When the scene opens we can hear the OCW theme music playing, we can also see several video clips showing some OCW action, this particular set of clips can mean only one thing, it’s time for the not very regularly talked about OCW Weekly Recap Show. The clips then stop and the scene changes to one which resembles a news room, in this news room we can see Shane Parker and Lisa Blunt sitting behind a news desk. On the wall behind the desk is a big sign saying OCW Weekly Recap, just so we know which show we’re watching. The OCW theme music then dies down and Shane Parker begins to speak.

Shane Parker: Hello everyone and welcome to the OCW Weekly Recap show with me Shane Parker.

Lisa Blunt: And me Lisa Blunt.

Shane Parker: This week we’ve seen a lot of action here in OCW, so let’s start off from the very top from the last edition of Blast.

Lisa Blunt: Blast certainly was a wild show this week, a hell of a lot of action went down, but I think the biggest news was undoubtedly the firing of Dave Martin as General Manager, and the indefinite suspension of Ryan Trent.

Shane Parker: Yes that was quite something wasn’t it, and I for one was quite surprised to see that happen, but if my eyes Mr Middle was totally justified to discipline them in that way, their behaviour over the last few days has been quite reprehensible.

Lisa Blunt: I’ve got to agree with you there Shane. Also on Blast we saw a number of great matches, most noticeably El Nutso beat Tito Bennett and will now face off against Rick White for the Blast Title next week.

Shane Parker: We also saw Painkiller lose his second straight match. Although Painkiller claims that he lost both those matches on purpose.

Lisa Blunt: I’m not so sure about that Shane, I think he lost both those matches legitimately, because it’s my firm belief that the standard of competition in OCW is so high that on any given day any wrestler can beat any other wrestler even the Ultimate Champ.

Shane Parker: I think you’ve got a point there, and with PK’s ego he’s never going to lose on purpose is he.

Lisa Blunt: Agreed, anyway as good as the El Nutso, Tito Bennett matches and the Pain Killer Amos Stamos matches were I think the match of the night was the hardcore match between Sabre and Dan Downtown. That match was so intense and both competitors gave it their all to ensure that no will forget their match in a hurry.

Shane Parker: And the way Dan Downtown took it to Sabre was very impressive, he really showed everyone that he can cut it in OCW.

Lisa Blunt: But equally impressive was the way that Sabre dug deep, took some on Dan’s best shots and still managed to pick up the win, showing everyone why he’s the Ultimate Fighting Machine and the two time Aggression Champion.

Shane Parker: Speaking of Sabre, a couple of days ago he and Magenta both signed new six month OCW contracts that can only be a good thing for us, and also speaking of Sabre, last Tuesday he, Magenta and Frank Edwards were on hand to open the new Omega Diner in Atlanta, Let’s go and take a look at these exclusive pictures of that historic event.

The scene now changes, we are currently outside the Omega Diner deep in the heart of the most exclusive shopping district in Atlanta. At the moment the door to the diner is closed and has a large red ribbon in front of it. Standing near the ribbon are Sabre, Magenta, Frank Edwards and a few prominent Atlanta Citizens, all around these people are OCW fans waiting to see some of the favourite wrestlers and to see the opening of the diner. As the camera focuses on the crowd a lot of them can be heard shouting OCW chants. The camera then moves back to Frank Edward, who has a mic in his hand, he then begins to speak.

Frank Edwards: Hello good citizens of Atlanta, and welcome to the official opening of the Omega Diner.

There is a cheer from the crowd.

Frank Edwards: I’m telling you all now if you want great food, great entertainment and guest appearance from OCW’s top wrestlers this is the place to come and If you want to go to the newest and hippest night spot in the whole of Georgia then the Omega Diner is the place to go. Anyway without further ado let me hand over to the man who will officially be opening the Omega Diner, and that person is Our Aggression Champion Sabre.

Frank hands Sabre the mic, Surprisingly Sabre gets a cheer, but then again people used to cheer anyone in WWE New York even if it was Albert so I guess the same goes for the Omega Diner.

Sabre: When Paul Middle wanted somebody to open this fine diner it came as no surprise that he chose me to do it, because after all this diner is pretty soon going to be recognised as the number one restaurant in America so therefore he’d want his biggest star to do the honours. Can you just imagine it if Middle had picked someone like Painkiller, Bobby D, Amos Stamos, JMK or El Nutso to open this place, it would be a nightmare wouldn’t it as all those clueless idiots wouldn’t have any idea what to do, and you can guarantee that no one from the media would have turned up to see those lightweight celebrities, because no one cares about them. Luckily Middle wisely chose me to do the job, and therefore this opening will go down without a hitch, the media are out in force to watch this event and just through sheer association with yours truly this diner will become one huge success. Anyway enough of the chit chat you all came to see a diner been opened so that’s what I’ll do right now.

Sabre is now handed a huge pair of scissors, he then takes these scissors and cuts the ribbon which was in front of the diner main entrance. When he does this the crowd cheers again.

Sabre: Now with that out of the way it gives me great honour to know that Magenta and I are going to be the first ever Omega Diner customers and we’ll be the first to sample the great food they have on offer here.

