The scene opens with the camera showing the huge twenty feet tall
bronze statue of Sabre, which resides in Exchange Square in Middlesbrough
(See Roleplay from just before Night of Redemption for more detail on this statue).
The statue is looking as magnificent as ever, so great in fact that even the
pigeons have too much respect for the statue to shit on it. After basking in
the glory of the statue for around a minute the picture changes to show the
OCW television studio. In the studio we can see Sabre, Magenta and Josh
Landers all looking at a monitor, the monitor is also showing the statue.
Sabre looks proudly at the statue before beginning to speak.
Sabre:
Josh, isn’t that statue just so awesome.
Josh
Landers: I won’t lie to you Sabre, that statue does look very impressive, I’m
sure you’re honoured that it was built.
Sabre:
Absolutely, and did you know that since I’ve been so successful over the last
few weeks in OCW that the good people of Middlesbrough were thinking of
building another statue of me a whole ten feet bigger than that one.
Josh
Landers: I wasn’t aware of that
Sabre:
It’s absolutely true, after my latest triumph on Monday the mayor approached
me with the idea, and who can blame him, because during the last month I have
been quite simply awesome. Of course I started off this magnificent spell of
wrestling at Night of Redemption by beating J-Man in the Real Deal Challenge
and then winning the Aggression title.
Sabre
taps the Aggression title belt which just happens to be perched on his
shoulder.
Sabre:
Then I followed that up with several more wins, first against Painkiller and
then a couple of wins against Dan Downtown, but as great as all those
accomplishments were, and as worthy of praise as they are, last week I
accomplished something that surely even the biggest doubters will be amazed
by. Because last week I entered a match where the four top ranked wrestlers
in the world today were competing against each other, and thanks to my world class
ability I came out on top and won the match. And when I say I came out on
top, I mean that I whipped the asses of all three of my opponents, hit them
all with the Sabrecrusher and made sure that no one can doubt least of all
last week’s opponents that I am the number one guy in the history of this
company.
Josh
Landers: I’m sure Bobby D will doubt that, he’s still the number one ranked
wrestler and the Ultimate Champ you know.
Sabre:
Surely after the way I dominated at the end of the match even Bobby D will
have got it into his thick skull that he can’t even come close to matching me
when I’m competing at one hundred percent. And if he hasn’t got that message
yet, he surely will next Monday when I bash his brains out and pick up yet
another win.
Josh
Landers: Don’t forget Randy Lilley, you’re fighting him too.
Sabre:
Randy Lilley can kiss my ass, he’s nothing but an insignificant also ran, I
have more regard for a dried up piece of dog excrement than I have for him.
Sure I’ll pin him if the opportunity’s there, and given his low level of
ability I have no doubt the opportunity will arise, but I really don’t care
about him at all, because my main focus in this match is Bobby D. Ryan Trent
can have the easy task of dealing with Lilley, because Bobby D is all mine.
And when I say he’s mine, I mean that I’m going to spend the entire match
busting him up real bad, and putting him in a world of hurt.
Josh
takes another at the TV screen, when he does so a mischievous glint appears
in his eyes, perhaps he has seen the chance to put one over on the people who
he’s talking too.
Josh
Landers: Hey Magenta, I can see a statue of Sabre on the screen, but I don’t
see one of you. Aren’t you a tiny bit jealous about that.
Magenta:
Why would I jealous of Sabre, he deserves that statue and I’m proud of what
he’s achieved and all the plaudits that he’s had, and anyway I’ve had a
street named after me in Middlesbrough so I’ve got my recognition from my
home town fans. Anyway you can hardly talk you’re barely famous in your own
house and you’ve never had anything named after you either, so don’t
criticise me until you’ve actually done something yourself.
Sabre:
Remember Josh, people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. So in other
words just stick to talking about the match will you, unless you want both
Magenta and I to kick your head in.
Josh
Landers: (Gulp)
Magenta:
Josh you really should be more careful with your words, just think if I was a
uncivilised barbarian like Tommy Massacre you would have been knocked out by
now, and you’d probably be in a pool of your own blood. So watch yourself in
future. Mind you Tommy Massacre’s so weak that even you might have a chance
against him so I’d better rephrase that and say if I was an uncivilised
barbarian like Amos Stamos you would have been knocked out by now, and you’d
probably be in a pool of your own blood.
Sabre:
That’s better Magenta.
Josh
Landers: Sorry I won’t do it again.
Sabre:
Make sure you don’t
Josh
Landers: Okay back to the match again. Personally I can’t help but think that
you and Ryan Trent won’t get on, after all you’ve both pretty much hated each
other ever since you entered OCW Version One. You’ve only ever seemed to have
had bad words to say about each other. So how can you two get along and win
the match.
Sabre:
Yes it might be true that we hate each other, that we’ve always hated each
and probably always will until the end of time, but both Ryan and I unlike
seemingly most people on this roster are mature adults, we are intelligent
and mature enough to put our differences aside for the greater good, and that
greater good is Ryan crushing Randy Lilley, which will allow me to
concentrate on Bobby D and take him out in the cold efficient manner which I’ve
used to put away all my opponents in the last few weeks. Just face it Josh,
petty squabbles just won’t stop Ryan and myself, we are just to wise for
that. And because we are too wise to fight amongst ourselves it’s going to a
long night for Bobby and Randy, because they’re going to end the night
completely Sabreized.
With
that Sabre and Magenta go back to marvelling at the Sabre statue that’s still
on the TV screen, when they do this the scene fades to black.
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