When the scene opens we are in a pub, from the look of the décor we can see that it’s probably a British Pub rather than American one, so there are no prizes for guessing which country we’re in. As the camera moves around the pub we can see that it’s fairly busy with most of the tables taken, one such table has four seats around it, three of these seats are currently occupied, one by Sabre, one by Magenta and the third by AJ Moonlight, the fourth seat is currently empty. At the moment none of the people sitting around the table have drinks, and by the looks of them they would like that situation to change as soon as possible. But before they can get there drinks there are other things to discuss.

AJ Moonlight: Sabre once was bad enough, so why on earth did you invite Boring Dave to come out with us for a drink again.

Sabre: Because he’s paying for all our drinks all night long.

AJ Moonlight: But you could afford to buy every person in this pub drinks all night long without it making a dent in your bank account, so there’s no need to bring that boring bastard along to pay for all our drinks.

Sabre: Yeah I know AJ, but it’s still nice to have a free night out, and anyway once we’ve had enough drinks out of Dave we can just ditch him somewhere and go off without him.

AJ Moonlight: True enough.

Magenta: Speaking of Dave, where the bloody hell are our drinks, we’ve been here for ages waiting for him to get his finger out of his ass.

Purple: He’s taking ages because he’s so bloody timid, he’ll just let anyway barge past him to get served before him. Anyway Magenta why are you so keen to get served I thought you didn’t want Sabre drinking before his matches and I thought you’d try to set him a good example by not drinking as well.

Magenta: We have to let off steam sometimes don’t we, and anyway this week Sabre’s got all the bases covered in his match so going out drinking is no big deal. Because this week unlike week Sabre has backup in his match. Last week Sabre had to go it alone against two of Paul Middle’s little groupies, naturally he was able to overcome them with ease, because he’s better than those two retards could ever be, but if he’d have been out drinking everynight things could have been different, especially since AJ’s manager’s licence was mysteriously cancelled just before the match.

Sabre: It just proved how good I am, that I beat them hands down with no help what so ever, but when you’re the Ultimate Fighting Machine, beating two pieces of garbage like Prick White and Joel Crystal is no problem what so ever.

This week though it’s two of our guys against one of Middle’s bum chums. Sabre has Genocide backing him up, and together those two can make mincemeat out of Randy Lilley, even in a singles match Lilley wouldn’t last five minutes against either Sabre or Genocide, so when they’re teaming up together and giving him a two on one beatdown it should be an absolute walk in the park.

AJ Moonlight: And naturally once you two have finished the beatdown on Lilley , Genocide will do the right thing and let you pin Lilley because you’re the senior member of the partnership and you’re surely in line for a title shot soon so the win will be of more benefit to you than him.

Sabre: Winning the match would definitely be great, and it would be nice if Genocide let me get the pin, but I’m a team player and all that so if he’s got the pin I’m happy for him to win the match, just as long as Lilley doesn’t win it, and as long as Lilley ends up a bloody mess then I’ll be content.

Boring Dave now comes into shot, he is carrying four pints of beer, he puts these on the table and then sits down on the remaining chair, everyone then takes their pint of beer and starts drinking, even Magenta (Stunning, big boobs, likes wrestling, doesn’t nag too much and drinks pints, what more can a man want). After a short bit of drinking an announcement can be heard over the public address system.

Announcement: And now for your viewing pleasure on the stage, coming to us all the way from Stoke on Trent, one of England’s finest Erotic dancers Samantha.

AJ Moonlight: A stripper get in there.

Because Sabre’s girlfriend is present Sabre tries to act all coy once the stripper has been announced.

Sabre: Well actually I think it’s terrible that women are exploited in that way, it’s just not right.

Magenta: Don’t talk out of your ass just because I’m here Sabre, it’s only a bit of a laugh, and it’s guaranteed that she’s not a match for me. (She doesn’t mind her boyfriend watching female strippers either, wow she must be the perfect women).

Sabre: (Blows a sigh of relief) Yeah that’s what I thought too really.

The stripper’s music now starts to play and after a short while she appears on a stage which just happens to be near where Sabre etc are sitting. Magenta was right she isn’t as attractive as her, but she’s still pretty fine looking and she also has an absolutely enormous pair of breasts, at least a double F cup. Most of the men including AJ but not Sabre who is still a bit wary of Magenta not approving of the stripper and not Boring Dave either because he’s too nervous to do that are cheering the stripper on. The stripper dances around for a while but as of yet she hasn’t taken any clothes off. Suddenly Boring Dave gets up out of his chair and starts to head towards to bar, but before he can get very far AJ Moonlight grabs his arm and prevents him from going very far.

AJ Moonlight: Hey where are you going, the show’s only just began.

Boring Dave: I’m just going to get a round in.

Sabre: But you only just got a round in.

Suddenly Magenta, Sabre, AJ and all the viewers at home can’t help but notice a slight bulge in Dave’s trousers where his unmentionables are.

