The scene opens inside Sabre’s locker room, but this is no ordinary locker room, because as you all may know Sabre demands the best of everything, so this locker room could very well be the best one the world has ever seen, far better than anything the members of Team OCW will get. The camera then moves around the room, when it does we can see Sabre, Magenta and AJ Moonlight all laughing very loudly, it almost appears that there sides are going to split from all the laughing, because the laughter really is that intense. The camera then moves around a bit more until we can see the reason why they’re laughing and the reason is quite simple, there is a monitor in the locker room showing Rick White’s latest promo. The laughter keeps going on for a while, eventually Boring Dave walks into the room he starts laughing as well, although it would appear that he hasn’t got a clue what Sabre et al. are laughing at, it seems that all he wants to do is fit in. After all a little while Sabre, AJ and Magenta spot Dave and immediately stop laughing.

Sabre: What the bloody hell do you want man, can’t you see I’ve got things to do.

Since the other three people have stopped laughing Dave stops as well as he doesn’t want to look silly.

Boring Dave: Well I just wanted to ask your advice on something, all the other wrestlers always ignore me, so I thought I’d ask you since you don’t ignore me all the time.

Sabre: Dave piss off will you, I’m too busy thinking of ways which I can brutalise Rick White and Joel Crystal on Monday to help you out.

Boring Dave: Oh please Sabre I’ve go no one else to turn to.

Sabre: No way Davey Boy get out of here.

Magenta: Oh go on Sabre, give the man a chance, let him say his piece.

Magenta then secretly whispers something to Sabre so Dave can’t here them, luckily the camera can pick it up.

Magenta: It might be funny to hear what he has to say, and we can use it to take the piss out of him later as well.

Sabre: (Whispering to Magenta so Dave can’t hear) Great Idea Magenta.

Sabre then turns back to Dave.

Sabre: Go on then Dave what do you want to say.

Boring Dave: Well as you might know I seem to have a lot of troubles with the opposite sex.

Sabre: I had kind of noticed that Dave.

Boring Dave: Well I want to see if you can help me with that problem.

Sabre: Dave when it comes to pulling women you’re beyond hope, in fact you’re almost as hopeless as my opponents on Monday, who probably couldn’t wrestle their way out of a paper bag.

Boring Dave: Well I think I’ve finally come to terms with why I can’t seem to attract women.

Sabre: What you’ve finally realised that you’re a boring bastard with a weird shaped head.

Boring Dave: No, it all stems from my one and only girlfriend.

AJ Moonlight: You had a girlfriend, no freaking way, so must have weighed at least two hundred and fifty pounds and was probably deaf and blind too.

Boring Dave: Anyway after she left me I just have been able to bring myself to really trying to romance women properly.

Magenta: Oh that’s so sweet, isn’t first love something special.

Sabre: First Love my ass, no one else was desperate enough to take him.

Boring Dave: No Magenta it had nothing to do with first love, you see after going out with that girl for three years at the age of twenty three I finally made love to her.

Sabre and AJ laugh at the thought of Dave having sex, even Magenta struggles to stifle a brief snigger.

AJ Moonlight: Jesus, there’s no way on earth you’ve ever been laid.

Boring Dave: Now at the time we made love, we were both virgins.

Sabre: What a surprise.

Boring Dave: Yes we were both Virgins and I wore a sheath, and the sex didn’t really seem to last very long.

Sabre: I wonder why

Boring Dave: But from that day on I haven’t really been able to romance a woman properly because even though we were both virgins and I wore a condom, I might just have AIDS.

Magenta’s jaw almost hits the fall because of Dave’s stupidity, while AJ can barely contain himself, he falls over from the laughter, Sabre though manages to just about keep a straight face.

Sabre Dave you have about as much chance of having Aids as Rick White and Joel Crystal have of beating me, and that chance is a big fat zero, now get out of here you sad bastard and go back to your sad life without any chance of having any female company ever again before AJ and I kick you out you sorry son of a b###h.

