The scene opens with a repeat showing of Rick White giving his speech about stopping violence, after Rick gives his speech the camera cuts away from him and starts to show one of the executive boxes in the currently empty Charlotte Coliseum. When the camera starts to show this room we can see two people watching a monitor that is still showing Rick’s speech. Normally these people would be Sabre and Magenta, but not today that’s not the case because at the moment Magenta is accompanied by AJ Moonlight.

AJ Moonlight: I don’t know why Rick bothers giving all these speeches to the kids, its not like anybody listens to him, or could even give a crap what he says.

Magenta: In fact the kids will probably do the exact opposite of what he says because let’s face it none of them want to turn out to be a big loser like him do they.

AJ Moonlight: And even if the kids did listen to him, and followed his lead there would still be no point in preaching to them, because kids these days are just crap, in fact there isn’t a person under the age of eighteen who’s even worth five seconds of my time, your time or Sabre’s time. It’s just so obvious that’s kids today are just completely worthless.

The door to the executive box now opens and Sabre walks in holding a piece of paper, when he enters the room we can see Magenta look away almost in disgust, although it looks more like she’s pretending to be disgusted rather than that she actually is disgusted, at the moment though Sabre doesn’t see this, he then walks over to where AJ and Magenta are sitting.

Sabre: Hey good news AJ.

Before Sabre can tell AJ the good news he sees Magenta doing her mock look of disgust.

Sabre: I’m not still in the doghouse I am.

Magenta: Of course you’re still in the doghouse, last Tuesday you and AJ were out drinking until 8 O’clock in the morning, and when you eventually did come back to the hotel room you absolutely stank of booze.

Sabre: Haven’t I apologised enough for that yet, and anyway you don’t seem to be mad with AJ do you, you two are getting on like a house on fire.

Magenta: But AJ isn’t my boyfriend and he doesn’t have a match on Monday does he. That match is the real reason I’m mad with you, I don’t mind if you go out drinking with your mates, because I’m not one of those stupid possessive women who needs to know where their boyfriends are at all times, but since you have a match coming up, you really should be getting ready for it instead of drinking all night long.

Sabre: Oh come on I’m up against White and Crystal this week.

Magenta: Yes I know you’re up against White and Crystal, and I know you’re way better than those two and could probably beat them both without any difficulty what so ever, but you should still get ready for the match instead of going out drinking all night long.

Sabre: Okay I’m really sorry, I promise I won’t do it again.

Sabre can now be seen crossing his fingers behind his back, the camera can see this and so can AJ but alas Magenta can’t.

Sabre: Now you’re not still mad at me are you.

Magenta: How could I stay mad at you Sabre, you’re just way too adorable for that.

With that Magenta gets up and gives Sabre a big kiss, making all the men at home incredibly jealous, Sabre then sits down on the chair which Magenta just got up from and Magenta sits on his knee.

Magenta: Okay now we’ve got that out of the way, what’s the good news you had.

Sabre hands the piece of paper he was holding to Magenta who looks at it for a bit.

Magenta: Now that is good news, you’re match on Monday is even more in the bag than it was before.

AJ Moonlight: What’s the news then.

Sabre: Well I’ve just been to see Dave Martin, and after a tiny little twenty second long discussion he agreed with my proposal to give my good buddy AJ Moonlight a manager’s license for my match against Joel Crystal and Rick White. Which means that during my match both of you two can be at ringside helping me towards my certain victory,

AJ Moonlight: Superb, that will totally even up the sides and will definitely take away that one small chance that either of those two bozos had of picking up the upset win.

Magenta: Absolutely, it’s just a given those two are going to try and team up to try and beat you, Crystal might say otherwise but at the end of the day he’s one of Middle’s boys, and they always do everything he says because none of them have a mind of their own, and if Paul told them to team up against you, and I have no doubt that he’ll do that, then you can be rest assured that they’ll team up against you. But now with AJ and myself at ringside that plan has been rendered almost useless.

