When the scene opens we can see Josh Landers lying fast asleep in a comfortable looking double bed in a room that could only be described as luxurious. After about a minute of watching Josh snore his head off the door to the room opens and an immaculately dressed Sabre steps into the room. Sabre immediately starts shouting at Josh

Sabre: WAKE UP JOSH IT’S TIME TO GET UP.

Despite Sabre’s incredibly loud shouting, Josh does not stir and sleeps on regardless. Magenta now enters the room she is also immaculately dressed. As she enters the room Sabre turns around to face her.

Sabre: I never knew he was such a heavy sleeper we’ll have to resort to plan B to wake him up.

Magenta leaves the room, a minute later she returns carrying a portable stereo, she puts this on a small table next to Josh and turns the volume up to full. She then presses play on the stereo and ‘Blue (Da Ba Dee)’ by Eiffel 65 starts to play at a very high volume. Josh immediately springs out of his bed with a very startled look on his face. When he gets up we can see he is wearing some official OCW pyjamas, these particular pyjamas features various wrestler’s faces, such as Painkiller, Chris O’Hann, Bobby D, Rick White, El Nutso, Sabre and Magenta and would surely be a must for any self respecting OCW fan. After a few seconds of getting his mind tuned to the fact that he’s now awake he begins to speak.

Josh Landers: Did you have to wake me up now Sabre, I was having such a lovely dream.

Sabre: Yes I did have to actually Josh. Magenta and I have to be somewhere important in an hours time and you need to be there to report on it for OCW so you had better get ready quickly as we’re setting off in twenty five minutes time.

Josh Landers: Okay I’ll get ready quickly then, and by the way before I go and have a shower, it was awfully nice of you to let me stay in your mansion for the night, it so much nicer staying in someone’s house than it is staying in a hotel room.

Sabre: Don’t count yourself too fortunate Josh, these are only the servant quarters, because I would never let you stay in the main part of the house, and I only let you stay here because I had to make sure you got up early because our appointment is taking place very early in the morning. Anyway go and take your shower Josh, I don’t want your vile odour bothering me when I have such an important task to do today.

Josh goes off to the shower and he does this Sabre turns back to Magenta.

Sabre: We’ll have to remember to tell the cleaners to thoroughly fumigate this room as soon as possible. We don’t want Josh’s smell lingering about do we.

Magenta: Absolutely.

Magenta and Sabre now leave the room and the scene temporarily fades out. When the scene fades back in we can see Sabre and Magenta sitting inside a helicopter, which is on a helipad at the back on the Sabre mansion. Josh can then be seen running towards the helipad, he is now wearing a suit rather than the pyjamas he had on earlier. Josh then gets to the pad and climbs into the helicopter.

Sabre: You took your time didn’t you, I said we were setting off in twenty five minutes, and unless I’m very much mistaken 26 minutes have passed since then.

Josh Landers: I’m sorry but your house is so big that I got lost on the way here.

Sabre: Josh I’ll not have any feeble excuses from you, I have a good mind to tell Paul Middle about your behaviour and he can punish you accordingly. Okay enough of the chit chat, get your seat belt on because we’re setting off straight away.

Josh Landers: Where are we going by the way?

Sabre: It’s a secret Josh you’ll just have to wait and see.

The camera now changes to one inside the helicopter, Josh is seen putting his seat bet on, the helicopter then takes off and heads of towards parts unknown.

Josh Landers: While we’re travelling perhaps I could ask you a few OCW questions.

Sabre: Sure you might as well, Magenta and I have nothing better to do at the moment.

Josh Landers: Okay firstly I’d like to know what you were up to last week, you were originally supposed to have Monday off because you had to be at some movie premiere, so your match with Pain Killer was called off but then you showed up anyway, what was that all about.

Sabre: No comment Josh, I’m not facing Painkiller this week so any comments about him will have to wait until a later date, this week I’m facing J Boy and competing in the Aggression Title Gauntlet match so restrict your questions to those subjects or I might have to ask you to leave.

Josh Landers: But we’re in a helicopter

Sabre: I Know.