Dave might be boring and he might lack common sense, but he’s not completely stupid, so he wisely leaves the room rather than face the wrath of two of the most intimidating men you’re ever likely to see. Sabre, Magenta and AJ then go back to watching the Rick White promo, once again as soon as they start watching it they laugh with great gusto.

Sabre: Oh man, just you thought Rick White couldn’t dig himself into a bigger hole, he goes and does the impossible and makes himself look even more stupid than usual.

Magenta: I didn’t think it could be done but some how Rick managed it, that man has somehow brought stupidity to a whole new level.

Sabre: Despite the fact that I’ve pointed out all the facts to him, and despite the fact that there isn’t a person on the face of the planet who agrees with him he still thinks he’s better than me, and still thinks he’s been more successful in OCW than me. Words can barely describe how absurd those statements are, and even more absurd than those statements is his reasoning behind them, it seems his entire reasoning is based around the fact that I haven’t won the Ultimate Title yet, well neither has Rick, and Rick hasn’t even a title shot yet because he just too lame to be even considered for one. Hell even Taylor Reade had a shot at the belt, so it says a lot that Rick White can’t get one. And if that’s Rick sole reason to show that he’s better than me, then it just becomes even more obvious that he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer, because that’s the lamest reasoning I’ve ever heard. It’s like saying that Tonga have a better football team than Holland, because Holland have lost in a world cup final and Tonga haven’t.

AJ Moonlight: Didn’t that retard say that all your OCW Version One Accomplishments mean nothing to him because he didn’t compete in that fed.

Sabre: Something along those lines, which again showed his complete ignorance, because those titles meant a hell of a lot. Version one ran for well over a year, and it had many fine champions and one hell of a legacy, which makes my accomplishment of holding the world title for the longest time something worthy of the highest praise. Anyway we all know that the only reason you didn’t compete in Version One was because you were too busy getting your ass kicked in the WWWP. Now Rick let me remind you the WWWP was another fed that I dominated winning two world titles, the tag belts and the IC belt, but whilst you were there, you won jack shit. You’re record there was abysmal, while mine was legendary. Which I think proves again that I’m the better wrestler by far. Just face it Rick, everyway you look at it, and everyway you look at the facts, you see that I’m vastly superior to you, you my friend don’t even come close, and no matter how much you try to argue otherwise ,you’ll never convince anybody because you just don’t have the actions to back up your pitiful words. And what on earth were you talking about when you said that I’m only a midcarder, that’s clearly just crazy talk. I’ve mainevented more cards than you ever will Rick, even if you left OCW, joined the indys and wrestled until you were in your sixties, you still wouldn’t even come close to maineventing the number of times I have. Rick it really is ridiculous how full of shit you are, but luckily for me I won’t have to put up with your shit for much longer because after I’ve kicked your ass all over the ring you won’t even dream of talking such bullshit ever again. Now moving from that dickhead who from now on I might just have to refer to as Prick Shite instead of using his proper name, and moving on to Joel Crystal my other opponent on Monday. Just because I want to punish Prick Shite on Monday doesn’t mean you’re going to escape without a beating. I still intend to give you a damn good thrashing too and send you straight to hell. For me beating Prick Shite just isn’t enough I need to beat you too so everyone can see once again why I’m the best and why I deserve a title shot in the not too distant future. Joel I may not hate you as much as I hate Prick, but I still hate you, and you’re still in my way so you’re definitely going to get hurt in a big way on Monday, and you’ll probably be hurt so much that you’ll never be the same again. And with Magenta and AJ Moonlight backing me up there isn’t a damn thing you two sorry bastards can do about it.

Magenta: Okay enough of the chat Sabre, let’s get back to watching this comedy masterpiece.

Sabre, Magenta and AJ start watching Rick’s promo again, when they do so they start to laugh again, the scene then fades to black.