Sabre: Hey that’s why I’m the number one guy in this company, I’m always thinking of ways to overcome the pathetic little obstacles that Paul Middle puts in front of me. Mind you I don’t really need my immense brain power to overcome the obstacles that have been put in front of me this week. Rick White as well as having no talent is a beer can short or a six pack. I’ve seen people with IQs of less than seventy who had more brainpower than him, and Joel Crystal recently got pinned by a retarded seventeen year old one hundred and eighty seven pounder, so I have absolutely nothing to fear from either of them. Just look at Rick White’s latest outpourings, they prove without a shadow of a doubt that he’s definitely denser than a piece of lead. Firstly he says he isn’t going to respect me, because I didn’t respect him, so basically he’s saying that the big nasty Sabre said nasty things about me, so I’m going to say nasty things about him, my god what a big baby, mind you I couldn’t care if he respected me or not anyway, because his opinions are totally worthless. But compared to the rest of his statements, those words almost seem like they come from one of the world’s greatest ever thinkers, because after revealing that he has a mental age of about ten, he went onto say that he’s had more success than me in OCW.

There now follows a good minute of laughter from Sabre, Magenta and AJ, after they’ve calmed down Sabre begins to talk again.

Sabre: Rick just take a look at the rankings will you, you only need to look at them for a few seconds, because that’s all it needs to see that I’m way above you in them. Then take a look at out win loss records, you’ll quickly see that I’ve won twice as many matches as I’ve lost and all of loses were pretty dodgy I might add while you Rick have a record which currently stands below fifty percent. Then take a look at the title history Rick, there you’ll see that I’m a two time and current Aggression champion, and that I’ve held the belt for quite some time, while all you’ve is held the Blast Title for a week, now you might be proud of that fact, but the Blast title definitely ranks below the Aggression title, and you lost it after a week to a no talent punk who I went onto destroy on two separate occasions. Then Rick just take a look at the Version One archives and you’ll see that I held the Version One world title twice and the tag belts, so with all those credential behind me it is quite clear to see that your claims to have been more successful in OCW are just plain laughable. Mind you they’re not quite as laughable as you’re wrestling ability. After that idiotic comment from Rick, he said that I couldn’t take it in big time matches.

More laughs all round.

Sabre: If I can’t take it in big time matches, how come I’ve got victories over Painkiller, J-Man, Bobby D, JMK and Amos Stamos, it’s just crazy to even think that I’m not a big match wrestler when I’ve beat everyone there is to beat on our roster, but I suppose we’re talking about Rick White here, who as always is totally clueless so he wouldn’t know the facts even if they were staring right at him. Then he asks if I’ve ever had to face the best wrestler in OCW, Rick that’s a question that we all know doesn’t need answering because it’s pretty damn obvious that I’ve never faced the best wrestler in OCW, because I’ve never faced myself have I. He also asked me if I’ve ever been mauled be a group of street thugs, that’s another dumb question because once again every one knows the answer is no, because unlike Rick I am more than capable of handling a couple of hoodlums as unlike you I’m not a total wimp. Then finally he considers himself to be better than me.

You’ve got it, Laughter fills the room once again.

Sabre: Rick there might be one or two things you’re better than me at, such as talking out of your ass and being an imbecile, but when it comes to wrestling you’re not even close to being as good as me, because after all I’m the Ultimate Fighting Machine and the next Ultimate Champ while you’re just the Ultimate Chump. Now my other opponent on Monday is Joel Crystal, he might be quite a bit brighter than Rick White as he knows some of my impressive credentials and he realises that I’m one of the best so he has some brain power, but that is where the compliments stop. How can a man who loses cleanly to a little kid ever be seen as a viable challenger to me, he can claim he lost on purpose because he didn’t want to team with Jason Storm, but I know that’s a load of bollocks, because no one turns down the chance to win tag team gold, in version one I teamed up with El Nutso to win the tag belts even though I didn’t like him at the time because the belts meant that much to me, so of course Crystal tried his hardest in that tag title match, which makes it even more embarrassing that he got pinned by a kid, and makes it even more obvious that when I get my hands on him he’ll be crushed like a little bug.

Both my opponents can shout until they’re blue in the face that I was wrong to look down on them so much, but let’s face it neither of them has done anything that’s even remotely worthy of praise, and they probably never will do either so why shouldn’t I look down on them. Because from my lofty position right at the top of OCW there is only one result I can see taking place on Monday and that is both my opponents getting completely sabreized. And with Magenta and AJ at ringside during the match backing me up there isn’t a damn thing they can do about it.

AJ Moonlight: Hey Sabre, are you finished yet I wanted to watch Rick White’s match with Painkiller again so I can laugh at Rick get pinned.

Sabre: Be my guest AJ, because after all I can’t get enough of watching Rick get his ass well and truly kicked.

With that the scene fades to black.