The scene opens inside one of London’s big nightclubs, the kind of nightclub where celebrities usually hang out when they’re letting their hair down. At the moment we can see several minor celebrities, although all these celebrities are famous in Britain only thus saving me the bother of thinking identities for them, there are also lots of very attractive women, most of them eager to attract the attentions of one of the male celebrities. Most of the people in the club are doing what most people do in clubs, drinking alcohol, dancing and a few people are already getting intimate with members of the opposite sex, so all in all there’s nothing that interesting going on at the moment. After this scene is shown for a short while, a celebrity more famous than all the other celebrities in the club combined walks into the establishment. Naturally this person is none other than the rather imposing Sabre. Sabre’s appearance causes quite a stir in the club, and several women start to move towards him, but for the time being Sabre doesn’t seem to be interested in them. There’s only one place he wants to go at the moment and that’s the bar. Accompanying Sabre into the club are two other men, by the looks of them they are both wrestlers, the first man sort of looks a biker, and with his attire normally wouldn’t get into a high class club like this one, but since he’s with Sabre and the fact that he’s around six feet seven and 290 pounds means he has no trouble getting in. This person is none other than OCW House Show wrestler AJ Moonlight, and this marks the first time he’s been seen on OCW TV, the second wrestler was seen on OCW TV two weeks ago, and is none other than Boring Dave, he has now seemingly recovered from the three Sabrecrusher given to him by Sabre. On getting to the bar Sabre being a major world wide celebrity gets served straightaway, and after having a word with the barman he is given a beer for himself, a beer for AJ and an low alcoholic alcopop for Boring Dave. After getting served AJ and Sabre go and sit down, but as they are doing this Boring Dave seems to start staring at random attractive women and kind of wanders off. Wisely the camera man sticks with Sabre and AJ.

AJ Moonlight: Hey Sabre, can you remind me once again why you let that boring sack of shit come out with us, bloody hell I’d rather have a spike stuck up my ass that have to sit down and have a drink with him.

Sabre: I thought it might be a laugh, because when he comes out to a club he always gets pissed on about two pints of beer, and he always tries to pull women, and he always fails miserably, and looks like a complete tit into the bargain, so it’ll definitely be funny to see what he does tonight.

AJ Moonlight: That’s fair enough I suppose but I still can’t believe he agreed to come out with you after you gave him three sabrecrushers two weeks ago.

Sabre: That’s simple AJ, he’s a sad bastard with absolutely no mates, so he’s always going to accept any invitation to go out, as he never knows when the next invitation will come. Anyway he’s just wandered back over here so let’s watch him and see how feeble his pulling attempts are.

Sure enough Dave has wandered back over to Sabre and AJ’s table, he’s still looking at a lot of women though, and by the looks of him even though he’s only had a small amount of weak alcopop he’s well on the way to been drunk. Drunk enough to have the confidence to go and try to chat up a few women. The first women he walks up to is a very attractive blonde.

Boring Dave (In his usually incredibly boring voice) Errrrr, do you come here often?

The women doesn’t even dignify him with a response, she just walks off instead. So therefore he tries another lady, this time he tries his luck with a cute looking red head.

Boring Dave: Get you’re coat darling you’ve pulled.

Cute Red Head: Piss off will you.

Dave skulks away but is still confident that his luck might be in tonight. The camera now moves back to Sabre and AJ.

Sabre: Told you he was completely pathetic didn’t I.

AJ Moonlight: As pathetic as your opponents this week Dynamite Rick White and Joel Crystal.

Sabre: Perhaps not as pathetic as them, but it’s pretty damn close. Because after all I just can’t see how anyone even Boring Dave can be as pathetic as White and Crystal. Those two are clearly just a bunch of retards. Just look at Rick White, he’s had so many chances of going up against the top OCW guys and he’s failed every time. He’s lost to Painkiller and Amos Stamos, hell even Randy Lilley pinned him and he’s a complete pile of shit.

AJ Moonlight: He seems pretty damn useless to me.

Sabre: And as for this Joel Crystal fellow, he possibly even worse, sure his record isn’t to bad, but he did get pinned by Tommy Massacre, and that’s just down right embarrassing, because Tommy is just a little kid. And added to that is the fact that the guy has no history what so ever. Meaning that he’s done nothing of note in his entire worthless life. Those two guys will just have to face it, their both bloody terrible and don’t belong in the same ring as me. The only chance they have of even coming close to beating me, is abandoning the triple threat rules and turning the match into a handicap match.

AJ Moonlight: I’m sure that’s what Middle had in mind when be booked the match anyway.

Sabre: Probably, as he knows there’s no way those chumps could beat me on their own, mind you even of they do team up there chances are still virtually zero as I’m just that much better than the pair of them, as I have more wrestling talent in my little finger than either of those two do in their entire bodies.

With that the camera goes back to Boring Dave trying to attract another woman, this time the women is slightly overweight, although she’s attractive for an overweight woman.

Boring Dave: Hey Baby, you look like you’ve got the complete package, a beautiful face, a superb body, and you don’t sweat much for a fat lass.

