The scene opens with the camera showing the huge twenty feet tall bronze statue of Sabre, which resides in Exchange Square in Middlesbrough (See Roleplay from just before Night of Redemption for more detail on this statue). The statue is looking as magnificent as ever, so great in fact that even the pigeons have too much respect for the statue to shit on it. After basking in the glory of the statue for around a minute the picture changes to show the OCW television studio. In the studio we can see Sabre, Magenta and Josh Landers all looking at a monitor, the monitor is also showing the statue. Sabre looks proudly at the statue before beginning to speak.


Sabre: Josh, isn’t that statue just so awesome.


Josh Landers: I won’t lie to you Sabre, that statue does look very impressive, I’m sure you’re honoured that it was built.


Sabre: Absolutely, and did you know that since I’ve been so successful over the last few weeks in OCW that the good people of Middlesbrough were thinking of building another statue of me a whole ten feet bigger than that one.


Josh Landers: I wasn’t aware of that


Sabre: It’s absolutely true, after my latest triumph on Monday the mayor approached me with the idea, and who can blame him, because during the last month I have been quite simply awesome. Of course I started off this magnificent spell of wrestling at Night of Redemption by beating J-Man in the Real Deal Challenge and then winning the Aggression title.


Sabre taps the Aggression title belt which just happens to be perched on his shoulder.


Sabre: Then I followed that up with several more wins, first against Painkiller and then a couple of wins against Dan Downtown, but as great as all those accomplishments were, and as worthy of praise as they are, last week I accomplished something that surely even the biggest doubters will be amazed by. Because last week I entered a match where the four top ranked wrestlers in the world today were competing against each other, and thanks to my world class ability I came out on top and won the match. And when I say I came out on top, I mean that I whipped the asses of all three of my opponents, hit them all with the Sabrecrusher and made sure that no one can doubt least of all last week’s opponents that I am the number one guy in the history of this company.


Josh Landers: I’m sure Bobby D will doubt that, he’s still the number one ranked wrestler and the Ultimate Champ you know.


Sabre: Surely after the way I dominated at the end of the match even Bobby D will have got it into his thick skull that he can’t even come close to matching me when I’m competing at one hundred percent. And if he hasn’t got that message yet, he surely will next Monday when I bash his brains out and pick up yet another win.


Josh Landers: Don’t forget Randy Lilley, you’re fighting him too.


Sabre: Randy Lilley can kiss my ass, he’s nothing but an insignificant also ran, I have more regard for a dried up piece of dog excrement than I have for him. Sure I’ll pin him if the opportunity’s there, and given his low level of ability I have no doubt the opportunity will arise, but I really don’t care about him at all, because my main focus in this match is Bobby D. Ryan Trent can have the easy task of dealing with Lilley, because Bobby D is all mine. And when I say he’s mine, I mean that I’m going to spend the entire match busting him up real bad, and putting him in a world of hurt.


Josh takes another at the TV screen, when he does so a mischievous glint appears in his eyes, perhaps he has seen the chance to put one over on the people who he’s talking too.


Josh Landers: Hey Magenta, I can see a statue of Sabre on the screen, but I don’t see one of you. Aren’t you a tiny bit jealous about that.


Magenta: Why would I jealous of Sabre, he deserves that statue and I’m proud of what he’s achieved and all the plaudits that he’s had, and anyway I’ve had a street named after me in Middlesbrough so I’ve got my recognition from my home town fans. Anyway you can hardly talk you’re barely famous in your own house and you’ve never had anything named after you either, so don’t criticise me until you’ve actually done something yourself.


Sabre: Remember Josh, people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. So in other words just stick to talking about the match will you, unless you want both Magenta and I to kick your head in.


Josh Landers: (Gulp)


Magenta: Josh you really should be more careful with your words, just think if I was a uncivilised barbarian like Tommy Massacre you would have been knocked out by now, and you’d probably be in a pool of your own blood. So watch yourself in future. Mind you Tommy Massacre’s so weak that even you might have a chance against him so I’d better rephrase that and say if I was an uncivilised barbarian like Amos Stamos you would have been knocked out by now, and you’d probably be in a pool of your own blood.


Sabre: That’s better Magenta.


Josh Landers: Sorry I won’t do it again.


Sabre: Make sure you don’t


Josh Landers: Okay back to the match again. Personally I can’t help but think that you and Ryan Trent won’t get on, after all you’ve both pretty much hated each other ever since you entered OCW Version One. You’ve only ever seemed to have had bad words to say about each other. So how can you two get along and win the match.


Sabre: Yes it might be true that we hate each other, that we’ve always hated each and probably always will until the end of time, but both Ryan and I unlike seemingly most people on this roster are mature adults, we are intelligent and mature enough to put our differences aside for the greater good, and that greater good is Ryan crushing Randy Lilley, which will allow me to concentrate on Bobby D and take him out in the cold efficient manner which I’ve used to put away all my opponents in the last few weeks. Just face it Josh, petty squabbles just won’t stop Ryan and myself, we are just to wise for that. And because we are too wise to fight amongst ourselves it’s going to a long night for Bobby and Randy, because they’re going to end the night completely Sabreized.


With that Sabre and Magenta go back to marvelling at the Sabre statue that’s still on the TV screen, when they do this the scene fades to black.