The scene opens with Sabre and Magenta, sitting in front of a computer screen, accompanying them is Brian Wilson, but since it’s Brian Wilson he isn’t allowed to sit, instead he is forced to stand behind them. Currently all three people are looking at the OCW official Website, the particular page they’re looking at is the Wrestler Profile Page.

Sabre: Brian what more evidence than this do you need to see that I’m the biggest star in OCW history, and the most popular wrestler ever.

Brian Wilson: Er what are you talking about Sabre.

Sabre: Well most people assume that Jakkob McKain, his idiot son Tommy Massacre and perhaps Rick White are the most popular people in OCW amongst the fans but just at the number of hits each wrestler has had on their individual profile page and you’ll see that my popularity far exceeds theirs. In fact I have almost as many hits as those three do combined.

Brian Wilson: I don’t think that’s an accurate check to see how popular someone is.

Sabre: Well it is in my opinion, anyway I didn’t stick the internet on so I could look at wrestler’s profiles. These profiles have no real interest to me, because after all do I really care that Tito Bennett used to play in the XFL, that Amos Stamos weighs in at 245 pounds or that Rick White wasn’t the most popular kid in his school, because regardless of a man’s past when he gets in the ring with me, he is going to feel immense amounts of pain and he will lose badly. My main reason to put the internet on was not to look at profiles but instead it is to see the OCW archives and while I’m at it to check out the EHWC archives too, to see why in the past I’ve disliked Ryan Trent with a passion.

Sabre selects the link to the OCW archives, and then another link to see past Ryan Trent interviews and matches. The first set of interviews and matches we can see on the computer screen show Ryan in his Prankster days.

Sabre: Just like everyone else on the Version One roster I couldn’t stand that Prankster gimmick he had, in fact it just down right pissed me off, of course he never played any pranks on me because I’m above all that malarkey, but sometimes his little pranks might cause some sort of disruption to OCW programming and an interview I was about to give might be delayed or something like that and I’d have to hang around with Lisa Blunt for that much longer so I guess that’s where my contempt for Ryan started off.

Next Sabre selects a link which show Ryan during the days when he wore a suit of armour to the ring and rode a horse to the ring.

Sabre: Since I’m a wrestling fan as well as a wrestler, seeing a man come down to the ring wearing a suit of armour and riding a horse to the ring was just to much for me to take. That’s not what wrestling should be about, it should be about one man kicking another man’s ass like I’ll be doing to Bobby D on Monday, it’s not about wearing the most ridiculous outfit you can find and making yourself look like a complete dickhead. So I guess that’s another reason why I’ve disliked him.

Now Sabre puts the EHWC site up and looks at the Ryan Trent archive on that site.

Sabre: And in EHWC we probably saw Ryan at his most weird, because it was that time when he seemed to have an unnatural obsession with crows. And having an unnatural obsession with crows is just something I can’t tolerate, so that’s probably another reason why I’ve disliked him ever since I set eyes on him. And you’ve got to also remember that he’s said some downright weird stuff over the years, and some of those comments were nasty and unpleasant ones directed at Magenta and myself. So I’ve definitely got a lot of reason to dislike him. On the other hand I could never work out why he seemed to hate me, because after all I’m such a nice person, and I would never do anything to make someone hate me, perhaps he was jealous of my relationship with Magenta, and who could blame him, she is a total fox after all.

Brian Wilson: And you’re point Sabre, it seems to me that showing everyone reasons why you hate your tag team partner is not a good way to build tag team continuity.

Sabre: Brian when you get in the ring and actually win a match then you might have the right to criticise my preparations before a match, but until them just shut up. The reason why I’m pointing out the reasons why I dislike Ryan is so that he knows where we stand in our match. I don’t want to hide my feelings from him because that creates suspicion and that could mean our team wouldn’t operate as effectively as it should. And if Ryan knows my opinions of him before the match and I know his opinions, which I’m sure he’ll tell me before the match, then we know where we both stand and as mature adults unlike our opponents we can leave those opinions where they belong, and that is outside the ring while we get down to the business of beating our opponents to a bloody pulp. You see Brian, despite our differences I have no doubt that Ryan and I will be one the same page during our match, although I doubt that could be said about our opponents. These days Bobby D doesn’t seem to trust anyone, so how can he be expected to trust Randy Lilley, a man who would undoubtedly stab his best friend in the back if he actually had one and it could advance his career one iota. Just face it Brian, those two won’t get on, and Ryan and I will exploit that to the hilt, with Ryan easily taking out Lilley, leaving me the pleasant task of demolishing Bobby D, and giving our team our deserved victory.

As Sabre says that Magenta leans over towards him and whispers something in his ear.

Sabre: Good point Magenta, I’d overlooked the fact that Amos Stamos will be Bobby’s corner on Monday. Bobby doesn’t seem to trust Amos as much as he used to, so I have no doubt that wily veterans like Ryan and myself can exploit that, giving us yet another avenue to explore to pick up our win.

Once again Magenta whispers something in Sabre’s ear.

Sabre: Oh yes I’d forgotten about that, Bobby’s little girlfriend is also apparently going to be at ringside during the match. You’ll know what to do with her won’t you Magenta. Brian I just can’t believe how many trump cards we hold going into this match, despite the fact that Ryan and I aren’t the best of friends we hold a Royal Flush going into this match compared to Bobby and Randy’s 7 High, and because of that there is just no doubt that our opponents will end up being sabreized.

With that the scene fades to black.