The scene opens along a random corridor in the backstage area of the GM Palace, on the corridor we can see an immaculately attired Sabre and Magenta talking to a backstage worker. Sabre also has his newly regained Aggression Title belt over his shoulder, naturally the belt has been highly polished over the last few days, as Sabre demands that he looks every inch the champion he is. The camera then moves closer towards them so we can hear what they’re saying.

Sabre: Well you did a great job on Monday Jimmy (name of backstage worker) and thanks to you and my immense level of wrestling ability I am now once again the Aggression Champion. Anyway here’s your reward for a job well done.

As tempting as it is for the reward to be a sabrecrusher, it is in fact a brown envelope that contains a undisclosed amount of cash. Sabre hands this over, shakes the workers hand and sends him on his way. Just as the worker leaves Lisa Blunt comes into shot, she has just seen Sabre hand a worker an envelope filled with cash and being the inquisitive type she’d like to know why he did that, and why he didn’t use the money to buy her a present instead. Lisa then walks over to Sabre to ask him those questions.

Lisa Blunt: Hey Sabre what were you doing handing all that cash over to that worker, that looks kind of suspicious to me.

Before Sabre can answer Magenta interrupts.

Magenta: Lisa that’s none of your business, Sabre’s business arrangements are entirely private, so back off before I knock your bloody block off.

Sabre: Easy there Magenta, there’s no need to kick Lisa’s ass yet, but you are right normally my business arrangements are none of Lisa’s business but in this case I’ll make an exception and tell her what I’m up too because it suits my plans to let everyone know about the planning I put into making sure I won the aggression title at Night of Redemption with the absolute minimum of effort.

Lisa Blunt: Oh I just love a scoop.

Sabre: Lisa before I tell you, first let me tell you about my latest wrestling philosophy. From now on I believe in economy of effort, which basically means, that when I’m competing in the ring I do just enough to get the win and nothing more. From now on you won’t see me showing off by doing pointless high-risk moves or exerting myself needlessly just to please the fans. From now on all I will do is come down to the ring, kick some ass, pick up the win and then go back to my locker room without even acknowledging the fans. Because I owe those insignificant peons absolutely nothing so why should I put a show on for them?

Lisa Blunt: So you’re not going to even use one high risk move from now on.

Sabre: I didn’t say that Lisa, if I’m in a situation where I need to use a high risk move to get the win, then I’ll use it, but I’m not doing high flying dangerous moves just for the sheer hell of it as there is just no need, especially when you’re as good at submission and technical wrestling as I am.

Lisa Blunt: Right so you’ve got a new wrestling philosophy so how does that relate to giving one of our workers an envelope full of cash.

Sabre: It’s all because of economy of effort philosophy, last Monday I wanted to make sure that I was would win the Aggression title and I wanted to do it using the least effort possible, which is exactly what I did last Monday, I won the belt without even breaking a sweat and it was thanks to economy of effort.

Lisa Blunt: Explain.

Sabre: As everyone knows as part of my deal to fight J Boy at Night of Redemption I was allowed to choose when I entered the gauntlet match, and with my economy of effort philosophy I chose to enter the match last because I knew that none of the other losers who had entered the match would be able to pin McKain and so I could know exactly how long all of them lasted when they were in the ring. All I then had to do was last longer than all my opponents before letting McKain pin me and the belt was mine, something which a man of my immense amount of talent would have absolutely no problem doing. That’s where that backstage worker came in, I got him to time how long everyone else lasted when they were up against McKain, and then when I had lasted the longest he gave me a signal and I pretty much laid down and let Jakkob win, and thus I won the Aggression Title with absolutely no effort at all.

Lisa Blunt: That seems a strange plan to me, why didn’t you try to pin McKain instead so you could win the title in the proper way and show all the fans you deserve to hold that title belt that’s sitting on your shoulder right now.

Sabre now has a good look at his Aggression Title belt, looking very proud as he does so.

Sabre: Because there was absolutely no point in pinning McKain, I had nothing to gain from putting the effort which would have been required to beat him. I was able to win the belt just by surviving the longest, so that’s exactly what I did, and because of that I’m the champ and I didn’t have to risk picking up any injuries before my big match with Pain Killer this week.

Lisa Blunt: But don’t you think the other wrestlers or fans will look down on your title reign because you didn’t win the belt properly.