Josh Landers: Okay, I’ll stick to J-Man and the Gauntlet match then. Okay the first match you’ll be involved in at Night of Redemption will be the second match in J-Man’s real deal challenge and it will be a 2 out of three falls match. So what do you think your chances are.

Sabre: Quite simply Josh it’s going to be an easy win for me, so easy that I’ll win it in two straight falls. J Boy is nothing but a dirty little worm who going to get squashed right under my boot just as easily as he was squashed when I pinned him in version one to win the tag belts. You only need to look at the way the match is made up to see that I’m going to win it no problem at all. The first fall is going to fought under standard rules

Josh Landers: And under those rules J-Man has beat you twice before.

Sabre: Only because of cheating and dodgy referee decisions, and in our upcoming match J Boy claims that the match is going to totally legal and clean, and that means that J Boy has no chance in hell against me. All his moves even his most powerful ones can’t hurt me at all so if he isn’t going to cheat the match is going to be mine without a shadow of a doubt, and even if he was to cheat he’d almost certainly still go down in double quick time because there’s just no way I’m going to let some little pipsqueak cheat me out of victory for the third time.

Josh Landers: What about the second fall then.

Sabre: Once again it will be an easy win for me. You see Josh he second fall is a submission match and quite simply there is no way that J Boy can make me submit.

Josh Landers: And why’s that.

Sabre: Because no one has yet to invent a submission hold powerful enough to put me away and with J Boy’s total lack of strength even if such a move existed he’d never be able to apply it to me. But I have plenty of moves in my arsenal which will have J Boy tapping out in a matter of seconds. Whether it be the Sabre Death Lock or the One thousand years of pain, once my move is applied he’ll be giving up faster than you can say J-Man is a no talent loser. Just face facts Josh, that second fall is obviously going to be won by me, so obviously that Paul Middle might as well award it to me now to spare J Boy the immense amounts of pain that I’ll obviously put him through.

Okay what about the third fall then, which will be a table match.

Sabre: That fall is totally irrelevant because it just won’t happen, as it one hundred percent certain that I’ll beat J Boy in two straight falls, and I’m not about to waste my time discussing a match that’s not going to happen so move onto the next question Josh.

Josh Landers: So you’re absolutely certain that you’re going to beat J-Man

Sabre: Absolutely, after all I outclass him in all area, and he’s barely half the man I am. In fact I’m so sure of J Boy’s lack of ability that I’m going to predict that he will lose every match in his Real Deal challenge and show everyone why he’s the most overrated superstar in OCW history.

Josh Landers: But surely you have some respect for J-Man’s abilities, after all he seems to speak quite highly of yours.

Sabre: J Boy can take all that respect he was talking about and stick it straight up his ass as far as I’m concerned. I couldn’t give a rat’s ass what any of the other wrestlers think of me, least of all him. In my opinion his opinions count for absolutely nothing. And as for respecting him, let me tell you right now I have more respect for a dried up piece of dog crap than I have for him. The man has never accounted to anything in his career and after Chris O’Hann, El Nutso and Painkiller and I whip his ass on Monday he’ll never amount to anything in the future, because after the beatings all four of us hand out to him at Night of Redemption and after he’s been exposed as an untalented piece of excrement, there won’t be a promoter on this planet who’ll want to touch him with a twenty foot barge pole, so he’ll never again get the chance to showcase his mediocre talents.

Josh Landers: Well I guess you’ve made your opinions on J-Man pretty clear, so let’s move onto the Aggression title gauntlet match, what do you think you’re chances are in this particular match.

Sabre: Once again it should be another easy victory for me, because after all I only need to pin JMK to win the match and I that should be a fairly straight forward thing to do given my level of ability. All it will take is a couple of big sledgehammer shots and he’ll be history.

Josh Landers: Oh come on it’s never that easy against JMK he’s one of the best wrestlers in the world today.

Sabre: Yeah he’s one of the best, but not the best because as we all know the best wrestler in the world is yours truly, and it’s because I’m the best wrestler in the world which enables me to be sure of the fact that JMK will end up on the receiving end of the sabrecrusher and then he will be pinned by me for a one, two, three enabling me to reclaim the aggression title which was stolen from me about a month and a half ago.

