When the scene opens we are in an Executive Box in the Mile High Stadium, through the window of the box we can see the ring been put together and a few workers setting up the lighting. The camera then moves around to what’s taking place in the box. When it does this we can see Sabre sitting down on a leather couch standing behind Sabre giving his shoulders a massage is Magenta and also sitting on the couch is Lisa Blunt, although she has been forced to sit at the far end just in case she tries anything. Also in the room is an OCW backstage worker who is busy setting up a Television monitor and a video player. Sabre though is unhappy with his work.


Sabre: Hurry up will you, I’m a busy man and I haven’t got all day to sit around here waiting for you to get your finger out of your ass and get that damn monitor set up.


Worker: I’m sorry Mr Sabre, I’m going as fast as I can, and I’ll have this thing set up in less than a minute.


Sabre: Well make sure you do.


A minute later the monitor and video are set up. The worker then starts to leave the room.


Sabre: Hey hold on, you’re still needed here. I want to put several tapes in that video over the next few minutes and Magenta and I certainly aren’t going to get up and do that are we so you have to stay and do it for us.


Worker: But Mr Middle needs me to work on the sound equipment.


Sabre: Tough that will have to wait, as I’m way more important than a few speakers, so why don’t you stand in the corner and wait until you’re needed.


With a look of resignation the worker goes over to the corner to wait until he’s needed. When he does this Lisa begins to speak.


Lisa Blunt: Okay you’ve told that worker what you need him for, but you haven’t told me what I’m here for.


Magenta: Lisa you’re here because Sabre requested your presence, that should be all the reason you need.


Lisa Blunt: But I’ve got other wrestlers to interview and reports to write and I just don’t have the time to sit up here watching videos all afternoon.


Sabre: Lisa these aren’t just any old videos, I didn’t invite you up here so we could watch ‘When Harry Met Sally’, a compilation of Tom Jones’ best music videos or the infamous Chris Shea porno tape. These tapes are special, so sit back, relax and enjoy the show.


Lisa Blunt: Just what are the tapes then.


Sabre: Well it came to my attention recently that Ryan Trent said I just didn’t belong in the Hardcore Gauntlet match, possibly indicating that he believes that I’m just not hardcore enough to be in this kind of the match. That’s the same Ryan Trent who I’ve beat convincingly every time I’ve had the misfortune of having to face him in the ring and he has the cheek to say I’m not hardcore enough to be in this match. Oh well I guess I’ll have to show him otherwise, when I show everyone some of my many hardcore highlights. Highlights, which prove that I am without a doubt the King of the Hardcore World.


Sabre points towards the worker whose standing in the corner.


Sabre: Hey you put the first tape on.


The worker goes over to a huge pile of tapes which is on a table near Sabre and picks up the top tape, he then puts this in the video player. Sabre then proceeds to pick up the video remote control to start off the tape.


Sabre: Okay Lisa, this tape is from an event which took place around the time OCW Version two was opening, it is taken from the only ever pay per view run by ZCW and features me in a hardcore title ladder match against Dane Tandish and Crimson Grin. I’ll start the tape about a minute into the match, the good looking muscular man on top of the twenty foot ladder in obviously me and the man lying on his back at the foot of the ladder is Dane Tandish, okay let’s start the tape.


The camera now focuses on the monitor, here we can see Sabre standing on top of a twenty foot ladder as described, we then see him jump off the ladder and hit a text book Helldriver Moonsault on Dane Tandish. Sabre then pauses the tape.


Sabre; You don’t get much more hardcore than that do you. A 300-pound man hitting a moonsault of the top of a ladder.


Sabre then let’s the tape play again and we can see Sabre climb back up the ladder to get the belt to become the first and only ZCW hardcore champion.


Sabre: Did you see me grabbing the belt there Lisa.


Lisa Blunt: Obviously, I’m not blind.


Sabre: Well it took me less than two minutes to win that belt, in the process of which I beat two of ZCW’s best wrestlers to within an inch of their lives, and I think that fact alone proves that I’m one of hell of a hardcore competitor.


Lisa Blunt: Oh come on ZCW was no OCW, out of all the wrestlers in that fed only you and Bobby D were good enough to get a contract here, all the other wrestlers were utter failures.


Sabre: Well if you don’t think that’s hardcore enough let’s move on to the next tape.


Sabre turns to the worker.


Sabre: Right put the next tape in then.


The worker does so and Sabre gets his remote control ready.


Sabre: Right if you don’t think a 300 pound man hitting a moonsault off a 20 feet ladder is impressive then this will surely amaze you. It is taken from a Hell in a Cell match from the WWWP, were I was fighting Master for the WWWP World Title. Once again the good looking muscular man on top of the cell in yours truly. And the man on the mat who has just been choke slammed through the cell roof is Master.

 

Sabre lets the tape play and we see him standing on top of the cell. Next to him is a fairly large hole in the cell ceiling, directly below the hole is a prone Master. Sabre then proceeds to jump through the hole and hits Master with a Big Splash.


Sabre: Now that was amazing wasn’t it.