Sabre: Who cares what they think, the fans can go to hell as far as I’m concerned and take their idiotic opinions with them, and as far as the other wrestlers go, in they choose to criticise the way I won the belt, it is purely because they’re jealous of the fact that they lacked the intelligence and the imagination to come up with my fool proof plan, and that Lisa is all I have to say on that matter. From now on everyone is going to have to accept that I’m the Aggression champion, they’re going to have to accept that I used my huge level of intelligence to win the belt with the minimum of effort and finally they’ll have to accept that I’m going to hold onto this belt for a very long time.

Lisa Blunt: Well we’ll to wait and see if that happens, anyway while I’m here I may as well ask you a few questions about your upcoming match with Painkiller.

Once again Magenta interrupts before Sabre can say anything.

Magenta: No way Lisa, we’re far to busy to waste any more of our valuable time with you, so get out of our way before I kick you out of the way.

Sabre: Easy tiger, we have got a lot on our plate today, meeting film producers, having a game of tennis and laughing at Ryan Trent pretending he’s better than me, but I might just be able to squeeze in a few questions about PK so go on Lisa ask away.

Lisa Blunt: Okay, firstly you still haven’t told us why you got your match with PK cancelled two weeks ago even though you were at Blast all along so I would really like to know why you did that.

Sabre: Simple Lisa, it’s all to do with economy of effort again. When I was scheduled to meet PK two weeks ago it was a non-title match so therefore I had nothing to gain from putting in the effort that would be required to beat PK. Perhaps if I beat PK, I would have gained some bragging rights over him and the fans might have been impressed but those two things really don’t interest me at all, the only reason why I would choose to fight PK is if his belts on the line and two weeks ago it wasn’t so I invented a stupid story to get me out of the match and save me from expending energy unnecessarily.

Lisa Blunt: So you’re scared of PK then?

Sabre: Don’t talk out of your backside women, as if I’m scared of that little man, he may be the champ but I can take him any time I want to, I just don’t see why I should though if the belt isn’t on the line.

Lisa Blunt: The belt not on the line this time though so are you going to try to get out of the match again?

Sabre: This time unfortunately I am contractually obliged to fight the match, so the match will have to go ahead. Last time I was under no such obligation so I was able to cancel. Having said that I’m sure my lawyers could get put a halt to the match if I wanted them to, but under economy of effort I think I’ll tell them to let the match proceed because I have a feeling I should be able to win this match fairly comfortably. Obviously not as easily as I would beat Ryan Trent but thanks to the stipulation Paul Middle put into place for the match, I have to go into Blast as heavy favourite to pick up the win.

Lisa Blunt: I don’t know, Dog Collar matches are pretty brutal affairs and brutal matches are right up Pain Killer’s alley.

Sabre: But traditionally Dog Collar matches favour the bigger men because the smaller man is unable to use his speed to get away, and last time I looked at OCW’s official web site on the wrestler profile pages I outweighed PK by almost eighty pounds. So if he can’t use his speed to get away from me, it is surely just going to be a case of me grabbing hold of him and slowly pulverising him with all those submission holds I showcased against J Boy when I whipped his ass at Night of Redemption. And after I’ve pulverised him for several minutes he should be just about ready to be finished off with either the Sabre Death Lock or the Sabrecrusher, and thus I’ll have beat the champ using my patented economy of effort formula.

Lisa Blunt: Oh come on it’s never that easy to beat Painkiller. He’s the champ for a reason.

Sabre: In this style of match and with my weight advantage it will be, perhaps if Paul when he was trying to punish me actually picked a match type that benefited PK then I might have had to put in a lot of effort to pick up my inevitable victory, but in a Dog Collar match the win is going to be mine with no problems what so ever. Now that’s all I’m going to say about my match for the time being I’ve people to see and places to visit, so I must be on my way.

Lisa Blunt: Can’t I ask you a few more questions perhaps about those three movies you might be starring in.

Magenta: Listen Lisa, Sabre said he must be on his way, so kindly step aside before I lose my patience with you.

Sabre: I suggest you do what Magenta says, she doesn’t seem to be in a very good mood today, so it would be in your best interest to back off.

Wisely Lisa does indeed back off allowing Sabre and Magenta to walk up the corridor they’re standing in, they then turn a corner and go off camera when they do this the scene fades to black.