When the scene opens we are in an Executive Box in the Mile High
Stadium, through the window of the box we can see the ring been put together
and a few workers setting up the lighting. The camera then moves around to
what’s taking place in the box. When it does this we can see Sabre sitting
down on a leather couch standing behind Sabre giving his shoulders a massage
is Magenta and also sitting on the couch is Lisa Blunt, although she has been
forced to sit at the far end just in case she tries anything. Also in the
room is an OCW backstage worker who is busy setting up a Television monitor
and a video player. Sabre though is unhappy with his work.
Sabre:
Hurry up will you, I’m a busy man and I haven’t got all day to sit around
here waiting for you to get your finger out of your ass and get that damn
monitor set up.
Worker:
I’m sorry Mr Sabre, I’m going as fast as I can, and I’ll have this thing set
up in less than a minute.
Sabre:
Well make sure you do.
A minute
later the monitor and video are set up. The worker then starts to leave the
room.
Sabre:
Hey hold on, you’re still needed here. I want to put several tapes in that
video over the next few minutes and Magenta and I certainly aren’t going to
get up and do that are we so you have to stay and do it for us.
Worker:
But Mr Middle needs me to work on the sound equipment.
Sabre:
Tough that will have to wait, as I’m way more important than a few speakers,
so why don’t you stand in the corner and wait until you’re needed.
With a
look of resignation the worker goes over to the corner to wait until he’s
needed. When he does this Lisa begins to speak.
Lisa
Blunt: Okay you’ve told that worker what you need him for, but you haven’t
told me what I’m here for.
Magenta:
Lisa you’re here because Sabre requested your presence, that should be all
the reason you need.
Lisa
Blunt: But I’ve got other wrestlers to interview and reports to write and I
just don’t have the time to sit up here watching videos all afternoon.
Sabre:
Lisa these aren’t just any old videos, I didn’t invite you up here so we
could watch ‘When Harry Met Sally’, a compilation of Tom Jones’ best music
videos or the infamous Chris Shea porno tape. These tapes are special, so sit
back, relax and enjoy the show.
Lisa
Blunt: Just what are the tapes then.
Sabre:
Well it came to my attention recently that Ryan Trent said I just didn’t
belong in the Hardcore Gauntlet match, possibly indicating that he believes
that I’m just not hardcore enough to be in this kind of the match. That’s the
same Ryan Trent who I’ve beat convincingly every time I’ve had the misfortune
of having to face him in the ring and he has the cheek to say I’m not
hardcore enough to be in this match. Oh well I guess I’ll have to show him
otherwise, when I show everyone some of my many hardcore highlights.
Highlights, which prove that I am without a doubt the King of the Hardcore
World.
Sabre
points towards the worker whose standing in the corner.
Sabre:
Hey you put the first tape on.
The
worker goes over to a huge pile of tapes which is on a table near Sabre and
picks up the top tape, he then puts this in the video player. Sabre then
proceeds to pick up the video remote control to start off the tape.
Sabre:
Okay Lisa, this tape is from an event which took place around the time OCW
Version two was opening, it is taken from the only ever pay per view run by
ZCW and features me in a hardcore title ladder match against Dane Tandish and
Crimson Grin. I’ll start the tape about a minute into the match, the good
looking muscular man on top of the twenty foot ladder in obviously me and the
man lying on his back at the foot of the ladder is Dane Tandish, okay let’s
start the tape.
The
camera now focuses on the monitor, here we can see Sabre standing on top of a
twenty foot ladder as described, we then see him jump off the ladder and hit
a text book Helldriver Moonsault on Dane Tandish. Sabre then pauses the tape.
Sabre;
You don’t get much more hardcore than that do you. A 300-pound man hitting a
moonsault of the top of a ladder.
Sabre
then let’s the tape play again and we can see Sabre climb back up the ladder
to get the belt to become the first and only ZCW hardcore champion.
Sabre:
Did you see me grabbing the belt there Lisa.
Lisa
Blunt: Obviously, I’m not blind.
Sabre:
Well it took me less than two minutes to win that belt, in the process of
which I beat two of ZCW’s best wrestlers to within an inch of their lives,
and I think that fact alone proves that I’m one of hell of a hardcore
competitor.
Lisa
Blunt: Oh come on ZCW was no OCW, out of all the wrestlers in that fed only
you and Bobby D were good enough to get a contract here, all the other
wrestlers were utter failures.
Sabre:
Well if you don’t think that’s hardcore enough let’s move on to the next
tape.
Sabre
turns to the worker.
Sabre:
Right put the next tape in then.
The
worker does so and Sabre gets his remote control ready.
Sabre:
Right if you don’t think a 300 pound man hitting a moonsault off a 20 feet
ladder is impressive then this will surely amaze you. It is taken from a Hell
in a Cell match from the WWWP, were I was fighting Master for the WWWP World
Title. Once again the good looking muscular man on top of the cell in yours
truly. And the man on the mat who has just been choke slammed through the
cell roof is Master.
Sabre lets the tape play and we see him standing on top of the
cell. Next to him is a fairly large hole in the cell ceiling, directly below
the hole is a prone Master. Sabre then proceeds to jump through the hole and
hits Master with a Big Splash.
Sabre:
Now that was amazing wasn’t it.