With that the women throws her drink over Dave and quite rightly too if you ask me, in the background as Dave is getting covered in the drink we can see Sabre and AJ laughing away at his feeble pulling attempts. After they’ve laughed for a bit Sabre beckons Dave over to see him. Dave duly obliges and goes to stand next to Sabre, he has to stand because Sabre refuses to let him sit down.

Sabre: Dave perhaps you’d be more successful in you tried some better lines.

Boring Dave: What do you suggest.

Sabre spends the next minute whispering a few lines to Dave for him to use, after he gives him the lines Dave wanders off again and Sabre speaks to AJ again, as they do this a waitress takes away the beer glasses which by now they’ve finished and replaces them with a couple more beers.

AJ Moonlight: Do you think those lines will work for him.

Sabre: No way AJ, it’s Boring Dave we’re talking about here, he’ll never score not even with the great lines I’ve just given him, but it will be funny watching him try.

AJ Moonlight: Are the lines as impressive as your win over Bobby D on Blast.

Sabre: Probably not, as I doubt anything will be as impressive as that. Because on Monday I totally took the Ultimate Champ to school, I hammered him into the ground and then finished him off with one huge Sabrecrusher. To be quite honest I massacred him, and showed everyone why I’m the greatest wrestler in OCW history, and I’ll tell you what after the way I’ve beat Painkiller, Amos Stamos and Bobby in the last few weeks, surely it’s about time I got a title shot at either Bobby D or JMK, and if I don’t get that shot, then it’s just too obvious that Paul Middle is holding me down because he’s just jealous of me, and because he knows I’d take one of his precious titles away from his Precious little Team OCW.

The camera now goes back to Dave, who is now trying it on with a statuesque Raven haired beauty.

Boring Dave: Hey Pet, do you like Jewellery.

Raven Haired Statuesque Beauty: Why are you going to buy me a ring.

Boring Dave: No, but you can suck on my cock it’s a gem.

Unsurprisingly the women slaps Dave and walks away, Dave is not downhearted though he merely moves onto the next women, a petit blond with an ample chest.

Boring Dave: What has two thumbs, likes Blowjobs and speaks French?

Petit Large Chested Blonde: I don’t know.

Dave puts his hands up and points to himself with his thumbs in similar manner to RVD.

Boring Dave: MOI!

The women is not impressed and walks away saying what a prat. The camera then moves onto Sabre and AJ again.

AJ Moonlight: Those lines just aren’t working for him.

Sabre: Don’t worry though he’ll keep on trying.

The camera moves back to Dave, for some reason he now has a pool ball in his hand. He then moves on to the next women, this women could very well win a Brittney Spears look a like competition.

Boring Dave: Do you know what kind of ball this is.

Brittney Look a like: That’s easy it’s a pool ball.

Boring Dave: Well if you’re so good at identifying types of balls, I’ve got a couple in my pants you might want to take a look at.

Brittney Look a like: Get out of my sight you arsehole.

Dave obliges and moves onto the next women, this time the pool ball has gone and instead he’s got an icecube in his hand, he throws the icecube in front of a sexy brunette and jumps on it smashing the ice into little bits.

Boring Dave: Now that I’ve broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?

Brunette: Jesus, how old are you, that one was out of date years ago.

Boring Dave: Hey pet, my name night not be Jesus, but the size of my cock’s a miracle, and it doesn’t take until the third day to rise again.

Brunette: You worm

The brunette pokes Dave in the eye with her sharp finger nails and moves as far away from Dave as possible, leaving Dave in some pain. The camera quickly moves back to Sabre and AJ.

AJ: My god what a loser, even with you’re oh so amazing chat up lines he hasn’t got a chance.

Sabre: You just wait until the last line I’ve given him, then we’ll see just how much of a loser he really is.

Dave now walks up to another women, this women is the very sexy Rachel Stevens formally of the band S Club 7.

Boring Dave: Hey pet do you want to see my elephant?

Rachel: Not Particularly.

Dave though won’t take no for an answer, and he proceeds to show Rachel his elephant, he pulls out the pockets of his trousers so that they resemble ears, and then he undoes his flies and exposes the elephant’s trunk. Rachel looks on in disgust and also suggests that she’ll need a magnifying glass to see what Dave just exposed. The club bouncers on seeing this have had quite enough of Dave’s antics, these bouncers are particularly big even for bouncers, not as big as Sabre or AJ, but easily bigger than Dave, and there are five of them, they quickly grab hold of him and throw him out of the club, without even giving him the chance to zip himself back up. Most of the women in the club are quite happy with this state of affairs. Sabre and AJ are laughing at Dave again.

AJ Moonlight: What did you tell him the old elephant trick for, he was bound to get thrown out if he done that.

Sabre: Just for a laugh AJ, I knew he’d do it because he’s a clueless bastard who doesn’t know any better, and it’s almost great to take advantage of clueless bastards, just like it will be great on Monday to take advantage of two even bigger clueless bastards like Rick White and Joel Crystal, as I make sure that they are both well and truly sabrezied.

With that Sabre and AJ return to the serious task of beer drinking and the scene fades to black.