The scene opens inside some sort of entrance hall, around the
hall we can see about sixty men, at a glance it is quite clear to see that
all the men are wrestlers as they are all wearing wrestling attire and are
all bigger than average, however they’re doesn’t appear to be any household
names among the number although one of them could pass for the Bezerker if he
was a little bit taller. The sixty men are split into two distinct groups of
around thirty wrestlers each. The first group seems to be made up of people
who are carrying some form of injury. All the wrestlers seem to be in some
level of discomfort and most of them are holding their neck or their back
because those particular body parts are really hurting them. The other group
of men are in total contrast to the first group of men, no members of this
second group are carrying injuries, in fact they all look ready and eager for
some wrestling action. One of the doors at the side of the room opens and a
wrestler walks out of the room looking pretty beat up, he is also holding his
back. He quickly joins the group of injured wrestler as he joins the group
someone is heard shouting out from the room the wrestler just emerged from.
Shouting
Person: Okay who’s next!
A well
built man standing about 6 feet 3 inches and probably weighing around 260
pounds emerges from the group of uninjured wrestlers and enters the room the
shouting came from. As he enters the room the camera follows him. This second
room appears to be a top of the range gym, all the latest and most expensive
exercise equipment can be seen around the room and right in the middle of the
room is a large brand new wrestling ring. Currently standing in the ring is
Sabre, who is dressed in his wrestling attire, sitting beside the ring is Magenta
next to Magenta is a table which has a ring bell on it. Also in the room is
Brian Wilson who is sitting around twiddling his thumbs. As the man enters
the room Sabre speaks to him.
Sabre:
Okay son what’s your name?
Wrestler:
Chris Preddy Sir.
Sabre:
And your wrestling name?
Chris
Preddy: Super Maniac Sir
Sabre:
Okay then Mr Maniac, here’s the deal, you and I are going to have a match,
and if you can make me submit I’ll give you fifty thousand pounds. That’s
pounds not dollars remember because I only deal in real money. And to make
things even easier for you I’ll let you start the match by putting me in a
submission move of your choice.
Super
Maniac: And what if you win.
Sabre:
Nothing will happen to you, all that will happen is you’ll forever have the
knowledge that you just aren’t good enough to be in my league.
Super
Maniac: Okay that sounds fair enough, I’ll give it my best shot.
Sabre
now turns around to Brian Wilson.
Sabre:
Brian, I hope you’ve got your notebook ready because I’m going to give you
another lesson in why I’m the best submission wrestler in OCW, and I’ll also
give you another lesson on why J Boy is going to get absolutely crushed
during the second fall of our three fall match. A match which I might add
will be won by yours truly in two straight falls without even requiring me to
break sweat.
Sabre
turns back to the Super Maniac.
Sabre;
Okay then son, get in the ring and see if you can win the 50 grand.
Super
Manic gets in the ring, and after a few stretches is ready to start of the
match.
Sabre:
Magenta would you be so kind to get this match underway.
Magenta
rings the bell to get things underway, Sabre then allows Super Maniac to put
him in a sharpshooter, as Super Maniac locks in the move a look of pain goes
across Sabre’s face, Sabre then tries to make it to the ropes looking in
immense pain as he tries to do so. Super Maniac though has some wrestling
experience so he prevents Sabre getting to the ropes by dragging him back to
the middle of the ring. He then keeps him locked up for another minute. Sabre
looks like he’s on the verge of quitting and he moves his hands as though
he’s about to tap out. On the outside of the ring Brian Wilson can be seen
urging Super Maniac onwards hoping that he’ll be able to get Sabre to submit
so he can wipe the cocky smile permanently off Sabre’s face. But
unfortunately for Brian and for Super Maniac, Sabre doesn’t submit as he was
playing possum all along, instantly the look of pain which appeared to be on
Sabre’s face disappears and instead he starts to smile and laugh because even
though Super Maniac has the sharpshooter locked to the best of his abilities
he isn’t hurting Sabre at all. Sabre then quickly powers out of the move and
gets to his feet as does Super Maniac. Sabre laughs at his opponent again and
quickly drops him with a sabreline, a move which almost knocks his opponent
out cold. Sabre then starts to address Super Maniac
Sabre:
My god man that was pathetic, you’ll have to try way harder than that to even
have me in slight discomfort, if that’s the best you can do I pity you
because you’ll never make it is this business with such little talent.
