The scene opens in Sabre and Magenta’s hotel room in Chicago. At the moment someone is knocking on the door quite loudly. A few seconds later a disgruntled looking Magenta can be seen running towards the door.

Magenta: There’s no need to knock so loudly I’m on my way you impatient bastard.

Despite Magenta’s shouts the knocking continues.

Magenta: You’re pissing me off now, when I open that door I’m going to knock your bloody block off.

Magenta now opens the door and cocks her fist ready to give whoever was knocking on the door a quick punch, but alas the person knocking on the door was Lisa Blunt so she decides to let her explain herself before she gives her what for.

Magenta: Lisa, what the hell do you want, it’s too late for you to be bothering us.

Lisa Blunt: But I just wanted to get some words with Sabre before the match on Monday.

Magenta: Well it’s tough luck, you won’t be able to do it, he’s fast asleep.

Lisa Blunt: Oh Come on just a few words.

Magenta: No that impossible, he’s well and truly out for the count.

Been the nice person she is Magenta now lets Lisa into the hotel room and allows her to sit on an expensive looking couch, Magenta then sits on a nearby chair.

Magenta: Yes I’m afraid they’re be no interview with Sabre today as it would prove a totally impossible task to wake him up, you see only half an hour ago he watched Amos Stamos’ last promo.

Lisa Blunt: And?

Magenta: Well each and every week I remind Sabre not to watch Amos’ diatribes because each and every week they send Sabre straight to sleep because he finds them that dull and uninspiring. For the last few weeks he hasn’t watched Amos give one of his epic speeches and he’s been okay, but this week since he had a match with the Cookie Man he thought despite my protests that he’d watch him in action. But predictably five minutes in to the at least hour-long promo he was sleeping like a baby. If only he’d followed my advice, he’d be awake now and could have gone to see Painkiller to discuss more ways of beating the living hell out of Bobby D and Amos on Blast.

Lisa Blunt: Well did you watch all of Amos’ promo then.

Magenta: Fortunately I had some match sticks at hand so I was able to use them to keep my eyes open so I could watch the whole thing, although I wish I hadn’t have watched it because I don’t think I’ve seen a piece of work that was littered with so much falsehoods, inaccuracies and bullshit. For starters he prattled on about Sabre’s movie career saying that he’s only ever appeared in bit part roles in piss poor action films. Has Stamos never been to the movies or read a newspaper, because if he had he’d know that Sabre has been the leading man in several films that made over One Hundred Million Dollars at the box office, and the film roles he takes on are not just action roles, he’s done character roles too and historical dramas, Stamos will just have to face it, when it comes to acting Sabre can do it all, and he is big box office, whilst Amos is only a supporting actor in B Movies, and even that might be over emphasising his importance. His claims to fame in the acting world come from being a stuntman. Since when was that a claim to fame, stuntman just aren’t famous and they never will be, because people couldn’t care less about them, and when it comes to acting, his biggest role is supporting a television actor in a film that no one will go and see. If that’s all he’s got to proud of then I feel sorry for him, because it means his acting career has never amounting to anything and probably never will.

Lisa Blunt: Okay enough of the acting, this is a wrestling fed not the Oscars.

Magenta: But when Stamos was talking about wrestling he was saying even more shit than when he was talking about acting. He went on and on about how PK and Sabre couldn’t possibly get on in their match because of all the matches they’ve had in the past. Well unlike Amos and Bobby. Sabre and PK and real men and real men know that you have to put your differences aside for the common good. And that common good is making sure the Not so Beautiful one and The Cookie Man are put firmly in their place on Monday. Meanwhile Amos and Bobby have the mentality of small school boys, if the slightest thing goes wrong on Monday you know they’ll be at each others throats, and when that happens, men with true intelligence like Sabre and PK will be there to exploits those difference and tear there opponents limb from limb. Then he went on for a while saying that he must be better than Sabre because he beat PK the first time he fought him whist Sabre only beat him on their third meeting, well perhaps if Bobby D had interfered on behalf of Sabre during his matches like he interfered for Amos then Sabre would have almost certainly beat PK at the first time of asking, because let’s face it if Bobby D hadn’t of hit PK with a chair during his match with Amos, then PK would have absolutely wiped the floor with Amos possibly ending with worthless and pitiful career.

Lisa Blunt: So you don’t think that Amos is the true star of OCW, and that he and Bobby are the true heirs to the OCW throne.

Magenta: Absolutely not, they are just a couple of over hyped, over rated pieces of dog excrement, who will be torn to pieces when the true super powers of OCW get their hands on them and go after them with full force. You just wait until Monday Lisa, because on that day you will definitely see who the best two wrestlers are in this fed, are they certainly aren’t the Egomaniacs. And one last thing about Amos going on about Sabre wearing Black trunk in the ring and comparing him to other wrestlers who wear black trunks and just happened to have a shaven head and goatee beards. All I’ve got to say about that is are you bloody blind Amos as well as stupid, Sabre doesn’t even wear trunks to the ring you ignoramus. He wears shorts you daft bastard and their black and white not just black, but I guess if you were blind you wouldn’t know that. And when was the last time you saw those other wrestlers using the kind of technical moves that Sabre uses week in and week out, and are any of those guys masters of submission like Sabre. I very much doubt it, because there isn’t a wrestler competing today who can compare to Sabre when it comes to submission wrestling Just look at the way he made J-Man tap out at the last Pay Per View. I heard the J Man still hadn’t recovered from all those submission holds Sabre put on him, and since you aren’t even half the wrestler that J Man is, when Sabre starts locking you up in the Sabre Death Lock or the One Thousand Years of Pain you’ll almost certainly be tapping out within seconds and you’ll almost certainly be injured for the rest of your miserable life.

Lisa Blunt: I take it you don’t like Amos then?

Magenta: Absolutely not, he’s a total and utter prick, and I can’t wait to see him destroyed on Monday.

Lisa Blunt: What about Bobby D, do you hate him as much.

Magenta: Absolutely, because I’ve never have I seen such an ugly looking freak think so highly of himself.

Lisa Blunt: Of come off it Bobby D is incredibly sexy.

Magenta: Perhaps if you like the dorky goofy look, but if you like real men you wouldn’t touch him with a ten foot barge pole. To me he’s about as sexy as a dead frog, and when Sabre and PK are through with him on Monday he’ll look even worse because his stupid face will be totally covered in scars and bruises, because on Monday both he and Amos will not only have to go through torture pain and suffering, they will also be well and totally and utterly sabreized.

Just now someone can be heard stirring in the hotel suite’s bedroom.

Magenta: It sounds like Sabre’s getting up.

Lisa Blunt: Perhaps I can interview him now.

Magenta: I doubt that very much.

Magenta and Lisa enter the bedroom, when they do so we can just see Sabre getting out of bed.

Sabre: I was just having the most wonderful dream until I was woke up by you two talking, I was dreaming that I lived in a world where Amos Stamos was banned from boring us to death with his usual hour long promos, I’ll tell you what, living on that world was like heaven. Now if you’ll excuse me ladies I’d like to get back to sleep and see if I can have that dream again.

Magenta: See what you’ve done now Lisa, you only went and woke Sabre up.

Lisa Blunt: But he said you woke him up as well.

Magenta: I never heard that, but I definitely heard him say you woke him up, so I’m going to have to kick you out of the room, and not let you have your interview, so kindly get out will before I throw you.

Lisa takes Magenta’s advice and leaves the hotel room, the scene then fades to black.