The scene opens with Sabre, Magenta and Josh Landers sitting on one of the pews inside Middlesbrough Cathedral, not because Sabre is a religious man or anything like that, he is simply looking at the fine architecture, as this particular cathedral is surely one of the finest new cathedrals in the whole of England. Since Sabre has just held onto his Aggression Title Belt at April Attitude he has the belt over his shoulder, even in the house of God and with Pride being one of the seven deadly sins he still has to show off and show everyone that he is still the King of Hardcore. And anyway Sabre isn’t a religious man and Magenta isn’t religious either so being arrogant in a cathedral doesn’t really bother them. At the moment there is no one else in the cathedral, no priests, no bishop, no choir practicing their hymns or people praying so Sabre, Magenta and Josh are able to talk without having to use hushed tones.

Josh Landers: Sabre, why did you bring me to a cathedral today, I know you don’t want to do any praying so why are we here.

Sabre: The superb architecture of course, and if you need a reason other than that, I thought this was the ideal place to forgive a few people for stuff they’ve done in the past. After holding on to my belt on Monday and generally having a great couple of weeks in OCW I’m definitely in the forgiving mood and what better place to do than my local cathedral.

Josh Landers: So who do you want to forgive then?

Sabre: Oh there’s quite a few people out there, firstly Dave Martin, I was quite annoyed with him when he booked El Nutso in my Aggression title match at the pay per view without asking me, since it was obvious that I could take care of Dan Downtown on my own, but since I’m in such a good mood, I forgive him for that. I was also quite angry with El Nutso because he didn’t follow my advice and he actively tried to take my title from me, but once again since I held onto my belt I forgive him. I also forgive J-Man for the nasty things he’s said about Magenta in the past.

Magenta: His words were very unpleasant at the time, but it’s all water under the bridge as far as I’m concerned so I forgive J-Man too.

Sabre: And I’m prepared to forgive Ryan Trent as well for all those weird gimmicks he used to have, some of those gimmicks might have been crimes against wrestling, but I’ll forgive him for them. And lastly I’d like to forgive Painkiller for hitting me with a low blow back on the first edition of Blast. Painkiller knew at the time that I’m the OCW wrestler whose the most susceptible to low blows because of my world famous 12 inch pork sabre, but I’m prepared to let it go and forgive him too.

Josh Landers: Are you sure there’s no one else who’d you’d like to forgive.

Sabre: Absolutely not, none of those other guys are worthy of anything, least of all forgiveness from me. With a couple of exceptions they are all just a bunch of talentless jackass.

Josh Landers: Even our new Ultimate Champion Bobby D, and the new Omega Heavyweight champion Jakkob McKain.

Sabre: Especially them, last Monday those two got lucky, Bobby got a fluke win against PK, and JMK only won because he was up against a pathetic no talent Sabre wanabee. If JMK had actually been up against someone who had skill he would have soundly beaten and in Bobby hadn’t been lucky he would have definitely been on the receiving end of a three count, so those guys deserve nothing what so ever. Other than perhaps a sound thrashing from yours truly.

Josh Landers: Well speaking of PK, Bobby and Amos a man who in my opinion is definitely not a pathetic no talent Sabre wanabee, you’re up against them in a fatal four way this week on Blast, just what are your plans for that match.

Sabre: Don’t worry I’ll tell you about them, but I don’t think this is the right place to discuss them. A House of God is not the right place to talk about what I plan to do to my opponents on Monday, because it’s going to so brutal that if any Priest was to over here what I was talking about, he would probably excommunicate every member of the OCW roster. So I think it would be better if we reconvened outside.

Sabre, Magenta and Josh leave the Cathedral, on the way out Josh genuflects and crosses himself with holy water, but Sabre and Magenta don’t bother because after all they aren’t religious. All three then walk to a nearby field and sit down on the lovely green grass. Taking in the amazing view of The Cleveland Hills and the North York Moors as they do so.

