The scene opens deep in the heart of the Australian Outback, apart from one little shack that is standing in the middle of the shot all that can be seen is desert and some small patches of scrub forest. After looking at this desolate scene for a few seconds the viewers can suddenly notice a lone horseman appear into the scene, he is wearing the standard Australian Bushman gear, a bushman hat, a blue shirt with a crocodile skin jacket over the top and black trousers. With the clothes he has on he definitely looks like a bushman and if wasn’t for the fact that this man is clearly 300 pounds of solid muscle, has a goatee beard and is in his mid twenties he could even pass for Mick ‘Crocodile’ Dundee, but given the characteristics that he does posses it is obvious to all that this man isn’t Paul Hogan’s most famous creation it is in fact Sabre. Sabre rides his horse towards the shack, and upon reaching it he gets off it, he then ties the horse to a rail so that it can’t run off before going into the shack. As he goes in the camera changes to one based inside the shack. Inside the shack we can see Magenta sitting down watching a small portable black and white television, but as soon as Sabre enters the shack she turns around to talk to him. As she turns around we can see that she still has some bruises from the vicious attack that was perpetrated on her by Joe Jackson.

Magenta: Sabre can you just remind me what the hell are we doing out here in the middle of nowhere.

Sabre: Hey it’s not my fault it’s Paul Middle’s, he’s the one that told me he was arranging a trip for every OCW employee who wanted it, and he also told me that the trip was to see the real Australia. Well naturally I signed us up because you can’t beat a free holiday.

Magenta: This isn’t my idea of a good time though.

Sabre: Nor is it mine, and this is definitely not what I expected when Middle told me that we were going to see the real Australia. I thought we’d be walking around Ularu, going to the Sydney Opera House or seeing where they make Home and Away. Not dumped out here with nothing to do all day except watch re-runs of I Love Lucy and discuss sheep shearing with the locals.

Magenta: I suppose Middle is right in one respect though this probably is the real Australia, a boring, desolate, backward country with inhabitants that have nothing better to do than talk about farming.

Sabre: My god this place truly is awful isn’t it, I wish we were anywhere but here, even Canada or the USA would be preferable. If only Middlesbrough’s second most famous son after me, Captain James Cook could have discovered somewhere other than this god-forsaken shithole then we could be wrestling somewhere decent this week, but no he had to go and discover this mosquito and Kangaroo infested cess pool of a country and therefore leave us stuck out in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do.

Magenta: Why on earth did Middle not tell you he was going to put us out here all week, instead of putting us in our usual luxury five star suite.

Sabre: I can only think it’s his lack of respect for me again, it seems he thinks it perfectly acceptable to trick me into staying in the Australian outback for a week, well next time I see him he’ll be getting a piece of my mind because it is far from acceptable for him to do that to me. A man of my standing should have the best not the absolute worst. And I was just starting to think that he was beginning to respect me as well, giving me a much deserved chance to go for the aggression title at Die Another Day against that useless punk Joey The Devastator Jackson, but then he goes and does this and again shows me that even though I’ve made millions of dollars for him over the last year he holds me in no regard at all.

Magenta: Just keeping winning your matches and he’ll be forced to give you the respect the deserve, but let’s move away from Paul for a moment and go back to Joey Jackson, you are going to totally kick his ass this week aren’t you to punish him for what he did to me last Monday.

Sabre: You got it Magenta, Joey is going to suffer immeasurably for what he did to you, I’m going to torture him when I get my hands on him and put him through so much pain that he will probably think that hell is nice compared to being in the ring with me. And it doesn’t matter who his partner is in the match because there is not a man alive who could stop me from giving Joey the hiding of his miserable life.

Magenta: I knew I could count on you to give Joey one hell of a beating.

Sabre: Of course you can count one me, and if his mystery partner tries to get in my way and stop me destroying Joey then he will get the same treatment that I’m handing out to Joey. That mystery partner might as well stay outside the ring for the entire match because if he even puts one foot inside the ring, I’ll make sure that the offending foot ends up broken along with every other bone in his body.

Magenta: I personally don’t understand why you have to fight in a handicap match anyway.