Sabre
turns back to Brian Wilson
Sabre:
Did you see that Brian, that kid had me in a sharpshooter for well over a minute,
and it didn’t hurt me in the slightest. And we all know why that is don’t we.
Brian Wilson:
Because he’s an independent wrestler and lacks the skill of a world class OCW
competitor like J-Man
Sabre:
Don’t be so stupid Brian, it’s got nothing to with that, it’s purely because
I’m just way too tough to be hurt by moves like that, and on Monday when J
Boy tries to make me tap with one of those submission moves he’s supposed to
have just learnt, he’ll see just how tough I am, when I feel absolutely no
pain and power out of the move as if it was nothing. Just face it Brian
there’s just no way that J Boy is going to make me tap out because I’m just
way too strong for a puny pipsqueak like him and if you want a further
demonstration of why J Boy will lose our submission match let me give you it.
Sabre
turns back around to Super Maniac.
Sabre:
Even though you don’t deserve it I’m going to give you another chance to make
me tap, so get up and put another submission hold on me.
Super Maniac
gets up and puts Sabre in a Camel Clutch, which seems to have absolutely no
effect on him, in fact Sabre seem almost bored when the hold is applied.
After about thirty seconds of being in the hold Sabre passes over the boredom
threshold and decides to break the hold. He then proceeds to easily stand up
with Super Maniac on his back and then runs backwards to one of the
turnbuckles ramming Super Maniac hard into the buckles. Super Maniac lets go
of Sabre and falls hard to the mat. Sabre then grabs his arm and quickly hooks
him up in the Sabre Death Lock, within about three seconds of this
devastatingly painful hold been applied Super Maniac taps out, Sabre holds on
for another ten seconds before releasing the hold and running around the ring
in triumph. Super Maniac now looks in quite a lot of discomfort and is
noticeably holding his neck. Since he has lost he decides to leave the ring
but before he can leave Sabre turns around to him again.
Sabre: Hey loser where do you think you’re going. Didn’t I say
this was a two out of three falls submission match?
Super
Maniac: No you didn’t sir.
Sabre:
Well it is so prepare to defend your self.
Sabre
immediately runs at Super Maniac and hits him with a running forearm smash,
which drops Super Maniac to the canvass. Sabre then sits down on the canvass
waiting for SM to get up, after about half a minute he does so. Sabre gets
back to his feet and grabs hold of SM and punches him hard to the face, SM is
now out on his feet. Sabre then performs a quick Sabre shuffle to show off
his fancy footwork before punching SM with a huge overhead right, which once
again drop SM to the mat. Sabre then scoops SM up on his shoulders and locks
him in a torture rack SM immediately taps out. Once again Sabre keeps the
hold applied for about ten seconds before releasing the hold and running
around the ring in celebration. SM is now holding his back and again goes to
leave the ring. This time Sabre lets him go and turns around to talk to
Magenta.
Sabre:
Okay Magenta how many people have I made tap out then tonight.
Magenta:
That makes a grand total of thirty one men you’ve beat tonight all by
submission.
Sabre:
And I still haven’t broken a sweat. I’m just the best aren’t I?
Magenta:
Of course you are Sabre, no other wrestler in OCW could even contemplate
beating thirty one men back to back all by submission, but for you that’s all
in a night’s work.
Sabre:
And I still haven’t finished yet, by the end of tonight I’m going to make
sixty men tap out so I can show everyone that I’m the king of the submission
match.
Once
again Sabre runs around the ring in triumph, he can also be seen holding up
his arm and shouting out I’m the King of the world, as he does this Super
Maniac is seen leaving the room still holding his back presumably to join the
group of injured wrestlers. Sabre then stops celebrating and once again talks
to Brian Wilson.