Josh Landers: Go on then, what are your plans for the match?

Magenta: Hold your horses Josh, wait until we’ve taken in the breath-taking view for a while, then we’ll answer you’re questions.

After a couple of minutes of looking at the fine view, Sabre is ready to answer the question.

Sabre: My plans are quite simple really, almost as simple as Tito Bennett. Just two weeks ago on Blast, Painkiller and I formed what many are considering to be The Ultimate Team, a team that would prove unstoppable if we chose to go after the Tag Belts, we totally dominated Bobby D and Amos, put them in their places and picked up the win. This Monday I thoroughly intend to reform my team with PK and make sure that one of us picks up the win so we once again show everyone how much better we are than Bobby and Amos.

Josh Landers: But it’s not a tag match surely at some point during the match your natural competitiveness will kick in, and you’ll do anything possible to win the match by attacking any of the other people in the match, no matter who they are.

Sabre: You’re dead wrong Josh, sure I might well be one of the most competitive people on the OCW roster, and pinning Bobby or Amos on Monday would be absolutely fantastic, but I’m also a team player and if PK has a chance of pinning Bobby or making Amos tap out I’m not going to stop him, because as long as the either member of the Egomaniacs doesn’t win the match I will leave the ring a happy man.

Josh Landers: Bobby D is on a roll though now, he’s just won the Ultimate Title so it’s going to take a major effort to beat him.

Sabre: Perhaps, but I’m sure with PK and myself working as a team we can make short work of him. And we probably won’t even have to pin Bobby anyway, because Amos is in the match as well, and he is definitely a weak link isn’t he.

Josh Landers: No way, he’s triple tough.

Sabre: Oh come on Josh, he’s anything but that. Just look at what’s happened to him over the last few weeks. His beginner’s luck has just run out, and he’s starting to lose every match, and when I say lose, he’s not just being pipped at the post by a small package or a backslide or something like that, in his last couple of matches he’s absolutely had his clock cleaned, by men who are clearly superior to him in every possible way. PK and I give him a good old-fashioned ass whopping two weeks ago, and at the Pay Per View he lost to Jakkob in two straight falls, and in my opinion that’s just pathetic. It is quite clear for everyone to see that his luck has ran out, and he’s now plummeting rapidly to his true level. A level which is way below Pain Killers’ and mine. And on Monday I have no doubt that he’ll end up going down yet another level when Painkiller and myself pulverise him to within an inch of his worthless life. Face facts Josh, Amos Stamos is a loser, his acting career is pathetic at best and his wrestling talents are even worse. When PK and myself get our hands on him on Monday he is going down big time.

Josh Landers: He and Bobby could also team up though, that could present you with some problems.

Sabre: I somehow doubt they’ll team up, they’re egos are way too big, and even if they did team up, we have already shown that we can take care of them. To me it is just so obvious that either Painkiller or myself will win. That Amos will probably be the person who ends up getting pinned and even if he somehow manages to escape our wrath Bobby D will be taken down instead. Even though he might be the champ, a title which I can assure you he won’t hold for long, if we decide to go after him instead of Amos he’ll undoubtedly end up begging us for mercy and staring up at the lights while the ref counts to three and there isn’t a damn thing he can do about it.

Josh Landers: What if that big man we saw at April Attitude gets involved in the match, he’s already shown that he hates Painkiller and that he’s a force to be reckoned with, so how are you going to deal with him.

Sabre: He’ll be no problem what so ever. He only got the better of PK because he attacked him from behind, if he’d gone after PK head on he would have probably been wiped out in seconds, and if he evens thinks of attacking me, he’ll be in for the hiding of his life because if he attacks me he’ll end up like Bobby and Amos will on Monday, totally and utterly sabreized.

With that Sabre and Magenta go back to looking at the marvellous scenery, when they do this they point blankly refuse to answer any more of Josh’s question. Therefore the scene fades to black.