Sabre, Magenta, Frank Edwards and the prominent Atlanta Citizens now go into the diner. When they do this we can see that the diner is very nicely decorated and definitely has a touch of class about it. We can also see a lot of wrestling paraphernalia on the walls and lots of television screens showing OCW action, the one closest to Sabre is currently showing the iron man match between Sabre and Blade Helms from Version One, a match which Sabre won I might add. We can also see a section of the diner dedicated to selling OCW merchandise, however as you would expect most of the diner is taken up by the chairs and tables all of which have been set out for customers. Sabre, Magenta and Frank Edwards then proceed to sit in one of the booths, with the civic dignitaries sitting in the next booth. Immediately as everyone sits down a waitress is on hand to give everyone menus. Sabre, Magenta and Frank then proceed to have a good look at the menu to see which of the fine foods they want.

Sabre: This is all very tempting, but I think I’ll have to go for the Sabreburger, in fact the sabreburger sounds so tempting that I’ll have three of them.

Magenta: It’s got to be the Magenta Kebab for me.

Sabre: What about you Frank, I see there’s no Frank Edwards related food so you’ll have to settle for something else.

Frank Edwards: I’ll go for the PK Pie then, that sounds quite delicious.

Magenta: We might as well order deserts while we’re here, now as tempting as the Stamos Strudle is I think I’ll give it a miss and settle for some Jakkob McCake.

Sabre: Good choice Magenta, I’m going for the Lisa Blunt Tart, with a name like that how could I possibly resist.

Frank Edwards: And I’ll have the El Nutso Pudding.

The waitress who has been standing by for the last few moments, takes down the order and goes off to the kitchens.

Frank Edwards: Sabre while we’re waiting for our food, perhaps you could answer a few questions for me.

Sabre: I suppose so, but I was kind of getting into the Sabre Blade Helms match on that monitor over there, I just can’t get enough of seeing me beat that bastard to a pulp.

Frank Edwards: Well if you just put that aside for a few moments we can begin, firstly before we get into your match against JMK and Amos Stamos, I’d like to know your opinion on the firing of Dave Martin and the suspension of Ryan Trent.

Sabre: Trent been suspended can only be seen as a good thing, because even at the best of times having Trent in OCW really does suck, and as for Dave Martin, good riddance to him to, I always thought the guy was a jerk the moment he didn’t book me for a match on his first week in the job so I’m definitely glad to see the back of him.

Frank Edwards: So you’d turn down that offer me made to you last week on Blast then.

Sabre: Well since he doesn’t work for OCW anymore his offer is worthless anyway, but even if he was still here, I’d still tell him to stick his offer up his arse because there is no chance in hell that I’d ever accept an offer to become someone else’s underling. If I’m in some form of group I’m the one in charge, not some pencil pushing gimp who could never cut it as a real wrestler. So if Dave was still here I’d tell him to politely piss off, and anyway I have more money than I know what to do with in my bank account so even if I was the kind of man who was prepared to beat people up for payoffs there would be no way he could afford me, anyway he’s not part of OCW anymore so there’s no need to refer to him anymore is there.

Frank Edwards: Okay then onto your match, you’re up against two of OCW’s biggest guns this week so you could be in for a very tough time indeed on Monday Night.

Sabre: I seriously doubt that Frank, McKain might have some ability but it ludicrous to suggest that he has a chance of beating me. These days McKain is no more than a babbling simpleton whilst I’m the Ultimate Fighting Machine and therefore I should have no problem at all. And when it comes to Amos Stamos I just don’t rate the guy at all. Loads of people seems to think he’s really good and could become the biggest star in OCW history, but personally I think he stinks. To me he’s nothing more than a Sabre wanabee, everything he does seems to be similar to stuff I’ve done in the bad but he never does it as well as me. Firstly just like me he had a movie career, but while I was starring in box office smashes, he was only in crappy straight to video B movies, then he tries to act like some big bully round here, which is a role I currently have in this company, but he fails miserably in this role because no one is intimidated by him in the slightest whilst deep down you know that every single wrestler on the roster is terrified of me. Then he tries to act like the big man, but come on look at him he’s not big at all and compared to me and my amazing body which I’ve had ever since the beginning of my Rugby days he’s just a little pip squeak, and then finally he goes and beats Painkiller a week after I did.

Frank Edwards: You’ve got to admit though, that anyone who beats Painkiller deserves to be respected.

Sabre: Perhaps, but Stamos didn’t beat PK as convincingly as I did. I whipped PK’s butt into the middle of next week while Stamos just got plain lucky. Just face facts Frank, every thing Stamos does is a pale imitation of what I’ve done in the past and that is why I’ll kick his ass on Monday and pick up yet another win. Believe me Frank, on Monday Jakkob McKain and Amos Stamos are going to be well and truly Sabreized and there isn’t a damn thing they can do about it.

The waitress now returns to the table with the food that Sabre, Magenta and Frank have ordered all of it looks absolutely delicious

Sabre: Okay Frank, enough of the chit chat, let’s tuck into the grub.

The scene then fades to black.