When the scene opens we can see Lisa Blunt looking at a magazine,
at the moment the camera is quite far away so we can’t make out the details
on the front cover, so we don’t know the name of the mag or any information
on what’s inside. Lisa though does seem rather engrossed by it though, so we
can assume that it’s a most entertaining read. The camera then moves in
towards Lisa when it does we can see a picture of Sabre and Magenta on the
front cover holding hands and walking through some countryside. Beneath the
picture is a caption which says Wrestling’s Golden Couple, and above the
picture we can see that the name of the magazine is Celebrity Update. The
camera then moves around behind Lisa for a short while so we can see that she
is reading a story on Sabre and Magenta, we can also see more pictures of
them walking through the countryside and looking as through they are very
much in love as most of the pics show them holding hands or kissing, by the
look of the pictures we can obviously tell that they were taken without Sabre
and Magenta’s knowledge by some member of the paparazzi with a long lens
camera, but even though they didn’t know they were been pictured they still
look very photogenic with Magenta looking as gorgeous as ever. The camera
then moves back round in front of Lisa, who is still engrossed in the
article.
Lisa
Blunt: Isn’t that nice, seeing a young couple in love is just so lovely,
because after all you just can’t beat a bit of romance can you. But why does
it have to be that b###h Magenta with Sabre, it should be me instead. Sabre
is just way too handsome for her, he should be with a women with real
sophistication like me, and what a catch he’d be with all that money in the
bank and that huge mansion. I should have definitely snared him in version
one before Magenta got her hands on him. My god I was such a fool for not
getting him while I had the chance, I really should kick myself shouldn’t I.
Lisa
goes back to the magazine article, after a short while Sabre and Magenta
suddenly appear on the scene, Lisa sees them before they see her, so she
quickly hides the magazine in her handbag so that they don’t know she’s been reading
about them.
Lisa
Blunt: Oh well I’ve lost my chance now, so I might as well stick to being
professional when I’m talking to them, because after all I am the number one
reporter in OCW, so I should always maintain my professional approach.
Magenta
and Sabre now see Lisa and walk up to her, Lisa then. gets off her chair and
gets ready to meet them.
Sabre:
Lisa I hope you’ve got a microphone ready because I have a few things I want
to say, a few very important things and I want to make sure everyone hears
them especially my opponents this week, a wrestler who holds one of the main
titles round here and a certain newcomer who seems to have ideas above his
station and is trying to issue a title challenge before he’s even had a
match.
Lisa
Blunt: Sure thing Sabre.
Lisa
gets a mic which just happens to be in her handbag, naturally though when she
goes to get the mic the magazine she was reading just happens to fall out of
her bag as well so that Sabre and Magenta can see that Lisa has been reading a
magazine that had them on the front cover.
Sabre:
So you’ve been reading about us have you Lisa, you’re not still pining after
me are you, even though you knew you never had a chance at all with me.
Magenta:
And you’re not still jealous of me are you.
Lisa
Blunt: No, no of course not I was just reading an article about Jude Law,
he’s such a hunk and I’d like to know more about him.
Sabre:
As if I believe that, but for the time being I can’t concern myself with you
and your reading habits because I have more important things to talk about,
firstly my triple threat match on Blast this week against Randy Lilley and
Genocide. Lilley you’d better get ready for a long and painful night of
Monday, because during our match Genocide and I are going to be on the same
page and we’re going to attack you together like a well oiled machine.
Genocide and I are two of the best wrestlers the world has ever seen, while
you are nothing but a piss poor also ran. Losers like you Lilley don’t belong
competing against people like us and after we’ve dismantled you on Monday and
shown everyone yet again how weak you are, there’s no way you’ll be competing
against anyone of our level again because your little buddy Paul Middle will
never again want to see you torn apart like you will be on Monday by two of
the most vicious men in the world today. And if were thinking Genocide and I
would fight each other because we want the win so much you can guess again,
because our goal in this match is not to win but to make sure you lose, and
lose you will when we beat you to within an inch of your miserable life. Who
wins out of Genocide or myself is not important, of course the win is more
beneficial to me as I’m the one in line for title shots, but if Geno wins I’m
still happy. So Lilley you had better say your prayers over the next few days
because come Monday you’ll need all the divine intervention you can get just
to survive.
Magenta:
Lilley you’ve took many beating in your wrestling career but none of them
will compare to the one on Monday, you’re going to end the match a bloody
mess and I for one just can’t wait to see it.
Sabre:
The next person I want to address is Scott Monroe. What the hell do you think
you’re doing Scotty, you’ve yet to have a match in this fed but already
you’re trying to get a title shot at one of our major belts, that is just
down right stupid in my opinion. You’re nothing in this fed at the moment, in
fact you’re less than nothing, because anyone who has to tag up with Tito Bennett
in the shows opening match is obviously someone who deserves no respect what
so ever. You might say you didn’t choose to team with him, but that means
nothing to me, because if you were any good management would have found you
someone better instead. If you want my advice Scotty, why don’t you go after
the Alpha title instead, since you’re a puny little pipsqueak you qualify to
go for that belt, any maybe if you win a few matches you might get a shot at
Ryan Trent, of course Ryan will kick your ass and hold onto the title, but at
least you’ll have had you’re title shot won’t you. In the meantime you should
just leave the major title shots to people who actually deserve them like me.
I’ve won every match I’ve being in this month and pinned some of the top guys
in the fed so there is absolutely no doubt that I deserve a shot at one of
the major belts. Now I can’t go after the Ultimate Title at the moment as
Bobby D holds it and he’s one of my team mates, so that leaves me with JMK’s
precious Omega Heavyweight title. Jakkob you know I deserve a shot at your
belt, and I deserve it at the first possible opportunity, so go and have a
word with Paul Middle and get him to book the match, or are you too chicken
to do that because you know that I’d flatten you if I got my hands on you
again, and take that belt away from you so quickly that you’d barely have
time to say I just got my ass kicked by Sabre. So McKain prove me wrong and
put that belt on the line, or perhaps I’ll just have to keep winning all my
matches, keep taking out all the members of Team OCW, until you’re forced to
defend the belt against the one person who truly deserves a shot at the belt.
Lisa
Blunt: I can’t see JMK backing down from you, he’s not scared of anybody.
Sabre:
Well he should be because when I eventually get to face off with him, I fully
intend to bust him really badly and perhaps put him out of action for good.
Lisa I know sooner or later I’ll get my shot whether JMK wants to give it to
me or not, and when he does that belt is going to be mine, and I’m so sure
that it’s going to be mine that I’ve already got a new name for the title,
and I’ve already instructed the belt manufacturers to get my name plate
ready. So Jakkob I hope you’re ready to lose your precious belt because at some
point down the line I’m taking it from you and there’s not a damn thing you
can do about it.
Sabre
now proceeds to give that I want your belt move, where a wrestler moves his
hands in opposite directions across his waist, he then slides his thumb across
his throat in a similar manner to Chris Benoit, but ever so more threatening.
He and Magenta then walk off and the scene fades to black.
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