The scene opens inside Sabre and Magenta’s five star hotel suite in the most exclusive hotel in New York. At the moment we’re in Sabre and Magenta’s bedroom, at the moment Sabre and Magenta are lying on their king sized bed with their heads propped up by pillows, but don’t worry they’re not up to anything rude as they are on top of the sheets, are not touching each other and are both fully clothed, in fact sitting on a chair near them is Boring Dave so that rules out any naughty business what so ever. At the moment all three people are watching a TV that’s at the end of the King sized bed, the camera quickly focuses on the TV, which is currently showing Sabre’s match on the last edition of Blast, at the moment we can see Sabre hitting Randy Lilley with the Sabrecrusher and getting the pin. The camera then returns to Sabre and Magenta.

Sabre: Where the hell is AJ, he should be here by now with the entertainment, as good as watching me pin Randy Lilley for the twenty third straight time is there comes a time when I would like to watch something else instead, so where he is.

As if by magic the door to the room opens and AJ walks in, he has a paper bag in his hands, which he puts on a nearby table before emptying it’s contents. When he does this we can see that four rental tapes have emerged from the bag.

Magenta: What videos have you got then?

AJ Moonlight: Well I got something which I thought might cater for each of our individual tastes, I thought Magenta might want a chick flick so I got Titanic for her, Sabre likes football so I rented a copy of the FA Cup Semi Final Reply from 1997 between Middlesbrough and Chesterfield for him.

Sabre: A match which Middlesbrough won three nil I might add.

AJ Moonlight: And because Dave likes Boring things I got a copy of Rick White’s greatest matches for him.

Sabre: And what about your choice AJ.

AJ throws one of the videos over to Sabre, Sabre catches it and has a quick look at it.

Sabre: Good choice AJ.

AJ Moonlight: Yeah I thought Hot b###hes in Heat 16 starring Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera and Jill Kelly would be a great choice, especially since the video box guaranteed Red Hot Action. So anyway which film shall we watch first then.

Everyone: Hot b###hes in Heat 16.

AJ Moonlight: Okay Hot b###hes it is.

Sabre passes the video back to AJ who sticks it in the video player which is underneath the TV we all saw later, the action then begins and all those porno starlets get down to what they do best, naturally though as this is supposed to be family viewing the camera stays focused on Sabre and the buddies (and Boring Dave who is of course not one of Sabre buddies.) After a few minutes of watching two things happen firstly it can be noticed that Boring Dave is now leaning quite far forward in his chair and the other three people have decided to start chatting away.

Magenta: Not a bad choice at all AJ (My god she likes watching porn as well, Sabre is one lucky man) But Hot b###hes in Heat 13 was better.

AJ Moonlight: Maybe, but that one didn’t have Ron Jeremy in it, and porn just isn’t the same if you’re not watching some big fat hairy man doing the shagging.

Sabre: Oh come on AJ, Hot b###hes 13 had Peter North in it and he kicks ass. Anyway even without Peter there’s some good hardcore action, and speaking of hardcore action, I’ll definitely have to have with Dave Martin to see if I get some kind of hardcore stipulation added to the elimination tag match at Uprising, because given the low standard of opponents who I’ll be squaring off against next Monday I’ll need to bash at least one of them over the head with a sledgehammer to give me any sort of entertainment. Because let’s face it all four guys in Team OCW totally suck and from a purely wrestling standpoint they won’t be able to offer me challenge what so ever, so I’ll need to hit them with baseball bats so I don’t get bored.

Magenta: What on earth was Middle doing picking those four guys to represent him in the main event at Uprising, it’s almost like he wants to give his company away, because none of those guys has any chance of even getting close to elimination any members of the Rebellion.

Sabre: It’s not like he had much choice Magenta, the only person on Team OCW who has any ability is Jakkob McKain, and even he would only be about the sixth best member of the Rebellion if he chose to join us, and since he already has a match that left Middle with absolutely no one decent to face us, and thus his fate is left in the hands of no talent bums like Prick White, Amos Stamos, Joel Crystal and Christopher Courtley. Now I don’t really know much about this Minister of Darkness fellow, but he could be a one armed midget and our team would still pick up the easy win. Painkiller, J-Man and myself have way too much quality for those guys and thus we’ll have the easy win.

Magenta: And I think it’s pretty safe to guess that you’ll probably eliminate all those guys without a single one of you being eliminated because you’re that superior.

Sabre: Absolutely, and when we’ve done that Paul Middle will finally be out of our lives and OCW will become a much better place.

Magenta: Amen to that.

AJ Moonlight: Oh hell yeah.

There is no response from Dave though, by the look of his eyes we can tell that he is way to engrossed in the porno film to care what everyone else has being saying. It is also noticeable that Dave is leaning very far forward now, even more so than before.

Sabre: Er Dave what do you think about my chances at the Pay Per View.

There is no response from Dave. So Sabre grabs a nearby cushion and throws it at his head. Dave’s trance is now broke

Sabre: So Dave what do you think about what I just said.

Boring Dave: I don’t know I can’t remember what you said.

Sabre: Oh never mind you’re opinion isn’t important anyway. What is important is the fact that I’m going to kick the hell out of White, Stamos, Crystal and Courtley on Monday and The Rebellion is going to put Paul Middle right out of business. By the way Dave could you pass me that towel over there?

Sabre points at a towel that’s in the corner of the room. Dave is once again engrossed in the porn but he looks away for a little while to see the towel.

Boring Dave: No way get it yourself.

Sabre: But you’re in the way.

Boring Dave: Well I’m not moving.

Sabre: And would that be because you’ve got an erection and you’re trying to hide it by leaning forward.

Dave looks a little red faced, because that’s the truth.

Sabre: My god man, just use a cushion like everyone else to hide it, there’s plenty of them around here.

Just to prove his point Sabre picks up another cushion and throws it at Boring Dave’s head. Boring Dave is a little bit annoyed by that.

Boring Dave: I’m not accepting that, I’m leaving.

Sabre: Go on then Dave, and close the door on the way out will you.

Dave gets up to leave the room but because of his erection he has to walk with a bit of an unusual waddle. Which causes much merriment for the rest of the people in the room. When he leaves the three remaining people in the room laugh for a while for beginning to chat again.

Sabre: You know that was just an excuse for him to leave the room, we all know he’s nipped back off to his hotel room to have a wank.

AJ Moonlight: From what I’ve heard he’ll have to get his tweezers and magnifying glass out first before he can do that.

Sabre: And I’m guessing it will probably be over quite quickly, maybe not as quickly as the one sided match I’ll be having at Uprising, but still pretty damn quick Anyway enough of the chit chat, and let’s get down to the serious business of watching the film.

With that the scene fades to black.