Magenta:
Absolutely fantastic.
Sabre:
Now if don’t think that’s hardcore there’s definitely something wrong with
you.
The tape
then plays on and we can see Sabre pin Master, the ref counts to three and
Sabre becomes the WWWP world champion.
Sabre:
Pretty impressive achievement I’m sure you’ll agree. Becoming the only man to
win the WWWP world title twice. A title which Paul Middle only held once for
a week, and which Bobby D, Rick White, El Nutso, Randy Lilley and Damien
Caige utterly failed to get their hands on.
Lisa
Blunt: I suppose that’s somewhat impressive, the WWWP was a big time fed and
had some great competitors in it. But I’ll need to see more if you’re going
to convince me that you’re as hardcore as you say you are.
Sabre:
Alright then I’ll do just that. Hey worker put the third tape in.
The
worker does just that.
Sabre:
This tape is taken from EHWC, by now I think you know who the good looking
muscular guy is, and his opponent the ugly malformed imbecile in none other
than Ryan Trent.
The tape
starts, we see Sabre hit a sabrecrusher on Ryan Trent and then pin him for
the one, two, three.
Lisa
Blunt: Hey that wasn’t hardcore.
Sabre:
I know but I thought I’d stick it in anyway just to show Ryan that he is and
always will be inferior to me. Anyway let’s get back to hardcore with the
next tape.
The
worker puts the next tape in.
Sabre:
The action we will see now is from the Game Over Pay Per View from OCW
Version One and it features me against Chris Shea battling it out over the
OCW world title in a Sledgehammer cage match. And you just don’t get a more
hardcore type of match than that do you.
Lisa
Blunt: Well it was pretty damn viscous as I recall.
Sabre
starts the tape off, here we can see Sabre and Chris beating each other to a
pulp with and without sledgehammers, generally though Sabre has the
advantage, suddenly Sabre hits the sabrecrusher and escapes the cage to start
off the longest world title reign in OCW history.
Sabre:
That must surely be the most hardcore match in OCW history and I won showing
everyone that I am indeed the King of Hardcore Wrestling. As if Ryan Trent or
anyone else has ever done anything to compare to that match. Trent would
undoubtedly shit himself and then feint if someone even suggested that he had
to get in a cage with Shea and let Shea use sledgehammers against him, but I
certainly didn’t shit myself, in fact I relished the challenge and with my
high level of ability I came out on top and won the belt my talents so richly
deserved.
Lisa
Blunt: Very impressive stuff, after watching that match there’s no doubt that
both you ad Shea are hardcore, but I’m not sure about your claim that the
match was the most hardcore in OCW history. It has to be right there near the
top but surely the W.A.R match between Mike Massacre and Achilleos is the
most extreme match in the history of wrestling.
Sabre:
No freaking way, my match was the best, and I’ll tell you what as well as
winning the most hardcore match in OCW history, I’ve also performed the most
hardcore move in wrestling history as my next tape will show.
Sabre
clicks his fingers and the worker puts the next tape in.
Sabre:
This match is from OCW version two and is the match between Joey Jackson and
myself for the Aggression title. A Match which I won to become the first ever
and best Aggression champion I might add. Anyway let’s take a look at the
tape and watch while I show Joey new definitions of the word pain.
The tape
starts and we can see Joe Jackson sitting down propped up against one of the
turnbuckles, we can then see Sabre standing in the middle of the ring holding
an ice hockey stick, just beneath Sabre is an ice hockey puck. Sabre then
proceeds to drill the puck right into Joe’s crown jewels with a force that an
NHL player would be proud of. Joe then collapses to the mat in untold amounts
of pain.
Sabre:
I don’t think Joey ever fully recovered from that move, and who can blame him
it was the most devastating move in hardcore history, and I personally think
after that final demonstration it is clear to see that I’m the most extreme
wrestler competing in OCW and that I’m going to win that Aggression title
Gauntlet match no problem at all.
Lisa
Blunt: Well there’s no doubt that you’re one tough and blood thirsty dude,
but you’re going to have your work cut out during the gauntlet, because JMK
is every bit as tough as you are, and he’ll be determined to show everyone
what he is capable of so he’s going to be very hard to beat, and there are
loads of other top guys who’ll be in the gauntlet as well like Trent, Randy
Lilley, John Dulong and many others who are more than capable of picking up
the win.
Sabre:
Don’t be stupid women, none of those guys even McKain can hold a candle to me
and every last of them will be brushed aside as I reclaim my Aggression
title.
Lisa
Blunt: Well whatever happens it’s going to be a great match.
Sabre:
Of course it will be great but only because I’m in it, and it will also be
great because it will give me second win of the night. Because on Monday not
only will I be reclaiming the Aggression title, I’ll also be beating J Boy in
two straight falls to firmly put that Jackass in his place. I just can’t wait
to kick J Boy’s ass and make him scream for mercy during our submission
match. It will be a great way to start what will undoubtedly be one of the
greatest nights of my distinguished wrestling career. Now Lisa I feel like
watching more tapes showcasing my hardcore prowess, so I hope you’re sitting
comfortably because we’ve got a lot of footage to get through.
Sabre
motions for the worker to put the next tape in, he does this but as does we
are spared seeing more of Sabre’s tapes as the scene fades to black.
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