise.

Sabre: No not quite yet, I think I’ll stick to wrestling for the time being and see if Middle stops acting like a dick and stops screwing me each and every week.

Bobby Harding: If you’re sticking to the wrestling what about J-Man’s challenge to you for at Night of Redemption.

Sabre: I was thinking of turning it down.

Bobby Harding: If you do that though won’t people just say you’re scared of him or that you’re a coward.

Sabre: The people can think what they want. I’m not bothered one iota what they, other wrestlers or J Boy thinks about me. Anyway I’m thinking of turning down the challenge not because I’m scared of him or anything like that, I’m going to turn it down just to piss him off. If I don’t face him then no matter what he can’t complete the goal he’s set himself and that is something that pleases me greatly and anyway there just isn’t a reason for me to face him, when I beat him I won’t win a title, I won’t be given a title shot and I won’t get a big financial reward so I just can’t see why I would want to face him, but to prevent him from having any change of completing his task in OCW is definitely enough of a reason to turn down his challenge.

Bobby Harding: Are you sure that there’s no way you could be convinced to face him after all there are a lot of people out there who’d like to see you face him at the pay per view.

Sabre thinks for a few moments.

Sabre: Perhaps there is one thing which might convince me to accept J Boy’s challenge, and to do that he has to show me that he really wants to face me at Night of Redemption.

Bobby Harding: And how’s he going to go about doing that?

Sabre: It’s quite simple really, on the next edition of Blast at some point during the card he has to go to the ring dressed up as a baby, he then has to get on his hands and knees and beg me to face him at the Pay Per View, and he has to do the begging in an honest and sincere way. Then and only then will I accept his challenge. If he doesn’t do what I’ve just said he’ll just have to find an alternative opponent, and if OCW management tries to force me to face him without him dressing up as a baby and begging to face me then I’ll simply not turn up at the pay per view and the match will have to be called off. This is the only way I’ll face J Boy at Night of Redemption and if he doesn’t do it, he’ll show he’s the one who’s the coward as he’s not prepared to back up his words with actions. And another thing if J Boy attacks me or Magenta at any point before the match at the Pay Per View then the bout is off, I’ll not be attacked from behind by a snot nosed punk like him and if he does attack me he’ll pay by not getting his match.

Bobby Harding: Sabre I like your style. I can’t wait to see J-Man wearing a baby suit and begging you to face him.

Sabre: And I can’t wait to see it as well, and if J Boy wants his match it’s going to happen. Anyway enough chat about J Boy, he’s not worthy of anymore of my time. Why don’t we talk about how great I am instead?

Sabre and Bobby start to discuss how great Sabre is but the public is spared this conversation as the scene fades to black.