The scene opens inside the Arrowhead Pond Arena, as we look around the arena we can see that the ring is just about to be erected. An official OCW crew all decked out in their official OCW backstage worker t-shirts is on hand carrying all the various bit and pieces required to set up the ring to the place where the ring is about to be set up. However there is also a second crew of workers in the arena too carrying various items around towards the same area, this second set of workers doesn’t look like your typical OCW workers though, because none of them have the OCW t-shirt on. Instead they are all wearing t-shirts which feature the S & M logo and the items they’re bringing to the ring area couldn’t really be described as having much use for ring construction, as the items they are carrying are the kind of things you’d see in your typical hardcore match. One man is carrying a few steel folding chairs, another has two sledgehammers and the other workers have other such items. When they get to the ring area the workers put their items into a neat row before leaving the camera shot. Standing next to the row of items three people can be seen, these people are none other than Sabre, Magenta who is currently holding a clipboard and Brian Wilson.

Brian Wilson: Okay Sabre, can you tell me exactly why you just got a load of workers to bring all these hardcore items down to the ring?

Sabre: That’s simple Brian, if I have to go through the rigmarole of beating Dan Downtown to a bloody pulp on Monday, I want to make sure I do it properly, so therefore I have to make sure all the necessary items are at ringside for my match.

Brian Wilson: Can’t you just leave that up to Paul Middle or Dave Martin though.

Sabre: Absolutely not, neither of those two gentleman appreciate the true art of hardcore wrestling as much as me, because after all I am the King of Hardcore, so if I left it up them to supply the weapons for my match they’d probably forget something important and I just couldn’t have that could I, so therefore I have to do the job myself to make sure everything I could possibly need is ready for me to use on Monday. Anyway let’s have a look if I’ve got everything.

Sabre then proceeds to look at the items that have just been brought to the ring area.

Sabre: Okay Magenta get you check list ready so we can see if we’ve got everything. Firstly steel folding chairs, I need at least ten of them.

Brian Wilson: Surely one’s enough.

Sabre: No way, I need ten, because I usually swing chairs so hard that they tend to break when I send them crashing into somebody’s skull so I need extra chairs just in case I can’t use the first one. And besides you can’t do the one man conchairto with one chair can you, and I fully intend to use that move at some point against Danny. Anyway it looks like we’ve got twelve chairs here so I think that should be sufficient.

Magenta can be seen placing a tick next to steel folding chairs on the check list that’s on her clipboard.

Magenta: Naturally you’ll need a few sledgehammers won’t you. They are your weapon of choice after all. And it looks like we have two of those so that should be enough of them.

Magenta puts a tick next to sledgehammers.

Sabre: Now I definitely need an ice hockey stick and a puck, because it’s about time another of my opponent feels the full power of the slap shot, and unfortunately for Dan Downtown he’s the man who I’ve nominated to receive it, and I’ll tell you what Brian, when he receives the full power of the slap shot, he’ll probably never be the same again, because there isn’t a man alive except maybe a eunuch who can take that move without receiving untold of levels of pain.

Brian Wilson: Well there’s a hockey stick and a puck over there so you can tick them off your list Magenta.

Magenta does exactly that.

Sabre: Next up we need some of those cheap wooden tables that you only ever see at wrestling events, luckily I’ve got seven of them here so on Monday I’ll be able to put Dan Downtown through a table seven times if I wish to.

Brian Wilson: Don’t you think that’s a bit excessive.

Sabre: Perhaps, but when you’re the King of Hardcore and the Aggression Champion you have certain levels to live up to, and that’s exactly what I’m going to on Monday. Anyway I’ve got enough tables here so let’s move on to the next item.

Magenta places a tick next to tables.

Magenta: Okay how about a pair of brass knuckles, just think of the damage you could inflict if you used one whilst you were doing your billion pound first drop. Dan Downtown would definitely find a new meaning of the word pain.

Sabre: Great Minds think alike Magenta, I’d already thought of that and have a pair of brassknuckles over there.

Sabre points to a pair of brass knucks that’s in the row of weaponry, whilst he does that Magenta puts a tick next to brass knuckles.

Sabre: Okay what other delights do we have here, Kendo sticks, pool cues, stop signs, baseball bats, thumbtacks, lead pipes, barbed wire covered two by fours, leather straps, trash cans, ladders and a brand spanking new taser. I think that’s every thing I need for the match.

Magenta: Well I’ve ticked everything off the list so you should enough weapons out there to beat Dan Downtown with.

Brian Wilson: Hey what’s that doing there, that’s not a hardcore weapon.

Brian is currently pointing at a crown similar to one that Jerry Lawler carries around which is the middle of the row of weapons.

Sabre: Well it’s not your typical hardcore item, but I thought it might be apt to bring it along to the match so I could use it to crown my opponent.

Brian Wilson: So you think this little lot will take you to victory on Monday?

Sabre: No of course I don’t think that. My huge levels of natural talent will take me victory, all these beauties will do, is make sure Dan Downtown leaves the match not only a beaten man, but also in immense levels of pain. Let’s face it I’d beat Mr Downtown in a hardcore match without even using weapons because I’m that damn good, but I don’t want to do that, because using weapons is just so much fun, and inflicting lots of pain is so much fun too.

Brian Wilson: Well I think you’re match isn’t going to as easy as you think. Dan Downtown is going to be really determined to beat you, so he can show everyone that he’s capable of fighting at the top level in this fed, and from the work in other feds it’s quite clear to see that the man has a lot of ability, so you’ll definitely have your work cut out to pick up the win.

Sabre: Come on Brian, my opponent this week is nothing more than a joke. I’ll whip him form one side of the ring to the other, with no difficulties what so ever. I‘m way too good for the likes of him and I shouldn’t even be fighting him anyway, because he just isn’t one of the top ranking wrestlers that I should be fighting every week to show everyone why I’m easily the number one wrestler in OCW. Let’s face it last week on Blast I whipped Pain Killer’s ass and picked up the easy win, Dan Downtown has nowhere near PK’s level of ability so I should be able to take him out even more easily than I dispatched our beloved Ultimate Champ. I think this week I can confidently predict a quick win for me, and a night in the hospital for Danny Boy, and no matter how good you say he is, you just won’t be able to alter my opinion.

Brian Wilson: Well we’ll have to wait and see, perhaps you’re over confidence might just be your undoing.

Sabre: I seriously doubt it Brian. I’m confident for the reason, and that reason is that I know I’m superior in all aspects to my opponent. He’s a nobody while I’m the Ultimate Fighting Machine and because of that I have no doubt that on Monday Dan Downtown will indeed be Sabreized.

Sabre now picks up one of the sledgehammers.

Sabre: A you know Brian, no one in OCW handles a sledgehammer as well as me, in fact there isn’t a man alive who can use any of these weapons like me. And just think how much fun I’m going to have on Monday using them all against my so-called opponent. It’s going to be absolutely fantastic.

Sabre strokes the sledgehammer a few times, whilst doing this an evil glint appears in his eyes, the scene then fades to black.