AJ Moonlight: She hasn’t taken anything off yet, and Dave’s already cracked a stiffy.

Boring Dave: No I haven’t it, that me on the slack because my cock’s so big.

Sabre: Hey look everyone Dave’s already got a panhandle.

Most of the people in the pub temporarily turn away from the stripper and towards Dave, then they see that got an erection, so Dave gets laughed at by most of the people for a short while, Dave wisely decides to sit down so no one else can see him at his full extension. As he sits down everyone goes back to watching the stripper, the stripper then proceeds to do what all strippers do and take her clothes off, when she gets down to her bra and panties, she gets off the stage and starts walking around the tables, teasing the men as she goes by pretending that she’s going to take her top off. After a while she goes over to Sabre’s table and starts dancing in front of AJ, who looks quite happy for her to do so. She then proceeds to jiggle her boobs in front of AJ.

AJ Moonlight: Bloody hell, you don’t get many of them to the pound.

The stripper now proceeds to move away from a content looking AJ towards Sabre, but when she does so Magenta glares at her so she thinks better and moves towards Dave. Dave starts to look really nervous and ever so embarrassed, and even more so when the stripper takes her top of right in front of him to reveal her exceptionally big boobs and then proceeds to sit right down in his lap and shove her boobs right in his face. After about a minute of this she gets off Dave’s lap and starts to dance around in front of the other customers. AJ, Sabre and Magenta temporarily turn towards Dave.

AJ Moonlight: Dave you lucky bastard.

Sabre: Bloody Hell Dave, it must have been years since you got that close to a women.

Dave though isn’t thinking about the stripper for the time being.

Boring Dave: Why did I have to wear white trousers.

Dave now stands up and goes off towards the toilets, but as he does so a strange stain can be seen around the crotch area of his trousers, a stain that wasn’t there before the stripper sat on his lap. AJ quickly notices it.

AJ Moonlight: Bloody hell, Dave’s only gone and creamed his pants.

Everyone now starts to look at that area of Dave’s trousers and people can be heard laughing.

Boring Dave: I did no such thing, all I did was spill my pint.

Magenta: I didn’t know you were drinking a pint of milk Dave.

Sabre: Dave shot his bolt, bloody hell what a sad bastard.

Dave now hides the offending area with his hands but everyone knows it’s there and laughs at him.

Sabre: Dave you’re going to have to keep your little pecker under control next time you go out, one of these days it’s really going to get you into trouble.

The embarrassment is now too much for Dave, who decides to run out of the pub, leaving Sabre, Magenta and AJ on there own, after a few minutes of laughing at Dave they manage to control there giggles.

Sabre: You just can’t beat going out with Dave, you’re always guaranteed that he’ll do something completely dumb.

AJ Moonlight: He’s just so pathetic isn’t he. So pathetic that I bet she still wanks over the bra pages in his mother’s copy of Kays Catalogue. How on earth he got a contract in OCW I have no idea, it’s a given that he’ll lose in the Underground title tournament this week, and that he’ll lose every match in his OCW stint so how he got a job here I just don’t know.

Magenta: Probably so Paul Middle can have someone on the roster who’s even more pathetic than the members of his precious little Team OCW.

Sabre: What, even more pathetic than Prick White, surely that’s impossible to do.

Magenta; I know it sounds impossible because Prick White is just so pathetic, but Dave is worse and I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason why he has a job here.

Sabre: That makes some sense because we all that all the members of team OCW are totally shit, so it makes sense that he’d hire someone to make them look better. But when it comes to mine and Genocide’s opponent this week even hiring ten Boring Dave’s wouldn’t make him look good, because as we’ve all seen over recent weeks the guy really is a no talent bum. Just take last week for example J-Man easily outsmarted him and picked up an easy win without even breaking a sweat, and prior to that he’s has his ass handed to him almost every week for as long as I can remember.

Magenta: I just can’t remember that last time I saw him when he wasn’t all beaten up.

Sabre: And neither can I, and this week on Blast it will be no different for him because how can he survive with both Genocide and I taking it right to him. Just like all members of the rebellion Genocide and I are on the same page, we will work together and one of us will get the pin. Any petty differences we might have had in the WWWP will be put to one side, because there is only one goal in this match and that is making sure Randy Lilley loses, and I have no doubt that is a goal we will easily complete, because a pathetic little peon like him surely can’t stand in our way. Randy will just have to face facts on Monday he’s going up against The Ultimate Fighting Machine and the Morbid Machine, and that means by the end of the match he’ll end up being totally and utterly sabreized. Okay enough of the chat let’s get some more drink in, fortunately before Dave left us, I got him to set up a tab so we can just use that to buy our drinks and then post the bill to Dave, unfortunately one of us will have to go to the bar now, but you can’t have everything can you.

With that AJ Moonlight gets up and goes to the bar, when he does so the scene fades to black.