Sabre: No neither can I Magenta, after all Middle had already given me the title shot, and Joey isn’t the champ is he. I just can’t see how he has the power to book the match, not that it bothers me because I’ll win anyway no matter who is partner is, even if it was the Late Andre the Giant at the peak of his powers, or Chris Shea holding two sledgehammers, there is no one who can stop me when I am this motivated and thus Joey will lose and lose big time when we get in the ring, even if his partner makes the mistake of getting into my business.

Magenta: Mind you Sabre, everyone hates Joey anyway so I can’t see anyone even half way decent wanting to team up with him.

Sabre: You’ve got a point there Magenta, everyone in OCW despises Joey so there is no way he can find anyone with even the remotest bit of talent to tag with him. The best he can probably come up with is some no talent rookie who is desperate to get on TV and a partner like that is probably worse than not having a partner at all, and if that kind of person is the best that Joey can come up he may as well kiss his chances of even surviving two minutes goodbye.

Magenta: Joey is history, but I think to give you even more motivation I’m going to show you an interview that Joey made earlier with Lisa Blunt, it’s lucky that the one piece of modern equipment that this shack has is a video recorder so I was able to tape the interview whilst you were riding around on that horse of yours trying to accomplish the impossible task of finding a civilised Australian.

Sabre: Go on then Magenta, I’d love to hear what he has to say, but before you do show me I’ve got to say that Joey has improved in one key area, it seems that he can now actually speak English, I remember in OCW version one I had to get a gobbledegook translator to help me decipher what he had to say, but luckily he has improved his vocabulary and I can no understand him without the need of a translator.

Magenta gets the video with Joe’s interview on it and starts to play it, over the next couple of minutes we see Joe’s interview along with the little chat that Josh Landers, Shane Parker, Lisa Blunt and Sam Onella had before it.

Magenta: I can’t believe that Josh Landers had the gall to make up such idiotic rumours about me, even if it means getting a fine I’m going to make him pay for saying what he said, and as if I’d go anywhere near him anyway, especially when I have a boyfriend like you. He’s one ugly bastard and not even one hundredth of the man you are. In fact I wouldn’t touch him with a ten-foot barge poll even if I wasn’t going out with you and even if he was richer than Bill Gates, The Sultan of Brunei, The Duke of Westminster and Richard Branson combined.

Sabre: And he’ll deserve it to, he has shown that he is no gentleman by saying such obvious lies like that and for that he deserves and hopefully will get a sound thrashing. But moving away from that piece of trash to an even bigger piece of trash. Joey Jackson is clearly even more delusional than he was in the old OCW. He seems to actually think that he can beat me and he also seems to think that he is a genuine hardcore wrestler. Well he should wise up right now, because he is certainly not a hardcore wrestler, in fact I don’t think I’ve ever seen a less hardcore wrestler than Joey. During the last year I’ve seen many Joey Jackson matches and the only time he’s even come remotely close to looking hardcore was two weeks ago against Bishop Murder, but then again Gandhi would have looked hardcore compared to Bishop Murder because that man was so weak and so pathetic that even Joey Jackson looked good in comparison. In my opinion Joey could barely tell one end of a baseball bat from the other and when he has to go up against a genuine world class hardcore wrestler like he does on Monday he will quite literally get torn to shreds, and as for thinking he has a chance against me well I’ve got to say that it’s definitely reality check time. Joey has accomplished nothing in his wrestling career in fact I think I would be correct in saying that his career win loss ratio is probably under 500. Compared to that I have won numerous titles in several different feds, and I have beaten many world class competitors along the way. When I go up against Joey it is a complete mismatch and on Monday when I face him I will remind him of that fact when I ensure that he and his mystery partner end up being completely and utterly sabreized.

Magenta: You’re going to send him to hell Sabre.

Sabre: Undoubtedly Magenta, because when Joey Jackson feels the full power of The Ultimate Fighting Machine he will be well on his way to oblivion. Now that’s enough about Joey, if I think about him anymore I’ll probably be sick. I need some entertainment instead, what’s on television.

Magenta switches the video off and tunes the TV into the one and only channel that’s broadcast in this part of the outback.

Magenta: Oh my god another I Love Lucy rerun.

Sabre: Oh not another one, that’s the twenty second in the last two days. Oh well I suppose watching that will be better than thinking about Joey Jackson so let’s get watching.

Sabre and Magenta get settled down to watch I Love Lucy as they do so the scene fades to black