Sabre:
Just admit it Brian, you’re impressed aren’t you. I’ve just beat thirty-one
men in a row all by submission and I had that last guy submit twice within
the space on a minute. What other wrestler in OCW could do that.
Brian Wilson: Probably
all of them if they were beating bottom of the barrel indy wrestlers like you
have tonight.
Sabre:
What are you talking about Brian, these guys aren’t bottom of the barrel,
they’re all top notch experienced grapplers who could probably hold their own
in OCW.
Brian Wilson: So
how come I’ve never heard of any of them.
Sabre:
Because you’re a dumbass, anyway the identity of these wrestlers isn’t the
point. The point is tonight I’ve demonstrated how good I am at making people
submit, and I’ve only used a fraction of my favourite submission holds. I
have yet to use the 1000 Years of Pain tonight, my viciously lethal Indian
Death Lock or even my world renowned Cobra Clutch, all of which I could use
to great effect on Monday when I’ll have J Boy squealing out in pain all
night long as I make him submit to my obvious superiority. And as well as
showing that I can make people tap, I’ve also shown that no one can make me
submit, least of all J Boy who has more chance of scoring the winning goal in
the World Cup finals for Wales than he has of making me say the words I quit.
Just face facts Brian, I’m going to win the second fall in our best of three
falls match with no difficulties what so ever.
Brian Wilson: Well
we’ll have to wait and see won’t we, but I’m sure J-Man will have some tricks
up his sleeves for your match and he could get the better of you.
Sabre:
I doubt it.
Brian Wilson: And
even if you do win the submission match, there are three other matches you
might be participating in at Night of Redemption. The regular match with
J-Man, the Table Match with J-Man and the Aggression Title gauntlet match, so
don’t you thin you should be preparing for those matches as well as the
submission match?
Sabre:
Brian, as the man with by far the longest world title reign in OCW version
one I think I know one or two things about getting ready for matches, so shut
up and let me carry on with my submission demonstrations.
Brian Wilson: But
if you don’t prepare for the other matches you could be limiting your chances
in them.
Sabre:
Brian, I thought I’d told you to shut up. I know what I’m doing so stop
giving me a lecture, for starters I’ve got the singles match with J Boy
already sown up because there’s no way that little pipsqueak can get lucky
for the third time, and as I already shown when I squashed J Boy to win the
tag belts in version one, when he doesn’t cheat and doesn’t get a biased ref
backing him up I can annihilate his sorry ass in almost record time, and as
for the table match, that isn’t going to happen because I’m going to beat J
Boy in two straight falls, and there is just no point in getting ready for a
match that isn’t going to happen.
Brian Wilson: Okay
what about the Gauntlet Match then.
Sabre:
There’s no need to worry about that match either, that’s ones in the bag too.
To put it simply I’m a way better wrestler than JMK as shown by the fact that
he’s never held the top title in version one or version two while I held the
Version One World title on two separate occasions, and when it comes to
hardcore I’m so much better than him that’s it’s almost untrue. As I said
earlier in the week all it will take I a couple of hard sledgehammer shots
and he’ll be history, and at this time I’d like to inform JMK if he’s not to
busy finding inaccuracies with other people’s promos that a couple isn’t
three or more, it is in fact two, as in a married couple, which is always
except in Utah a marriage between two people not three or more, anyway before
I go off on too much of a tangent I’ll get back to the original point which
is the fact that I’m way more hardcore than JMK and way more hardcore than
all those other aggression title wanabees like Ryan Trent and Randy Lilley so
I will have no trouble reclaiming my aggression title and using it as a
launch pad to go on and be the number one guy in version two just like I was
the number one guy in version one. Anyway enough of the talk and back to the
submission demonstration.
Brian Wilson: Do we
have to.
Sabre:
Yes we do I’ve still got twenty nine more men to destroy.
Sabre
now turns to the door from which Super Maniac entered the room.
Sabre:
NEXT!
Scene
fades to black.
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