The scene opens in the late Evening at the Entrance of the Odeon Cinema in Leicester Square in London. From the fact that a red carpet has been laid down outside the entrance, the number of paparazzi hanging about and loads of screaming fans outside it is a pretty safe to assume that this is a Movie Premiere, in fact this is the British Premiere of the Matrix Reloaded. As we look around the Red Carpet we can see a few minor British Celebrities walking into the cinema, there is also a young attractive women who no one’s ever heard of wearing an incredibly small dress just so she can appear in the middle pages of the tabloid newspapers the next day and finally we can see the evil twins from Matrix Reloaded signing a few autographs for the fans. The camera then moves towards the beginning of the red carpet, when it does this we can see a huge limousine pull up to it. A man in a penguin suit then opens the door next to the carpet. Magenta then emerges from the car looking absolutely stunning in a beautiful evening dress, emerging behind her wearing a very smart tuxedo and looking very dashing is everyone’s favourite ever wrestler Sabre. Immediately the paparazzi lose interest in all the minor celebrities and rush over to take pictures of two people who are actually major stars (That’s Sabre and Magenta not the evil twins), and since this is England Sabre and Magenta get a big cheer from the crowd, and also since this is England Sabre and Magenta don’t object to signing a few autographs, after doing that for a while Sabre and Magenta hold hands and walk up the red carpet having their photograph taken by all the press photographers. Along the way they stop and Magenta poses for a few more photos before they start walking again and enter the cinema, on entering the cinema the camera changes to one that is based inside the cinema, when this happens we can see Sabre and Magenta get greeted by a female reporter from a British Celebrity gossip television programme.

Reporter: On my god it’s Sabre and Magenta, it’s great to see you back over here in England.

Sabre: And it’s great to be here, I like coming back to the UK as much as possible and been invited to this premiere gave me the perfect opportunity to come back here for a few days.

Reporter: And what are you two up to at the moment?

Sabre: At the moment Magenta and I are concentrating on our wrestling careers in OCW, which has really being paying dividends for us because I’ve been very successful over the last couple of months and have being beating everyone who’s been put in the ring with me and I’ve held one of the most prestigious belts in the whole of wrestling for quite some time now.

Reporter: That’s great Sabre. I’m glad to hear it

Sabre: And coming up this Monday I’ve got another big match, but you know me I’ll have no problem getting the job done, and with all my British fans cheering me on how can I possibly fail.

Reporter: I loved the last film you starred in, and your acting was really first rate, is there any chance we’ll see another Sabre film soon.

Sabre: I could never say never, if someone came along and say offered me 10 million pounds to appear in a film I don’t know if I could turn it down, but for the time being I’m going to stick to the wrestling and go on to yet more success in that field.

Reporter: Well good luck in your match and enjoy the film.

Sabre and Magenta leave the reporter behind who has now gone of to interview Jimmy Sommerville, but before Sabre and Magenta can go off to take their seats in the cinema another reporter grabs them and sticks a microphone underneath their noses, this reporter is none other than Lisa Blunt.

Lisa Blunt: Hey Sabre, you’ve got a big week ahead of you this week haven’t you any chance of some comments of all the happenings in OCW.

Sabre: Sure thing Lisa, the first thing I’ve got to say is that Scott Monroe can kiss my ass, he comes into OCW after having a bit of success in some minor feds and goes round thinking he’s the dog bollocks and that he can do whatever he wants whilst he here. Well he can guess again because puny pipsqueaks like him with no real wrestling pedigree deserve absolutely nothing. There must be something wrong with him if he thinks he can challenge for the Omega Heavyweight title without even having had a match here, and he must be downright dumb to talk about meeting someone of my incredible calibre at some point down the line when all he’s done in his career is do okay in a few small time feds and get lucky in a tag match last week on Blast. Lisa it’s quite clear to me that this man won’t make it to the top here, I see nothing in his ring work to suggest that he’s anything special at all, so his ridiculous dreams of winning the Omega Heavyweight title or facing me in the ring will never ever happen, especially after Uprising when the Rebellion kick Team OCW’s asses all over the ring and put Dave Martin in charge of this fed I’ll get a new clause in my contract which will say that I don’t have to waste my time having matches against losers like Monroe, because after Uprising I’ll only be facing people who are worthy of being in the ring with me and Scott Monroe just isn’t and never will be one of those people so like I said earlier he can kiss my ass.

Lisa Blunt: But what about the big match, that’s what I really want to know about.

Sabre: My match is barely worth talking about, because it’s just such a foregone conclusion what’s going to happen. The gap in quality between our two sides is just so immense that their can really only be one winner. It’s just so obvious what’s going to happen isn’t it. Firstly I’ll hit the Sabrecrusher on Joel Crystal to take him out of the match, then Painkiller will serve justice on Amos Stamos and he’ll be gone, then it will be J-Man’s turn to have some fun, and all it will take is a quick Really Big F'n Deal Version 3 on Christopher Courtley and Team OCW will be down to one member, and that one member left is Prick White you know you’re in trouble, because once I get my hands on that piece of garbage all I’ll have to do is put him in the Sabre Death Lock and he’ll he tapping out faster than you can sing (Sabre sings briefly at this point) Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na, Na , Hey Hey Hey Goodbye (back to speaking) to Paul Middle.

Sabre: During this match on our side of the ring you’ll have possibly the three best wrestlers to have ever wrestled in OCW, you’re looking at a group of men who’ve held more titles here than most people have had hot dinners, and you’ve also got a fourth man who at the moment is an unknown quantity but when he’s unveiled he’ll probably turn out to be every bit as good as PK, J-Man and Myself, but across the ring from us you’ve got four men who’ve done jack shit in this fed. Amos Stamos seems to have had the most success out of the four of them and he hasn’t won a match for bloody ages, and just look at the matches we’ve had in the past against them. I’ve personally pinned Joel Crystal and Amos and beat Prick White, and my esteemed tag team partners hold several victories over our opponents as well. Just face it Lisa, Paul Middle made the biggest mistake of his life trusting his future in the hands of four men ho could barely claim to be the best wrestlers in their own households. Personally I just can’t wait until Monday, in fact it might just be the best night of my life, because after Monday I’ll never have to see Paul Middle again, and when I kick the hell out of Stamos, White, Crystal and Courtley, I’ll once again shown why I am the number one wrestler in the world today. Now if you’ll excuse me Lisa I have a film to watch and Magenta has a whole legion of female starlets to upstage so see you later.

With that Sabre walks off into the screen where the Matrix Reloaded will be shown and the scene fades to black.