Magenta: Absolutely fantastic.


Sabre: Now if don’t think that’s hardcore there’s definitely something wrong with you.


The tape then plays on and we can see Sabre pin Master, the ref counts to three and Sabre becomes the WWWP world champion.


Sabre: Pretty impressive achievement I’m sure you’ll agree. Becoming the only man to win the WWWP world title twice. A title which Paul Middle only held once for a week, and which Bobby D, Rick White, El Nutso, Randy Lilley and Damien Caige utterly failed to get their hands on.


Lisa Blunt: I suppose that’s somewhat impressive, the WWWP was a big time fed and had some great competitors in it. But I’ll need to see more if you’re going to convince me that you’re as hardcore as you say you are.


Sabre: Alright then I’ll do just that. Hey worker put the third tape in.


The worker does just that.


Sabre: This tape is taken from EHWC, by now I think you know who the good looking muscular guy is, and his opponent the ugly malformed imbecile in none other than Ryan Trent.


The tape starts, we see Sabre hit a sabrecrusher on Ryan Trent and then pin him for the one, two, three.


Lisa Blunt: Hey that wasn’t hardcore.


Sabre: I know but I thought I’d stick it in anyway just to show Ryan that he is and always will be inferior to me. Anyway let’s get back to hardcore with the next tape.


The worker puts the next tape in.


Sabre: The action we will see now is from the Game Over Pay Per View from OCW Version One and it features me against Chris Shea battling it out over the OCW world title in a Sledgehammer cage match. And you just don’t get a more hardcore type of match than that do you.


Lisa Blunt: Well it was pretty damn viscous as I recall.


Sabre starts the tape off, here we can see Sabre and Chris beating each other to a pulp with and without sledgehammers, generally though Sabre has the advantage, suddenly Sabre hits the sabrecrusher and escapes the cage to start off the longest world title reign in OCW history.


Sabre: That must surely be the most hardcore match in OCW history and I won showing everyone that I am indeed the King of Hardcore Wrestling. As if Ryan Trent or anyone else has ever done anything to compare to that match. Trent would undoubtedly shit himself and then feint if someone even suggested that he had to get in a cage with Shea and let Shea use sledgehammers against him, but I certainly didn’t shit myself, in fact I relished the challenge and with my high level of ability I came out on top and won the belt my talents so richly deserved.


Lisa Blunt: Very impressive stuff, after watching that match there’s no doubt that both you ad Shea are hardcore, but I’m not sure about your claim that the match was the most hardcore in OCW history. It has to be right there near the top but surely the W.A.R match between Mike Massacre and Achilleos is the most extreme match in the history of wrestling.


Sabre: No freaking way, my match was the best, and I’ll tell you what as well as winning the most hardcore match in OCW history, I’ve also performed the most hardcore move in wrestling history as my next tape will show.


Sabre clicks his fingers and the worker puts the next tape in.


Sabre: This match is from OCW version two and is the match between Joey Jackson and myself for the Aggression title. A Match which I won to become the first ever and best Aggression champion I might add. Anyway let’s take a look at the tape and watch while I show Joey new definitions of the word pain.


The tape starts and we can see Joe Jackson sitting down propped up against one of the turnbuckles, we can then see Sabre standing in the middle of the ring holding an ice hockey stick, just beneath Sabre is an ice hockey puck. Sabre then proceeds to drill the puck right into Joe’s crown jewels with a force that an NHL player would be proud of. Joe then collapses to the mat in untold amounts of pain.


Sabre: I don’t think Joey ever fully recovered from that move, and who can blame him it was the most devastating move in hardcore history, and I personally think after that final demonstration it is clear to see that I’m the most extreme wrestler competing in OCW and that I’m going to win that Aggression title Gauntlet match no problem at all.


Lisa Blunt: Well there’s no doubt that you’re one tough and blood thirsty dude, but you’re going to have your work cut out during the gauntlet, because JMK is every bit as tough as you are, and he’ll be determined to show everyone what he is capable of so he’s going to be very hard to beat, and there are loads of other top guys who’ll be in the gauntlet as well like Trent, Randy Lilley, John Dulong and many others who are more than capable of picking up the win.


Sabre: Don’t be stupid women, none of those guys even McKain can hold a candle to me and every last of them will be brushed aside as I reclaim my Aggression title.


Lisa Blunt: Well whatever happens it’s going to be a great match.


Sabre: Of course it will be great but only because I’m in it, and it will also be great because it will give me second win of the night. Because on Monday not only will I be reclaiming the Aggression title, I’ll also be beating J Boy in two straight falls to firmly put that Jackass in his place. I just can’t wait to kick J Boy’s ass and make him scream for mercy during our submission match. It will be a great way to start what will undoubtedly be one of the greatest nights of my distinguished wrestling career. Now Lisa I feel like watching more tapes showcasing my hardcore prowess, so I hope you’re sitting comfortably because we’ve got a lot of footage to get through.


Sabre motions for the worker to put the next tape in, he does this but as does we are spared seeing more of Sabre’s tapes as the scene fades to black.