Josh Landers: I’m pretty damn sure that you’re going to have a real fight on your hands from McKain.

Sabre: Perhaps, but it will nothing I can’t handle, because there is nothing that JMK can do to me that will stop me from winning back the belt. Okay Josh enough of the chit chat we’ve reached our destination, so lets disembark.

While the OCW viewers were distracted by Sabre and Josh talking the helicopter has reached it’s destination, which is the helipad on top of the twenty story Centre North East deep in the heart of Middlesbrough. Sabre, Magenta and Josh then get out of the helicopter and head to a nearby elevator

Josh Landers: You still haven’t told me where we’re going.

Sabre: Patience Josh you’ll find out soon enough.

The three of them get in the elevator and head down to the ground floor, they then leave the building and head off towards the nearby Exchange Square. When we get to the square we see that they’re about five thousand people standing around the square all circled around a large object that currently has a large sheet over it. Been from Middlesbrough all five thousand of these people are attractive and look very intelligent as well. As soon as the people see Sabre and Magenta they start to cheer loudly. Sabre, Magenta and Josh then reach the square and make their way through the crowd towards the object under the sheet shaking some hands along the way and signing a few autographs because after all Sabre always makes time for his home town fans, no one else though only people from his home town. He then steps on to a podium, which is next to the large object. Already on the podium is the Mayor of Middlesbrough (Ray Mallon if you’re curious about his name), the Mayor shakes Sabre’s hand and then goes over to a microphone, which has been set up on the podium and address the crowd.

Mayor: As you all know this great town has many famous sons, Captain James Cook the discoverer of Australia, England’s leading try scorer in Rugby Union Rory Underwood, Footballing Legend Wilf Mannion, former world speedway champion Gary Havelock, former world middleweight boxing champion Cornelius Carr and world famous magician Paul Daniels to name but a few, but as great as all those people are or were, there is one man who has really put this town on the world stage and has shown that the people of Middlesbrough are capable of truly great things. That man is of course standing to my left right now and is none other than the Ultimate Fighting Machine and former two-time OCW world champion Sabre. He has done great things for this town so it my honour and privilege to present this to him in honour of everything he’s done for us.

The mayor grabs a rope which is attached to the sheet covering the large object. He then pulls the rope, which moves the sheet off the object revealing a magnificent twenty feet high bronze statue of Sabre. As the statue is unveiled the crowd cheer and clap, even Josh seems overcome with emotion and he claps along with the rest of the crowd. After the cheers have died down Sabre takes the podium and begins to address the crowd.

Sabre: Wow that’s quite a statue isn’t it, and I feel totally honoured that you’ve all chosen to honour me like this, and I’ll tell you all now on Monday I intend to repay you for this honour by making sure on Monday that I regain my Aggression Title, and beat both J Boy and Jakkob McKain to once again show everyone why people from this town are not to be messed with under any circumstance.

The crowd cheers again. Sabre then give a twenty minute speech to the crowd telling them all how much he likes the statue and exactly what he’s going to do to J Man and JMK at Night of Redemption. After the speech has finished Sabre leaves the podium and signs a few more autographs for the fans. After about twenty minutes of doing this, Sabre, Magenta and Josh leave the crowd.

Sabre: See Josh I told you it was worth coming over wasn’t it, because after all it’s not every day an OCW wrestler gets honoured by his home town with a twenty feet tall bronze statue.

Josh Landers: Yes I’m pretty sure it’s the first time that’s happened.

Sabre: Well Josh, when I win my aggression title back on Monday, and I kick the hell out of J Boy and JMK and then in the not too distant future go on to claim the Ultimate Title, you can expect a load more honours for me, perhaps a statue in every major town in England.

Josh Landers: Well you’ve got a long way to go until all that happens.

Sabre: Perhaps, but it’s going to happen and when it does don’t say I didn’t tell you so. Now Josh it’s time to say goodbye, Magenta and I are off to a civic reception in the town hall held by the mayor in our honour and I don’t believe your invited.

Josh Landers: Oh surely I can come along I’m pretty famous after all.

Sabre: No you’re not invited so goodbye.

Sabre and Magenta walk away from Josh and the scene fades to black.